IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF ALIEN LIFE: ONLY ON EDSBS
A Denver man claims to have proof of alien life, but is not releasing the footage yet. Fortunately, we’ve got sources like your grandma’s got canned yams.

You wondered why the hat rarely comes off, and now you know.









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austin dave says:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/391313488_7bc791a537.jpg
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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ramblin' says:
outstanding!
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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CincySooner says:
I guess Denver didnt get any color-recording camcorders until AFTER 2003 eh?
Lame… Conclusively lame.
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Area 51 indeed! The Freek is a freak. Well done, sir.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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Kahuna says:
+1 to #1. Sam Cassell is the only proof I’ll ever need of extraterrestrial life.
That said, if any CFB coach is an alien it’s Cap’n Leach. If he ever tried to download the sum of his knowledge into a regular human, that human’s head would burst into flame.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:20 pm
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Ryno says:
Does CW have the Zibikowski haircut in this feature?
Will Pete Carroll be featured in every LSUfreek animation?
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
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Pat says:
Seriously, I wan’t to know if Freak has a website. I have to check out Rick dancing while Pete is playing the keyboard everyday while I waste away in my cube…..
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
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kleph says:
no saban. must not be a recruit’s house.
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
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jakldawg says:
I see how it is. Instead of writing something good, you just throw some aliens in there and hope nobody calls you on it. Any chance you worked on the new Indiana Jones movie?
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
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John says:
:: Indiana Jones spolier alert! ::
Les Miles: Vaporizing Russian Cate Blanchett like he vaporizes SEC competition.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:03 am
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Out of Conference says:
Kleph – I don’t think “Beaming” or “teleporting” is prohibited by the NCAA recruiting rules, per se. I could be wrong.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:13 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Proof of extraterrestrial life was said to be present in Oxfart, MS and, at times, in numerous places around the southeast US for the past three years. The creature was often reported to be driving a Hummer, has a friend named “JoJo”, and spoke in an unintelligible tongue yet to be deciphered.
Lately, rumor has it that sightings of the creature have been around New Orleans and southeast Louisiana.
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:19 am
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StageCoach says:
I was expecting that alien to be wearing a sweater vest…
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
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GatorOne says:
Is that Stewie Griffin?
June 4th, 2008 at 1:04 pm