CURIOUS INDEX, 5/29/08
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Chad Wiley, an offensive lineman for the North Carolina A&T Aggies, died of heat-related illness yesterday at 5 a.m. following a workout 18 hours earlier where, aside from some dizziness, he showed no signs of illness. Wiley, 22, passed out several minutes after the end of the practice and did not wake up. The temperature at practice was 86 degrees: warm, but not comparable to the crushing heat many teams work out in during summer workouts. The News-Record digs into the stats and pathology of heat-stroke in admirably clinical fashion in response. Facts you probably did not know: as ghastly as a football player dying from heatstroke or heat-related illness is, the chances remain tiny at 1 in 350,000 football players. Factors potentially at play: lack of an adjustment time to the heat. “In the first few days, the body will increase blood flow to the skin to give off heat,” Rosenbaum said. “On day two and day three, you sweat more. It takes about a week or 10 days before the body is able to handle (the heat) as well as it can. That’s why we recommend when it’s hot to start slow and gradually build intensity and duration of exercise.” Another factor: sickle-cell anemia, which Rosenbaum mentions Wake Forest may begin screening for in incoming football players. He actually rides like this everywhere in Georgia. More pics from the Middle East Monsters of Coaching Tour show that Mark Richt and Tommy Tuberville ride through the Near East just as they do through Alabama and Georgia: carried aloft on acolytes’ shoulders.
Washington State decides to head off Fulmer Cup points by withdrawing a scholarship to Calvin Schmidtke, a qb recruit who in the past 18 months has been cited 11 times for drug and alcohol-related offenses, seven of which involve a car. Riding dirty aside, this means both that Paul Wulff is (harumph! harumph!) serious about discipline in Pullman, and that Schmidtke was totally the guy you wanted to hang out with on weekends in high school. He also wears a bandana. Brah.
We beg to differ. Chan Gailey, now coaching for the Kansas City Chiefs, needs a hug. “I told the players: I don’t have any kind of magic offense,” Gailey said. “I don’t have any pixie dust that I sprinkle and all of a sudden we become good. We have to work at it. There’s nothing magic about what we’ve got.” Au contraire! His offense always seemed fairly magickal to us. Especially the part where–POOF!–any chance to score or win instantly disappeared! Criss Angel wanted to know how you got so mindfreaky, Chan. |
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chg says:
To be fair, Tommy Tuberville can only ride like that in a five county area.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:28 am
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GamecockTony says:
“Calvin Schmidtke to the AD’s office, please. Call for you from Coach Meyer.”
/sorry – had to do it.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am
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crane says:
Chan Gailey has pixie dust? I don’t think so
May 29th, 2008 at 8:36 am
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Mitch Cumstein says:
Not to nit pick but shouldn’t it read, “Mark Richt and Tommy Tuberville ride through the Near East just as they do through Georgia and Alabama, respectively”?
I would think a photo of a pine box or catapult would be appropriate the way it is currently written.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:38 am
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Crabapple Buck says:
I wonder if Reggie Ball is trying to sign on as a free agent with KC now.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:04 am
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Stephen Garcia says:
Schmidtke sounds like a pretty solid guy
May 29th, 2008 at 9:05 am
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sb says:
They may ride through their respective states on acolytes’ shoulders…but their team graduation rates assure us that their acolytes cannot spell “acolyte”…
…and Tony…why would Meyer talk to a dismissed drunk?
May 29th, 2008 at 9:07 am
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karlhungus12 says:
#7,
Actually, Auburn has a pretty high graduation rate. We just don’t actually make them do anything in order to get their diplomas. So, your conclusion is still accurate, but your logic is flawed.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:19 am
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shanensga says:
Actually Mark Richt rides a donkey through the streets of Athens, while admiring multitudes lay palm fronds in His path and shout Hosanna! Chan Gailey is a fine, honorable man sacrificed on the altar of unrealistic North Ave Trade School expectations. As a former member of the now disbanded ” Fans of Chan” I can say that Coach Gailey will always be welcome in Athens. Come on down any time Coach, We will talk about old times and You can ride on the back of Richt’s donkey!
May 29th, 2008 at 9:19 am
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doubtingthomas says:
I’m sure the NFL is cowering in Fear at the Herm Edwards/Chain Gailey/Brodie Croyle offensive juggernaut to be unleashed this fall.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:19 am
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Mitch Cumstein says:
#5,
Quincy already has the back up job for the Brigades of the AFL taken care of.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:25 am
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Erdinger says:
“Only 5 more years till we beat Florida again!”
May 29th, 2008 at 9:25 am
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okiedomer says:
notice who isn’t pictured riding on the shoulders of our brave fighting men?
charlie weiss
either our troops didn’t appreciate his 3-9 season, or they just weren’t up to the task of lifting him up
May 29th, 2008 at 9:25 am
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matt says:
Lets see . . . a post with a picture of
ChristMark Richt, riding on soldier’s shoulders, a Chan Gailey mention, and a link to a Reggie Ball picture . . . Orson either you are trying to get a job for the AJC or you want all Tech fans to kill themselves in one day.May 29th, 2008 at 9:28 am
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crane says:
#13,
Weiss was the Ref. Only the most interesting man in the world could pull that off.
Of course I do love a good fat joke though
May 29th, 2008 at 9:28 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Okiedomer–in all fairness, he was reffing the game.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:29 am
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blazin says:
A panda bear is walking down the street and meeets and prostitute. “hey fella want to have so fun?’ “sure” says the panda. they go to her apmt and go about there business. panda gets up and starts to leave. she says, “hold on you owe me $200″. Panda says “what do you mean?” “well, i’m a prostitute” she says. “What’s a prostitute?” panda says. She gets out a dictionary and shows him: prostiute; performs sex for money. He pages over to panda; native of asia, eats shoots and leaves.
He takes off his doo rag and tosses it to her.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:35 am
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Raider Red says:
“I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy.”
I’m sure Tom Osborne can find a place on Nebraska’s team for such a model citizen.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:41 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Does this mean that Brodie Croyle will get worse every year that Chan stays at KC?
May 29th, 2008 at 10:23 am
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DirkDawggler says:
@9
Evil Richt has a ‘74 Cuda with red’n black flames on the hood, #24 painted on the side, un-capped headers and oversized woofers playin’ Munson’s greatest hits over and over. He’s out recruitin’ in it right now….
May 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am
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shanensga says:
#15, Want to hear a good fat joke? Phil Fulmer! Of course He is not as funny when He is handing Your team’s asses to Them. #14, Please don’t do anything drastic, We need all of Our fine Tech grads. Who knows, someone may want to build a bridge, or something.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:37 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Orson, you missed the real flame war pic – the one with Tubs holding up 7 fingers.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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Grimey says:
DANCORTESEMTVSPORTS!!!!!
May 29th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
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sb says:
karlhungus12 @ #8…dammit, I hate it when I flaw my frickin’ logic…
May 29th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
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Holly says:
GAILEY? Nice, Chiefs. Way to undo any momentum you may have gathered with your excellent drafting.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm