Comments on: THE OFFICIAL FLORIDA T-SHIRT

By: UFJim

UFJim — Sat, 31 May 2008 00:11:06 +0000

submitted to UF. if i win, ill donate the 250 to my neighborhood filipino

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:02:54 +0000

#14: Best comment I’ve ever read to one of Orson’s posts. ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS!

By: Jeff from LA

Jeff from LA — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:36:32 +0000

+1000 to #14.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:46:51 +0000

To steal a little idea from New AZ, here’s another suggestion:

“I ran faster than Chris Rainey, but all I got was this stinking t-shirt.”

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:06:45 +0000

I think that since it’s for the Student Section, they could all wear a shirt that read “Scholarship Running Back”.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Thu, 29 May 2008 18:43:31 +0000

@14 DC Trojan

+1 Kosher Kocktail to you sir!

By: carl

carl — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:50:41 +0000

My suggestion: “Florida Gators: Easier to beat than Appalachian State”

yea I know , I didn’t make it up but who cares.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:15:42 +0000

How about this for a Florida/Tebow t-shirt

“Wanted Dead or Alive – Jasper Brinkley,
$10,000 Reward. Offer valid until final whistle November 15, 2008″

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:54:39 +0000

Don’t be silly everyone knows that Tebow does not need and Admantium jersey, it’s already bonded to his entire skeleton. A more production friendly model for us mere mortals could be from Carbonadium.

Also, with gas prices continuing to rise, surely come up with a better use of a dead person’s credentials than to merely enter the student section in Gainesville. What? That’s been done and we decieded it was icky? Ah, nevermind… All the good ideas are taken. Damn.

By: That 5.0 Guy

That 5.0 Guy — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:14:11 +0000

Does LSUFreek have his own blog or is he the secret mercenary in the EDSBS arsenal of funny?

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:50:15 +0000

Ground0EastLansing @1 – ah yes, Tel Aviv A&M, home of the Marauding Mohels:

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Snip ‘em clip ‘em cut cut cut
We like shiksas they’re all sluts
Marauding mohels bust those nuts
Until our mothers bust their guts!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Temple Sinai and Beth-el
We’ll give those goys pure football hell
Marauding Mohels for the win
The only time we touch pigskin!”

Looks like I might actually have something to atone for next time I join the in-laws for fast-breaking.

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:42:13 +0000

#3 – instant classic

By: Dante

Dante — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:40:15 +0000

maskedavenger, that would be more than a bit dishonest. I do see the flammable label on their jerseys have moved from 4 to 3 but that doesn’t mean much. Gasoline is a 3. I still wouldn’t smoke around them.

By: Pat

Pat — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:32:06 +0000

#7 you are correct. I was blindsided thinking this was for the average person not a student. I stand corrected. Orange Dickies for all!

By: gatorphunk

gatorphunk — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:29:34 +0000

As far as I can tell by my parents’ (and all other folks from the PI I’ve ever encountered), it should probably read “Pilipino Poreskin Player.”

Which just might be as awesome.