Comments on: MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: ORLANDO BLOOM

By: O Bloom

O Bloom — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:31:57 +0000

Ive always wanted a mustache so Pirates of the Carribean was my golden oppourtunity to try it out. glad to see you think im a nedneck. NOT.

By: spartanmike

spartanmike — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:03:00 +0000

re: #12

That’s correct, sir. It was asked in the ‘what in the wide world of sports…’ spirit. And yes, I’m formally asking why Sam Elliott has not been honored here.

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Thu, 22 May 2008 12:34:27 +0000

Of course, that should ne couch, but coach isn’t really out of the question, either.

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Thu, 22 May 2008 12:33:19 +0000

“You�re more likely to see Orson put up a picture of Corso nude on a coach…”

I don’t know…somehow that doesn’t seem all that unlikely around here. And I imagine the coach would be burning.

By: Year2-Dave

Year2-Dave — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:07:24 +0000

Burt Reynolds’ best work was inspiring Norm MacDonald’s impression of him on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 22 May 2008 02:40:26 +0000

GAH PEDOSTACHE! Do Not Want.

By: Not You

Not You — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:36:08 +0000

@11:

I believe the statement “And how in the name of Burt Reynolds has he not been featured yet?” is unclear, however I posit that ‘he’ is a pronoun for “Sam Elliot”, not “Burt Reynolds”. And Sam Elliot is the fucking shizzy. So he’s got that going for him.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:04:06 +0000

Re: #7

Burt Reynolds went to FSU. You’re more likely to see Orson put up a picture of Corso nude on a couch before you see BR up here.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:57:03 +0000

what’s weird is that he looks more like a chic with the mustache. Like a 14 year old girl trying to look like a guy. Me scared.

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:23:37 +0000

When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

Eight year olds, Dude

By: Blazin

Blazin — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:12:09 +0000

That guy does auto work too? I just bought firewood from him last weekend.

By: spartanmike

spartanmike — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:44:43 +0000

That’s the mustache Sam Elliott had at birth. He is less than pleased with this week’s choice.

And how in the name of Burt Reynolds has he not been featured yet?

By: Rowdie Gaines

Rowdie Gaines — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:40:05 +0000

I grew a pencil mustache. I like it ’cause it’s just above my lip. The kind of mustache that says, “Yeah, I’ve been nude on camera, what of it?”

By: beast in bama

beast in bama — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:38:33 +0000

As the father of a teenage girl who loves Orlando Bloom anyway – that’s not funny…Not funny at all.

By: sb

sb — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:16:00 +0000

Yeah, I’d credit him more for disclosing the need for an upper head replacement, but no woman I’ve hung with would give that ’stache any more credibility than one worn by a highschool senior…in fact my wife referred to one such appliance as a “see-through ’stache”…i.e. no credibility. I hope that wasn’t just to make me feel good…