ONLY BREAKS DOWN IN PRESENCE OF AUBURN KICKER
RCR sent us these this morning, and we vow to have a duplicate no matter how many alligators we have to boom stick in the dead of night in forgotten bayou somewhere in Central Florida. As the headline suggests, it really only has trouble if you’re wearing a kicker’s cleat and Auburn jersey, in which case you will hear engine sputtering, disturbing rattling noises, and then run out of gas just shy of the gas station.
Dig the recessed headlight. (HT: RCR.)
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suicidewatch says:
McFadden-esque in both style and quality.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
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RaginCajunRebel says:
2 HTs in one day. Shit…if only I could be this productive with my job.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:16 pm
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suicidewatch says:
oh…and war eagle.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:18 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
We’re really glad they didn’t choose to do this with a Bulldog or a Tiger. Though if you do see a Tiger, be sure to follow it: there’s an exotic pets trafficking ring at the end of wherever it goes.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
Georgia rides bitch.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
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RaginCajunRebel says:
I guess I’ll go ahead and get the obvoius joke out of the way then:
Mike Vick loves his Georgia themed bike.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
How fast was that gator going when he swallowed that bike?
May 21st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
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suicidewatch says:
if Tebow rides out onto the field on this thing to start the season for the Gators with his Heisman in hand, i might just root for Florida…just out of pure respect for something so awesome and ridiculous.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
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CincySooner says:
#7 nice
May 21st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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crane says:
So does the fish sing when you walk in front of it?
May 21st, 2008 at 3:07 pm
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WarCardinals says:
#8 – Agree all around. And we don’t play them this season (until the SECCG bitches!)
May 21st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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blon57 says:
This should be filed under- items only men can appreciate.
And people ask me why I’m not married…
May 21st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
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Jester says:
Let’s see the Notre Dame version!
May 21st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
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Ryno says:
Jester, they don’t have one…they just use the Pope-mobile
May 21st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
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Dawg Pound says:
Knowshon and Rennie Curran look forward to kicking that gaytor’s ass……again.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
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Teddy Dupay says:
#8:
And in the other hand the freshly circumsized foreskin of a third-world child, held just as triumphantly as the Heisman.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
“Knowshon and Rennie Curran look forward to kicking that gaytor’s ass……again.”
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY:GAY!!!!! ARP! ARP!
May 21st, 2008 at 3:57 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
@16 Teddy
Dr. Tebow used said foreskins later on during his missionary trip. Seems there was some other kids in the area who because of a genetic defect, they were born without eyelids.
Using the foreskins to make eyelids, Dr. Tebow again showed his humanitarian side.
The kids are great now, just a little “cockeyed.”
May 21st, 2008 at 4:01 pm
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Vol says:
Think how much cooler it would look with a little pair of jorts on the gator.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
The eyelids also swell when you rub them. Touchy problem there.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Orson, the gator in question likes having a motorcycle shoved up its ass… we have to at least assume it’s possible he’s gay… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:03 pm
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Kilgore Trout says:
How many circumcisions to the gallon?
May 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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Not You says:
@ Orson:
Could be worse. He could have tried to work in “jorts’ somehow. It’s almost as if they WANT to be stereotyped as homogenous mooncalves.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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poguemahone says:
@8
We would all put aside our differences and root for Florida for at least a day or so. Though the number of hot, long showers taken the day after to wash away the sins of that Saturday would only exacerbate that drought you guys have got down thar.
Shit, we need to get a petition (or a variant of a petition that has both meaning and weight – which I don’t believe exists) to get this Gatorcycle shindig going. ‘Twould be fucking awesome.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
“Mooncalves”
Oh, ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS to you for using Pliny the Elder.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:07 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
Hmmmm…I always wondered how Orson’s “law of natural selection” worked.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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Dawg 05 says:
Don’t pretend otherwise, you would snicker if the owner wore jorts when he drove it.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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Bagger Douche says:
“This Motorcycle’s Protected By Smith & Wesson And The Fish & Wildlife Commission”
May 21st, 2008 at 4:17 pm
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GatorAM says:
@12: False. I’m a lady, and born anew in its genius!
May 21st, 2008 at 6:38 pm
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DawgInFLa says:
only in Florida
May 21st, 2008 at 9:45 pm
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sb says:
Dawg Pound @ #15…just can’t resist your own version of homo-eroticism, can you? What or who did you run into in Gainesville? I’ll stick with my memories of coed dawgs and “…the girlshapedlovedrug…” I encountered repeatedly in Athens…
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:03 am
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Will says:
#23
You mean like the Florida fans who type UGAY? ARP! ARP!
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 am
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Not You says:
@#32:
I can honestly say I’ve never seen or heard a Florida fan ever utter that. Probably because “15-3″ is a much more automatic response.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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Jonathan says:
# 33
to which 46-37 is an auto response
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:00 am
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Jonathan says:
or if you complain about history and living in the past
1-0
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:01 am
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me says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnsC5ZxnD_8
May 25th, 2008 at 3:32 pm