IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF ALIEN LIFE: ONLY ON EDSBS

by Orson on Jun 2, 2008 4:23 PM EDT

A Denver man claims to have proof of alien life, but is not releasing the footage yet. Fortunately, we've got sources like your grandma's got canned yams.

You wondered why the hat rarely comes off, and now you know.

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by austin dave on Jun 2, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions

outstanding!

by ramblin' on Jun 2, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions

I guess Denver didnt get any color-recording camcorders until AFTER 2003 eh?

Lame… Conclusively lame.

by CincySooner on Jun 2, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions

Area 51 indeed! The Freek is a freak. Well done, sir.

by Out of Conference on Jun 2, 2008 5:16 PM EDT reply actions

+1 to #1. Sam Cassell is the only proof I’ll ever need of extraterrestrial life.

That said, if any CFB coach is an alien it’s Cap’n Leach. If he ever tried to download the sum of his knowledge into a regular human, that human’s head would burst into flame.

by Kahuna on Jun 2, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions

Does CW have the Zibikowski haircut in this feature?
Will Pete Carroll be featured in every LSUfreek animation?

by Ryno on Jun 2, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions

Seriously, I wan’t to know if Freak has a website. I have to check out Rick dancing while Pete is playing the keyboard everyday while I waste away in my cube…..

by Pat on Jun 2, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions

no saban. must not be a recruit’s house.

by kleph on Jun 2, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions

I see how it is. Instead of writing something good, you just throw some aliens in there and hope nobody calls you on it. Any chance you worked on the new Indiana Jones movie?

by jakldawg on Jun 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions

:: Indiana Jones spolier alert! ::

Les Miles: Vaporizing Russian Cate Blanchett like he vaporizes SEC competition.

by John on Jun 3, 2008 9:03 AM EDT reply actions

Kleph – I don’t think “Beaming” or “teleporting” is prohibited by the NCAA recruiting rules, per se. I could be wrong.

by Out of Conference on Jun 3, 2008 9:13 AM EDT reply actions

Proof of extraterrestrial life was said to be present in Oxfart, MS and, at times, in numerous places around the southeast US for the past three years. The creature was often reported to be driving a Hummer, has a friend named “JoJo”, and spoke in an unintelligible tongue yet to be deciphered.

Lately, rumor has it that sightings of the creature have been around New Orleans and southeast Louisiana.

by yoyofutbawl on Jun 3, 2008 10:19 AM EDT reply actions