FULMER CUP: PAY YOUR TICKETS
Always pay your traffic tickets, especially if you just happen to be a merciless killer with bodies to hide. Nothing’s a bigger bummer than evading the police for years just to be caught on a technicality, and if you don’t believe us, ask Ted Bundy.
Speaking of mercenary souls with scarily black eyes and wandering ways, Bobby Petrino has one point added to the Razorbacks’ total with the arrest of Arkansas running back Brandon Barnett on an outstanding traffic warrant–a cheap way to earn FC points, but there it is. Petrino claims to have had no idea of Barnett’s outstanding ticket, and we believe him, especially as his attention was likely diverted looking through the want ads in College Coaching Monthly.
Odd side note from the Wikipedia entry on Ted Bundy:
On January 2, 1978, he went to an Ann Arbor bar and watched his former University of Washington Huskies beat Michigan in the Rose Bowl
Let’s…go…Huskies?
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ThreenOut says:
D-Mac and Jonesy don’t have tie for that ****.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:20 pm
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bk says:
The new Texas Tech and K-State entries at the processing station will certainly put the Big 12 over the top.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:38 pm
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fife in the bay says:
Bundy would have been a better coach than Ty.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
Ted Bundy — serial killer of women
Al Bundy — women’s shoe salesman
Hmm?
May 21st, 2008 at 2:06 pm
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DC Trojan says:
My brother, an Oregon alum, wears his “Ted Bundy was a Husky” shirt in Seattle because he likes to make new friends.
I tried printing up “Our Heisman-winning murderer bows down to Ted Bundy,” but it was hard to read and no-one thought it was as funny as I did.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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CincySooner says:
wow… there’s a lot of unaccounted-for material in the FC Processing Station.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
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Rob says:
“Petrino claims to have had no idea of Barnett’s outstanding ticket, and we believe him, especially as his attention was likely diverted looking through the want ads in College Coaching Monthly.”
Now that’s funny.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
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GamecockTony says:
That’s pretty badass of Bundy to watch the game in Ann Arbor and root for the enemy.
Not so badass? Killing co-eds.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:17 pm
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slim charles 89 says:
The strange thing is that Bundy mainly did his work in the speed crazy Pac-10 and SEC regions. You would think he would have moved to Big 10 country to attack slower co-eds, but maybe he heard the stories about them being 200 pound beastly women.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
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wvjgrad69 says:
Hey accountant types, WVU’s score should be reduced by 1 or 2, because John Holmes’ drug charge was reduced to a misdemeanor
May 21st, 2008 at 7:19 pm