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NEW SLANG: OMAR HUNTER

We present our quick roundup of new starters around then nation who are of great import. Next up: Defensive Tackle Omar Hunter, Florida.

School: University Florida. Non-smoking section. (Hopefully.)

Height: 6' 2"

Weight: 297. Add in the lineman coefficient of (Sigma/underestimation*e to the power of summer snacking) and his real weight is somewhere between 305 and 973 pounds, to be precise. (Margin of error: 320 pounds.)

Body consistency: Defensive lineman, therefore finely marbled like a nice prime rib.

Position: Defensive tackle/block-devourer, hopefully

Pros: large and fast, a 4.9 defensive tackle who can bench 425 and squat 475 coming out of high school. Is described as "a trench worker," meaning unlike some highly ranked physical specimens coming out of high school, Hunter actually enjoys the leg-snapping scrum line play and seems to have a temperament for mudbog blocking wars. Grippy, as in the kind of defensive lineman who if not making the tackle will at least get his hands on a guy and slow him down for the linebackers. Described as an ideal nose tackle, meaning his primary responsibility will be to take on one or more blockers and make better math for the defenders around him. Good enough grades and test scores to get Notre Dame on his ample tail; he decommitted from them to go to Florida, thus earning a sure comment in the thread below about his lack of character, slow feet, or general unsuitability for D-1 football from a Notre Dame alum. (We wager five comments in or thereabouts.)

DT/LG Omar Hunter - Notre Dame Commitment

Also: is a large, potentially able defensive tackle. Florida does not have these right now. This is called "upside."

Cons: Is a freshman who will likely start from game one in the SEC due to mass disorder at the DT position.

Star-divide

Already under immense pressure from Meyer, who dubbed the period after spring practice as "the Omar Hunter watch." Will be relatively far from home. Standard potential array of "ballyhooed recruit comes to big-time" issues. Being a Florida football player, stands a one-in-fourteen chance of being arrested for marijuana possession just by signing letter-of-intent. Has a morbid fear of slugs.*

Sign: Capricorn, (December 27th.) From Astrology-Online.com:

Astrology's bookkeeper, a Capricorn naturally has some tendencies to applaud in a defensive tackle:

They are reliable workers in almost any profession they undertake. They are the major finishers of most projects started by the 'pioneering' signs; with firm stick-to-it-ness they quickly become the backbone of any company they work for.

Hey, what's this under health concerns? Umm...

Capricorn governs the knees, bones and skin, so its subjects may be liable to fractures and strains of the knees and other defects of the legs.

Goddammit.

Odor: When happy, a warm, vanilla-heavy scent of flour and eggs coalescing in a single flaky baked good; when unhappy or playing football, a forward note of pepper spray and burning tire.

Favorite board game involving cards with words on them: Uno, and he just tackled you for a loss with a draw four card, bitch.

Movie he always cries at: Truly, Madly, Deeply. Alan Rickman's just so giving here, and the metaphors of language, love, and death never fail to make his heart ring like the strings of an Aeolian harp in the wind. Failing that, that Halo 3 commercial with the models and shit will do.

**Just guessing here.

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Your forgot one section.

Recruitment: Paid in full and poached per Meyer, Urban.

/bitter ND fan

by GamecockTony on May 28, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy is generally not suited for Division One football. He has slow feet and (scrolling up to check) a lack of character.

by a Notre Dame fan on May 28, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

One comment—a new record. We thought it would take at least three or four.

by Orson Swindle on May 28, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it ok if I skip the football-related insults and just swear at him?

/bitter ND fan #2
//At least you have to admit there’s a lot to be bitter about.

by Mike on May 28, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Should we mention that he decommitted from Notre Dame so that he could play for Greg Mattison?

Wait..what’s that? Mattison announced he was leaving after Hunter committed? I’m stunned.

by Tree Hill Raven on May 28, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. ND fans are on their game today. As opposed to, say, 13 Saturday’s in the fall.

by beauford @ theonlygamethatmatters on May 28, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Beauford, I’ll have you know we would have brought our A-Game on that 13th Saturday…and still gotten our ass handed to us.

/Willingham’s fault?

by Mike on May 28, 2008 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s good to know that you created a statistical model for this.

by robert on May 28, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Odor: When happy, a warm, vanilla-heavy scent of flour and eggs coalescing in a single flaky baked good

I remember when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade. Our bus broke down on the way to picking up other kids. There was about 6kids on the bus, it was still dark out… and hellishly cold… must’ve been in January. We went to a good friend of mine’s house (one of the black kids we just picked up- lived on a dirt road middle of BFE) to wait on another bus to come get us. His house smelled like awesome bacon, butter, and biscuits. I told my mom that’s what I wanted my house to smell like when I woke up. She wasn’t impressed. Too bad she wasn’t Urban Meyer.

by Out of Conference on May 28, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

He seems to spend a lot of time falling down on his hands/knees……I guess that’s not a negative if it means you have blown your opponent ten yards back/downfield……….

by PSUGuru on May 28, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

@Orson – just glad to be here and contribute.

@Beauford – a cocktail to you for bringing the funny.

by GamecockTony on May 28, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

How the hell can a Gamecock fan be a ND fan?!? I hate ND. I hate them because back when SC was independent, ND and Miami were the two schools nearly always ranked ahead of us in the independents under the conference ranking list in the paper. Damn them both, I say.

by Out of Conference on May 28, 2008 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

@OoC ,
I’m a Catholic boy from Chicago whose family moved South when I was a kid.
Smart enough not to venture back above the Mason-Dixon line, however, and attended Carolina.
Once and ND fan….

by GamecockTony on May 28, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

After a surprisingly long respite from the EDSBS comment section, I’m kind of pissed that the deadspin slashy thing has made its way to this website.

by Captain Awesome on May 28, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Worry not about his knees and ankles. Auburn rotated off the schedule for the duration of Mr. Hunter’s eligibility.

It hurts me that I beat AZTiger to that one.

by Kenny on May 28, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

@OoC: As a native Columbian UF grad now living in Tampa, it pains me to say that you forgot F$Ux on the list of independents pereniialy ranked above the Cocks … and of course, there was also that great Navy team.

by BarefeetBob on May 28, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Beauford FTW

by Holly on May 28, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

The 1984 Navy squad was epic.

by Coop on May 28, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit. If that TE recruit Allen hadn’t screwed UGA on signing day, Hunter would be a Dawg. And Florida’s DL situation?

Dire.

by Darkknight on May 28, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

FU Coop – you did not need to bring up the 1984 Navy team. Damnitt, the high water mark of Gamecock football….

by Out of Conference on May 28, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

BfB – Aye, I did forget about the Noles.

by Out of Conference on May 28, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

@ 19 – Allen didn’t screw Georgia. Everyone interested in him knew he didn’t want to attend Georgia, including Georgia. He had Georgia rammed down his throat by his high school coach and unofficial father figure, Wayne Inman, father of former Georgia OL, Dan Inman.

Fortunately for us, we were the compromise pick, because regardless of what Allen was saying publicly, he was not going to attend Georgia if he could attend another school and still pacify Inman.

Richt should have seen the writing on the wall and backed off Allen and accepted Hunter’s commitment.

by Coop on May 28, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

beauford @#6…aahahahahahahaha!!!!!

by sb on May 28, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh….Allen was telling UGA as late as three days before signing day he would be a Dawg. That’s why we were telling Omar we had no spots left.

I’m not pissed he decommitted to UGA, I just think he sucks for doing it on signing day, thereby f ing us pretty good.

At least AJ Harmon gave Clemson time for a plan B

by Darkknight on May 28, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. ND fans are on their game today. As opposed to, say, 13 Saturday’s in the fall.

Hey, the fans were on their game.

by Emperor of Icecream on May 28, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks to better utilized as an offensive guard, just kind of stands there and jumps on the pile on defense. Perhaps he was distracted by those sharp green on green uni’s.

by Mitch Cumstein on May 28, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

“Richt should have seen the writing on the wall and backed off Allen and accepted Hunter’s commitment.”

UGA doesn’t pull scholarships once we’ve offered (excepting a Sean Respert type case), as opposed to a school that might, say, pull the scholarship of a player who is raising his little brother on his own.

by Darkknight on May 28, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I hear he takes off a bunch of plays. That is what a Michigan fan told me when he originally picked ND over the wolverines.

by lawya1 on May 28, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I recall the Dwayne Allen saga, and trust me, he did not want to attend Georgia.

The kid visits Clemson for the first time less than 2 weeks before NSD, and that is all it took to renege on his Georgia commit that had been “firm” for over a year?

Truthfully, Allen had more interest in being a Tar Heel than a Bulldog, but Inman was not having any of that. Allen was visiting Carolina unofficially during the football season, not Athens.

Again, Clemson was a compromise pick, as we had Chavis, another former Inman player, and Inman could stomach delivering Allen to us.

Richt was listening to Inman reassure him that Allen was going to sign with Georgia, when he should have been paying more attention to Allen’s actions, and certainly not his words.

by Coop on May 28, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Kenny @ 15
My thoughts (in order) watching that video:
1. BIG kid
2. kinda like Dorsey at LSU
3. Auburn on schedule?
4. knee’s are safe…

by NativeSon on May 28, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, maybe we should be bitter, but whatever, he’s free to do as he chooses in life.

I will say though, that he’s goign to be a pretty tough player. UF has a good one in him.

Urbie is still a bastard though. I forget who it was who’s at Texas now who commented as much about Meyer’s recruiting policies.

by wooderson on May 28, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

This thread begs the question: who’s more easily trolled, Domers or my fellow Buckeyes? In a fit of pure homerism, I’m saying ND based off of their Scout and Rival boards. But, you know, they are Scout and Rival boards.

by poguemahone on May 28, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

@29 Coop

I’m over it, really. No hard feelings. Karma is a bitch. Things always work out for the better. Move forward, I always say. He is just a kid. We’re loaded at DE. Ad Nausaem soliloquies.

Am I disappointed that he didn’t sign with UGA? No, I am disappointed that he held a commitment from UGA and stated TWO days prior that he was in the fold. Maybe he had the foresight not to get stranded ala Zebrie Sanders. Maybe he is just an indecisive prima donna. Whatever.

Maybe he will meet UGA in the future and he can prove or disprove his decision, although I truthfully cannot see UGA in the Chic-fil-a Bowl in the next four years.

by hunglikehussain on May 28, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

My world is filled with few absolutes. Sun rises in the east, fathers are for knowledge, mothers are for survival, death is inevitable and parsimonious diatribe from Coop is inevitable as well as intriguing.

by hunglikehussain on May 28, 2008 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

@32 Pogue

Probably us Domers. Although I was mostly kidding earlier. A lot of Domers are pretty smart (you kinda have to be) but there’s also a hair trigger on account of the perception of decades of persecution. As to whether or not that perception’s accurate…it kinda depends on where you’re coming from. We get love from some of the establishment, but we’re hated by virtually all the other fans and some other parts of established media.

My biggest gripe, and what’ll always get me talking, is the “overrated” shit. We don’t rate ourselves.

by Mike on May 28, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Ed Chester was all-SEC 1st team as a true soph in ‘96, and Alex Brown had a decent soph season. I don’t remember how much either played as freshman, but Chester had some pretty good d-lineman in front of him in 95, at least the first 12 games of the year.

by winstongator on May 28, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Friggin’ draw 4 card.

Gets me every time.

(replace “draw 4 card” with “Auburn” for 2006, 2007 seasons)

by gatorphunk on May 28, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, I have to go with Coop on this Allen thing. Everyone in Charlotte knew the kid was going to reneg on his commitment to UGA. Word had it that he did it to screw Inman, because he was so pissed off at him. UGA just happened to be a casualty of war. Sucks for us, because Omar would be in Athens, but as Coop said – shouldn’t have been listening to Inman.

by CLTDawg on May 28, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I still don’t get this “shouldn’t have listened to Inman” thing. Allen was offered. He accepted. So some would say that Richt should have known he was going to renege? And have done what? Assume he was lying about his commitment (as folks here have assured us he was, as opposed to changing his mind at the eleventh hour) and pull the offer? That’s no way to act, and I’m glad Richt didn’t.

by NCT on May 29, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

“Richt was listening to Inman reassure him that Allen was going to sign with Georgia, when he should have been paying more attention to Allen’s actions, and certainly not his words.”

Well, I was listening to the impromptu and unnecessary presser Allen staged two days before signing day emphasizing his intention to sign with UGA. Clemson fans can rationalize it any way they like, but Dewayne Allen showed himself to be pure sewage with the way he handled that one.

by Because They Can on May 29, 2008 7:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Hat for signing day: $35
ESPN in town to film his decision: $40,000
Arguing over decisions of 17 and 18 year olds: Idiotic

by Out of Conference on May 29, 2008 9:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Georgia fans are an interesting breed.

When Brandon Thompson committed to Clemson, all the Georgia fans said his commitment meant squat because everyone in his middle of nowhere, podunk, Georgia hometown is a Georgia fan, alum, etc, and there would be considerable pressure exerted to make sure Thompson ended up a Bulldog.

I don’t recall anyone in red and black crying when Thompson reneged on Clemson and verballed to Georgia.

Timing aside, haha, there is no difference in the two.

Mark Richt should have been paying attention to Dwayne Allen’s actions, where he was taking unofficial visits in the fall, where he was not taking unofficial visits (Georgia), etc.

Richt and Georgia ignored Allen and assumed Inman would keep an eye on him. A big, no no.

Georgia fans should not have been surprised by the NSD switch, just as Clemson fans should not have been surprised by Thompson’s switch.

When a kid, (Thompson), attends every home game of a school that is not the one he is committed to, perhaps he is looking to sign with another school.

But, when Georgia and St. Richt do the poaching, no worries.

by Coop on May 29, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Poaching? He signed with Clemson.

Coop, your argument is weak, non-substantiated and irrelevant, much like …… Nevermind

by hunglikehussain on May 29, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Coop, I understand Who, What, Where and When.

(Why) is an editorialist dagger. Opinion’s, subjectiveness, innuendo and self serving postulation are the hone of the knives edge. Guided deftly as a surgeon or randomly stabbed by a thug is the pugilists choice. Make your argument based on the facts presented or defer to silence.

Btw, I enjoy the debate.

/ toasting with Dickle/Coke

by hunglikehussain on May 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

#41,

I’m not a UGA or Clemson fan, and I don’t really know the particulars of this recruitment. The debate seems to be regarding the way Richt handled the situation, and not about the decision of a young athlete which everyone appears to accept in a “these things happen” sort of way.

That being said I doubt Richt was unaware of waffling on the part of his recruit, and he probably did everything he could to get the young man to make a public anouncement of his intentions. It’s probably better to lose a good player one year then to get a reputation for pulling scholarships because a kid is visiting other schools.

by Craig on May 31, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

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