IMAGINARY MASCOTS: TWITCHY THE MARTYR
We had this idea just before a post-lunch nap the other day: “Twitchy, the Martyr.” Then we woke up and found a note we’d written to ourself on a scrap piece of paper: “Twitchy, the Martyr.”
After bouncing around our brain for a few caffeine-addled hours, the meaning became all too clear: Twitchy is an imaginary mascot, the meaning and spirit of something embodied in a cartoonish, anthropomorphic form. Thus, we present to you our first imaginary mascot, Twitchy the Martyr, the mascot for Jihad A&M University. Lovingly by LSUFreek with some degree of homage to Hoodwinked.
Tasteful: Twitchy the Martyr, and his adoring fans. They take the field with a BOOM!
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At the coin toss, Jihad A&M always defends the end zone that faces Mecca.
Comment by Charles — May 24, 2008 @ 6:52 am
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@33 you made me fall out of my chair laughing….
Comment by Xaryn — May 22, 2008 @ 5:18 pm
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I look forward to Jihad A&M’s rivalry game against the T(el Aviv)Tech Red Rabbis.
Comment by Chips O'Toole — May 22, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
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jihad a&m is a historically pashtun-minority college in a footballcrazy kingdom laden with talent, and yet the band is the only thing worth seeing
Comment by eponymous — May 22, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
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i really hope LSUfreek gets paid in some way
Comment by 2L over the line, sweet jesus — May 22, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
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SCHOOL FIGHT SONG
We are the Shiites of Persia
P – E – R – S –I – A
Where girls are the virgin – iest
And boys are jihad - iest
Of any war-torn country our way
Hey!
We are all strong for Muhaaaa- med
Down where the old terrorists pray
Go Muqtada Al-Sadr!
In all kinds of weather,
We’ll be blown up together
For 40 virgins and P – E – R – S - I - A
Go Shiites!
(Sung to my favorite song)
Comment by hobeg8r — May 22, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
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Orson:
when can we expect the first interview with the new mascot?
Comment by needanewname — May 22, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
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i wonder how the jihad a&m pass offense would do against the gator secondary?
Comment by uwfgator — May 22, 2008 @ 12:40 pm