LES MILES STICKS THE LANDING
by Orson on May 29, 2008 12:23 PM EDT
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PrintDave, EDSBS's tireless tipster, spots this astounding grammatical feat in a Les Miles quote from this past weekend. There will be an additional springboard installed for Miles' quote!
I dont think there wasnt a guy who didnt share in what was an SEC championship, Miles said.
HE DID IT! THE TRIPLE NEGATIVE! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE LANDED IT! Is there nothing you can't do, Les Miles, you sweet tollbooth full of wholesome American rock, you?
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I didn’t think that Michigan couldn’t have created a man who wasn’t able to speak the English language correctly.
by BurritoBrosShits on May 29, 2008 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
Man its fucking hard to speak like a dumbass.
by BurritoBrosShits on May 29, 2008 12:26 PM EDT reply actions
All your negatives are belong to us!
by Billy From Baton Rouge on May 29, 2008 12:29 PM EDT reply actions
Sadly, I understood exactly what he was trying to say.
by GamecockTony on May 29, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
Les [bleeping] Miles
Hat is a prophylactic
From undue grammar
by SEC Haiku on May 29, 2008 12:56 PM EDT reply actions
Your negatives, I drink them up. I. DRINK. THEM. UP.
by Brian O'Blivion on May 29, 2008 1:09 PM EDT reply actions
Collage men at LSU
go in dum
come out dum two
by Randy Newman on May 29, 2008 1:09 PM EDT reply actions
while i’m not about to break out the proper logical symbolism to diagram that statement, the simplest way to derive it’s texual meaning is to let two of the negatives cancel out. thus… "I do think there was a guy who didnt share in what was an SEC championship.
by kleph on May 29, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions
Lester, Lester, Lester…frickin’ wingnut…LSU’s victory is an SEC victory while Florida’s wasn’t? Isn’t this the guy who was all about an OSU/Mich rematch in ’07, and to hell with the SEC?
by sb on May 29, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
“Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, ‘cause I’m gonna have a hard time eatin’ ‘round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can’t so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.”
-Doyle Hargrave
by Govemit Cheese on May 29, 2008 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
“Les, it sure doesn’t look like Ohio State was worthy of being in the national-title game, were they?”
“Uh . . . well, I think they were not not not not NOT worthy of being in the national-title game . . . "
by Doug on May 29, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions
Les is copying Alabama’s grand tradition of triple negatives.
“I ain’t never been nothing but a winner.” -Bear
by Quinton on May 29, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive!
by ben on May 29, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
That SEC speed shines again. No other conference can handle more than a double negative.
by Last Dragon on May 29, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
He wins a free suit from Thornton Melon’s Tall & Fat for that feat…
by Papa Lou BSU on May 29, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
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Is that why Miles voted Florida over Michigan at the end of the 2006 season? Because he wanted Michigan in the title game?
That is one sneaky bastard that Les Miles…
by chuy on May 29, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions
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