FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: CHEESECAKE EDITION

You might not want to check this at work, or at home, or at any place in the known universe. Why? Because human skin begins to burn at 140 degrees fahrenheit and ignites somewhere around 1600 degrees, and this collection of cheesecake photos far, far exceeds the capacity of mortal men to handle them properly. In fact, we don't even know what they look like because we've only heard the lore of their hotness secondhand; we fear their heat, an intense warmth we feel typing this from seven computers removed from the xenon-cooled hard drive where the files sit.

You are warned and aware of the dangers. Proceed only under the understanding that you act of your own volition and understand that EDSBS bears no liability in the matter.

With that, proceed. Good luck, soldier.


Marisa Miller Cheesecake. Visible femoral arteries roaaaarrrrgggh.


Been working on her squats and hamstring curls cheesecake. YEAH! LIMES!


RUB THAT SAUCE INTO THE STAGE BABY! THEN THE RABBIT IN A HAT TRICK! WOOOOOO!


Higher, baby! Higher!


Dim the lights, baby. Hot tub cheesecake not safe in soaks longer than six minutes at level 8.


Wedgie cheesecake really isn't taking this off, but rather tugging for the camera.


Guys in track pants make my cheesecake warm!


Tasetful IKEA-clad bedspread lounging cheesecake.

WHEW! We need a cigarette and some Gatorade after that!

Enjoy your Memorial Day weekend from the entire EDSBS staff.

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