COUNTDOWN: 86

Anyone know if this is real?

So is the a Tahd fan or a Sooners fan? because both camps hate their respective orange UT.

sigh… 86 days… I’m not gonna make it :(

My Guess would be an Aggie…nobody hates UT like the Aggies.

comedy of errors indeed

Pretty sure she’s a bulldawg. The shirt has some black in it.

Texas Dawg @1,

Don’t know if it is real or not, but I will be over that way to pick up a load of Coors for their drinking pleasure at the Truck Rodeo and I’ll let ya know.

That looks like some fine Lower Alabama poontang to me.

“their drinking pleasure”

Big and Little Enos Burdette, that is.

Um…I have a question. Are you — the person wearing the t-shirt — the slut, or is some random UT coed not wearing a t-shirt with the word “SLUT” emblazoned upon it, the slut?

When you point the finger of irony, three fingers point back at you.

She pops up on the first page of google hits for “Alabama fans”, which is what I was searching for in the first place, so I’m going to venture out on a limb and say the lady supports the Crimson Tide, and therefore deserves my scorn.

Sooner Fan!

Must be an Oklahoma fan. The shirt is red, not maroon, plus girls that attend A&M are not ugly. I’ve seen some extremely unattractive people on the OU side of the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. Living in trailers isn’t good for the skin.

And, it isn’t exactly hate the Aggies feel for UT. It is more like what a younger sibling feels for an older, smarter sibling. A little bit of an inferiority complex. UT grads just want to go by and pat all those little Aggies on the head.

They don’t make them any classier than in Tuscalooser, Alabama, my friends.

Thanks for not using this one Holly (kinda NSFW or your eyes).

1. & #14

Wow. And we thought OU was bad.

@ 1

Is it real? Probably not.

But, it could be, and if it is the judge is obviously in on the absurdity, but I would have preferred he would have sent them to federal district court in DC if they could not settle their differences like other judges do, since federal court in DC deems itself superior to the other US district courts.

I have read motions where lawyers used similar ridiculous reasons for venue changes, but those are usually the desperate pleas of an attorney to get out of whatever jurisdiction the matter was currently in.

This motion is merely for taking depos, and the location of where they were given would have no bearing on the matter, naturally.

So, yeah, it could be real. There are a couple of websites dedicated to bringing insane, and of course filed, court documents to light, and the causes of action are always humorous.

Okay…add #15 to my last post. Words fail me.

I don’t believe I have seen anything that bad, even from OU.

@Brian—I considered it, but I couldn’t look at it long enough to put the numbers on it.

Swing low, sweet chariots.

a few corrections:

1. we’re crimson, not red
2. are you seriously going to compare aggy women to Sooner hots? really? i give credit to the hots at all texass schools, except aggy, where there are no hots
3. we kindof own you – just wanted to remind you of that

holly @ 11,

i’m not even going to stand here and try to defend this bohemeth, or claim she isn’t a tide fan, but if everyone took google images as truth, phil fulmer would work at krispy kreme, play the role of “fat bastard”, and be a post katrina looter.

#6…she defintely is a bulldawg. just look her face.

oh, ya mean Georgia fan?

Wow. A bammer skank with more chins than a Chinese phone book calling other women sluts.

About par for the course.

re: shaving a mustache – a dollar says she’s already engaged in aggressive hair management on her hind quarters. If you’ve already got the depilatory out for that, a little dab’ll do ya for the upper lip, I would imagine.

As for #s 15 & 19 – That cleavage is reminiscent of the Donner Pass – not because of its amazing breadth, but because men chew their own legs off to escape.

if everyone took google images as truth, phil fulmer would work at krispy kreme, play the role of “fat bastard”, and be a post katrina looter.

….all those things are true! QEDMF!

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If that girl is an Aggie, she would have been burned alive immediately after this photo was taken, for referring to that other school as something other than TU.

Holly,
I can’t help but notice that since you are repatriated to the promised land Dixie as a whole, not just Tennessee that the ire is coursing through your veins with proper vim and vigor – oh and I should probably point out that on any given day I would shun such a creature as you have mocked us with however, during the afternoon hours of October 21, 2007 I would have embraced her in a celebratory passion reserved for a long lost love. Come to think of it, I probably did.
Welcome home.

gurn – Go back to listening to Finebaum and leave the internets to the big kids, you fucking douchebag.

Thank you, sir. Good to be back.

#13

Dear Okiedomer;

First of all crimson is red. A pigment of the color red. Still red.

I have friends that attended A&M and yes, they are all very attractive. I’m not sure where you were in College Station, but I assure you, the women of A&M are, for the most part, attractive. All Texas women are known for just that quality.

You own us. Please. So we have had a few rough years in Dallas. As with every outstanding football program, we will bounce back.

I do wish you luck staying out of trouble and off probation. It is just a matter of time before a few of your players end up at that car dealership again. Maybe your new quarterback needs a summer job? Check out Burnt Orange Nation. Good article on what he might be doing this summer. All in good fun, of course.

How this thread hasn’t devolved into a Bama-AU flame war, I’ll never know. A mere mention of Bama used to trigger it around here. Maybe this will work, or a future countdown pic?

I know. I was blatantly angling for one out of sheer boredom. WHITHER, TIGERS.

Lindsay Bluth would be proud.

crimson elephant god. awesome.

blon57,
There are some good looking women in collie station, but as a whole the coeds down there are pretty plain, especially for a school with 50,000 students. Look around the stands the next time you’re at a cult rally and you will see a lot of 5’s in maroon shirts with their hair pulled back and no makeup on. This is definitely not the case in Austin, Lubbock, or Fort Worth.

Excellent caption!

holly @ 11,

i’m not even going to stand here and try to defend this bohemeth, or claim she isn’t a tide fan, but if everyone took google images as truth, phil fulmer would work at krispy kreme, play the role of “fat bastard”, and be a post katrina looter.

Only when he isn’t the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

…and greasy Joan doth keel the pot…

blon57,

maroon is also a pigment of the color red – probably should have remembered what i was responding to before responding without thinking

and #35 is right – and i’d even add waco to his list – but not aggy

and a few rough years in dallas is a nice way of saying 2-6 in the new millenium – and outstanding programs have more than 4 measly titles

but i do like the car dealership joke, especially in light of bitches neeedin’ to get kicked and your whole summer last year

Shiiiiiiiit, even as a Bama alum, I’d tap that after a case of ‘Stones (My new neighbors in Iowa know EXACTLY what I’m talkin’ about!) LOL!

See e.g., www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/03/20/things-black-and-gold-people-like/

“Crimson elephant god”?

Please let’s not dishonor the Lord Ganesha with our petty college football rivalries.

@ #1

Here’s the court order in .jpg format.

Gang, that is an OU Sooner shirt.

If it was an A&M shirt it would say t.u., not UT.

If it was an Alabama shirt the orange wouldn’t be the hideous burnt orange but the bright blind yourself orange of Tennessee.

Thirdly, I’ve read about (in either a real publicated article or a book) that shirt being seen at the fairgrounds in Dallas.

Re: ‘..Shirt being seen at the fairgrounds of Dallas…’

On the blue ribbon heifer or one of the also rans?

Somewhat off-topic…today’s my 35th birthday, and my sister-in-law just gave me a signed first edition hardcover of the great classic book re: the Alabama-Auburn rivalry, “Bragging Rights” by Bill Cromartie. This should help me get through a small part of the offseason.

Proving that even hellfire-breathing bitches can give decent gifts on occassion.

@45

Happy birthday. 35 hit me worse than 30 and 40 combined. Go figure.

Re Cromartie: See also Clean Old-Fashioned Hate on the Georgia-Georgia Tech rivalry.

And I would be remiss if I didn’t press on with a plug for my fraternity brother Cale Conley’s War Between the States on the Georgia-Florida series.

Both are fun for college football fans (esp. Southern) even without having a Dawg in the fights.

hahaha classic!

please, I beg of you. Just get another post up. I can’t take looking at that picture anymore.

Oklahoma fan. This isn’t a tough call. Fix the error and move on.

i’m not even going to stand here and try to defend this bohemeth, or claim she isn’t a tide fan, but if everyone took google images as truth, phil fulmer would work at krispy kreme, play the role of “fat bastard”, and be a post katrina looter.

Only when he isn’t the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Don’t forget taking bad pursuit angles for the Denver Broncos.

Re: why there wasn’t a Auburn-bama flame war, that’s for two reasons: 1.) It wouldn’t have been a true thread jack. So not nearly as fun. 2.) You showed an overweight trailer chick and mentioned Tennessee. For a bama fan, that’s like giving something shiny to a monkey. He can’t focus on anything else for at least 3 hours.

The purse is a dead give-away. Walmart special. It is definitely OU.

RE: number one, above: I called the clerk’s office in Austin. The Order is real. I asked the very kind clerk to respectfully remind Judge Nowlin that the last two national champions came from the “gentler pastures” of the SEC. I inquired about filing a Motion to Intervene for purposes of filing a subsequent Motion to Reconsider as to the obviously erroneous SEC reference. I am confident the reference would ultimately be overturned on appeal as being a clear mistatement of law and fact.

I see these crass type of shirts all the time. We at Texas are guilty too. Though funny, I despise the, “You can’t spell Cock Sucker without OU,” T-shirts.

When they talk shit to us during the neutral site game at the State Fair, I always just remind them that I live in Austin, and no matter what the outcome of the game, they have to go back to Mobilhoma.

@52:

Good work, Bamaleg.

The story was picked up by bloggers at the WSJ and Austin American-Statesman after my post here yesterday. (Not sure if they are EDSBS readers or simply in the same e-mail circles as I am. :-) )