RCR sent us these this morning, and we vow to have a duplicate no matter how many alligators we have to boom stick in the dead of night in forgotten bayou somewhere in Central Florida. As the headline suggests, it really only has trouble if you’re wearing a kicker’s cleat and Auburn jersey, in which case you will hear engine sputtering, disturbing rattling noises, and then run out of gas just shy of the gas station.

Dig the recessed headlight. (HT: RCR.)