Dave, EDSBS’s tireless tipster, spots this astounding grammatical feat in a Les Miles quote from this past weekend. There will be an additional springboard installed for Miles’ quote!
“I don’t think there wasn’t a guy who didn’t share in what was an SEC championship,” Miles said.
HE DID IT! THE TRIPLE NEGATIVE! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE LANDED IT! Is there nothing you can’t do, Les Miles, you sweet tollbooth full of wholesome American rock, you?
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BurritoBrosShits says:
I didn’t think that Michigan couldn’t have created a man who wasn’t able to speak the English language correctly.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:25 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Man its fucking hard to speak like a dumbass.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:26 am
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Billy From Baton Rouge says:
All your negatives are belong to us!
May 29th, 2008 at 11:29 am
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GamecockTony says:
Sadly, I understood exactly what he was trying to say.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:46 am
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Ground0EastLansing says:
#1 – Two words: Kinesiology major.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:46 am
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SEC Haiku says:
Les [bleeping] Miles
Hat is a prophylactic
From undue grammar
May 29th, 2008 at 11:56 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Your negatives, I drink them up. I. DRINK. THEM. UP.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
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Randy Newman says:
Collage men at LSU
go in dum
come out dum two
May 29th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
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kleph says:
while i’m not about to break out the proper logical symbolism to diagram that statement, the simplest way to derive it’s texual meaning is to let two of the negatives cancel out. thus… “I do think there was a guy who didn’t share in what was an SEC championship.”
May 29th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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Out of Conference says:
And that guy would be Jim Tressel.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
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sb says:
Lester, Lester, Lester…frickin’ wingnut…LSU’s victory is an SEC victory while Florida’s wasn’t? Isn’t this the guy who was all about an OSU/Mich rematch in ‘07, and to hell with the SEC?
May 29th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
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Govemit Cheese says:
“Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, ’cause I’m gonna have a hard time eatin’ ’round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can’t so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.”
-Doyle Hargrave
May 29th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
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Doug says:
“Les, it sure doesn’t look like Ohio State was worthy of being in the national-title game, were they?”
“Uh . . . well, I think they were not not not not NOT worthy of being in the national-title game . . . “
May 29th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
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ThreenOut says:
That guy is still Mike Leach lite.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
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Quinton says:
Les is copying Alabama’s grand tradition of triple negatives.
“I ain’t never been nothing but a winner.” -Bear
May 29th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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ben says:
wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive!
May 29th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
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Last Dragon says:
That SEC speed shines again. No other conference can handle more than a double negative.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
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Papa Lou BSU says:
He wins a free suit from Thornton Melon’s Tall & Fat for that feat…
May 29th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
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chuy says:
11-
Is that why Miles voted Florida over Michigan at the end of the 2006 season? Because he wanted Michigan in the title game?
That is one sneaky bastard that Les Miles…
May 29th, 2008 at 5:03 pm