She’s the kitchen wench, and all grease; and I know not what use to put her but to make a lamp of her and run her from her own light. I warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn a Poland winter. If she lives till doomsday, she’ll burn a week longer than the whole world.
[p/s Happy Mustache Wednesday! You can shave it off, honey, but we know it's there, and so does your crimson elephant-god.]
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51
hobeg8r says:
The purse is a dead give-away. Walmart special. It is definitely OU.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:50 am
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Bamaleg says:
RE: number one, above: I called the clerk’s office in Austin. The Order is real. I asked the very kind clerk to respectfully remind Judge Nowlin that the last two national champions came from the “gentler pastures” of the SEC. I inquired about filing a Motion to Intervene for purposes of filing a subsequent Motion to Reconsider as to the obviously erroneous SEC reference. I am confident the reference would ultimately be overturned on appeal as being a clear mistatement of law and fact.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:10 am
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The Stos says:
I see these crass type of shirts all the time. We at Texas are guilty too. Though funny, I despise the, “You can’t spell Cock Sucker without OU,” T-shirts.
When they talk shit to us during the neutral site game at the State Fair, I always just remind them that I live in Austin, and no matter what the outcome of the game, they have to go back to Mobilhoma.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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Texas_Dawg says:
@52:
Good work, Bamaleg.
The story was picked up by bloggers at the WSJ and Austin American-Statesman after my post here yesterday. (Not sure if they are EDSBS readers or simply in the same e-mail circles as I am.
)
June 5th, 2008 at 3:59 pm