Comments on: LES MILES STICKS THE LANDING

By: chuy

chuy — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:03:40 +0000

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Is that why Miles voted Florida over Michigan at the end of the 2006 season? Because he wanted Michigan in the title game?

That is one sneaky bastard that Les Miles…

By: Papa Lou BSU

Papa Lou BSU — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:59:18 +0000

He wins a free suit from Thornton Melon’s Tall & Fat for that feat…

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Thu, 29 May 2008 18:51:42 +0000

That SEC speed shines again. No other conference can handle more than a double negative.

By: ben

ben — Thu, 29 May 2008 18:46:22 +0000

wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive!

By: Quinton

Quinton — Thu, 29 May 2008 18:33:06 +0000

Les is copying Alabama’s grand tradition of triple negatives.

“I ain’t never been nothing but a winner.” -Bear

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Thu, 29 May 2008 18:06:39 +0000

That guy is still Mike Leach lite.

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:51:26 +0000

“Les, it sure doesn’t look like Ohio State was worthy of being in the national-title game, were they?”

“Uh . . . well, I think they were not not not not NOT worthy of being in the national-title game . . . “

By: Govemit Cheese

Govemit Cheese — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:44:23 +0000

“Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, ’cause I’m gonna have a hard time eatin’ ’round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can’t so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.”

-Doyle Hargrave

By: sb

sb — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:30:00 +0000

Lester, Lester, Lester…frickin’ wingnut…LSU’s victory is an SEC victory while Florida’s wasn’t? Isn’t this the guy who was all about an OSU/Mich rematch in ‘07, and to hell with the SEC?

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:21:52 +0000

And that guy would be Jim Tressel.

By: kleph

kleph — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:19:02 +0000

while i’m not about to break out the proper logical symbolism to diagram that statement, the simplest way to derive it’s texual meaning is to let two of the negatives cancel out. thus… “I do think there was a guy who didn�t share in what was an SEC championship.�

By: Randy Newman

Randy Newman — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:09:38 +0000

Collage men at LSU
go in dum
come out dum two

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:09:15 +0000

Your negatives, I drink them up. I. DRINK. THEM. UP.

By: SEC Haiku

SEC Haiku — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:56:38 +0000

Les [bleeping] Miles
Hat is a prophylactic
From undue grammar

By: Ground0EastLansing

Ground0EastLansing — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:46:43 +0000

#1 – Two words: Kinesiology major.