The internet is made for certain things: pornography, poorly written college football sites, and anonymous douchebags assailing all they survey. However, it’s also made for Youtube, which despite its extremely misleading video titles (DAMMIT! “Rollergirl hot sex” is actually a 9/11 conspiracy video? AGAIN?) occasionally yields something as magnficent as this.

Screencaps are for the weak; the retro is now with filming right off the screen.