Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 5/27/08

By: UgasTexan

UgasTexan — Wed, 28 May 2008 15:42:44 +0000

Buying some white bucks this week to wear to a Palm Beach wedding next weekend! Might just invest in a new bow tie while I’m at it.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Tue, 27 May 2008 20:39:42 +0000

I don’t know if you guys saw any of the film from their time over in the sandbox, but Richt and Tuberville coached a winning team over Weiss. The “SEC” team won 14-12. After the game, CTT was carried off the field, and Weis cried about some Chop-Blocks during the game, as well as the SEC team playing Soulja Boy over the loudspeakers.

By: Gary Moeller did what?!

Gary Moeller did what?! — Tue, 27 May 2008 17:58:50 +0000

mmm…steamed hams

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 27 May 2008 16:26:44 +0000

Methinks Charlie needs to be worrying about screwing himself than screwing the SEC, since he is doing a fine job of that all by himself….I bet if you wet Charlie’s bellybutton and slammed him belly first against some plate glass windows , the suction from his belly would act like a plunger and he wouldnt be able to remove himself w/out help….

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Tue, 27 May 2008 16:24:22 +0000

Notre Dame hasn’t been able to screw anyone since that Kimberly whats-her-face showed up.

The last time ND played an SEC team it was the Sugar Bowl, and that wasn’t so much screwing as it was ND getting the bukkake treatment from LSU.

By: sb

sb — Tue, 27 May 2008 16:06:41 +0000

Whether screwing the SEC (?) or the consumption of a stray cheeseburger, “snapping up” the opportunity appears to be an overriding characteristic of Mr. Weis…and his rotundity is the natural result.

By: D'Jango

D'Jango — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:54:16 +0000

Or if UCLA had gone the route of USC and just let their football coach pretend that he knew nothing of player transgressions, maybe that would have worked out just fine, too.

Of course, UCLA is (thankfully) not USC, so having a basketball player suspended for 10 games because his TEAMMATES in a foreign league were paid (legally) is enforced at UCLA, but getting paid as a football or basketball player at USC is allowed.

By: Vol

Vol — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:07:15 +0000

I lived in DC for a while and if I broke out the seersucker, my cahhpet baggin’ friends would give me all kinds of hell. References to the Good Humor ice cream man come to mind.

By: jon

jon — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:35:36 +0000

I wore Seersucker at a wedding in Brooklyn on saturday.

Also, Ohio plantations grow nothing butthe finest bratwurst trees

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:29:26 +0000

/ rummaging through closet for Seersucker sportcoat

By: Vol

Vol — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:27:13 +0000

That must be a yankee standard. We Southerners begin wearing seersucker on Easter morning. I didn’t even know northerners wore seersucker. Why does this disappoint me?

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:27:12 +0000

Doug can expect a chopblock destroying his knee any minute now.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:55:22 +0000

BC Iggles & Seersucker? Oxymoron.

They’re the ones who buy the cocksucking pants from Sears and not the Seersucker pants from Cox’s.

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:47:14 +0000

OK, not that I have any love for Charlie the Chunk, but when was the first time Weis “screw[ed] the SEC”? Is Tuberville talking about the BCS berth Auburn didn’t get in 2006? If that’s the case, then his anger is misdirected, because the BCS wasn’t going to take a third SEC team after Florida and LSU (and even if they could’ve, they wouldn’t have wanted an Auburn-LSU rematch in the Sugar Bowl).

Oh, wait, I just realized that I’m trying to get Tommy Tuberville to stop complaining about his team’s bowl placement — which is like telling a bird not to fly, or a fish not to swim, or a tiger not to turn back into a Chinese dude at midnight . . .

By: Harris

Harris — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:39:49 +0000

If by “screwed” you mean “Provide sweet, sticky love in the fashion of a Thai hooker,” then yes, Weis has indeed “screwed” the SEC.