How do you turn a refined-looking, bow-wielding Elvish warrior into a redneck car thief in one fell swoop?
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
He just looks like he’s about to tell you your exhaust manifold needs to be replaced and that he’s impregnated your daughter, doesn’t he?
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ThreenOut says:
He seriously just went from gay to a guy I’d trust to work on my car but not with my wife with just that picture.
There’s nothing a good mustache can’t do.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
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kt says:
Resemblence to Davey Allison is uncanny…
May 21st, 2008 at 4:07 pm
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poguemahone says:
If it were 2003 an argument could be made that he was making the trashstache sexy. Instead, I can’t name a movie he’s been in since the Iliad was simply butchered (butchered, I verily say!).
May 21st, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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sb says:
Yeah, I’d credit him more for disclosing the need for an upper head replacement, but no woman I’ve hung with would give that ’stache any more credibility than one worn by a highschool senior…in fact my wife referred to one such appliance as a “see-through ’stache”…i.e. no credibility. I hope that wasn’t just to make me feel good…
May 21st, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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beast in bama says:
As the father of a teenage girl who loves Orlando Bloom anyway – that’s not funny…Not funny at all.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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Rowdie Gaines says:
I grew a pencil mustache. I like it ’cause it’s just above my lip. The kind of mustache that says, “Yeah, I’ve been nude on camera, what of it?”
May 21st, 2008 at 4:40 pm
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spartanmike says:
That’s the mustache Sam Elliott had at birth. He is less than pleased with this week’s choice.
And how in the name of Burt Reynolds has he not been featured yet?
May 21st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
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Blazin says:
That guy does auto work too? I just bought firewood from him last weekend.
May 21st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Eight year olds, Dude
May 21st, 2008 at 5:23 pm
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meatybob says:
what’s weird is that he looks more like a chic with the mustache. Like a 14 year old girl trying to look like a guy. Me scared.
May 21st, 2008 at 5:57 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
Re: #7
Burt Reynolds went to FSU. You’re more likely to see Orson put up a picture of Corso nude on a couch before you see BR up here.
May 21st, 2008 at 6:04 pm
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Not You says:
@11:
I believe the statement “And how in the name of Burt Reynolds has he not been featured yet?” is unclear, however I posit that ‘he’ is a pronoun for “Sam Elliot”, not “Burt Reynolds”. And Sam Elliot is the fucking shizzy. So he’s got that going for him.
May 21st, 2008 at 6:36 pm
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Holly says:
GAH PEDOSTACHE! Do Not Want.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
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Year2-Dave says:
Burt Reynolds’ best work was inspiring Norm MacDonald’s impression of him on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:07 pm
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Because They Can says:
“You’re more likely to see Orson put up a picture of Corso nude on a coach…”
I don’t know…somehow that doesn’t seem all that unlikely around here. And I imagine the coach would be burning.
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:33 am
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Because They Can says:
Of course, that should ne couch, but coach isn’t really out of the question, either.
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:34 am
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spartanmike says:
re: #12
That’s correct, sir. It was asked in the ‘what in the wide world of sports…’ spirit. And yes, I’m formally asking why Sam Elliott has not been honored here.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:03 am
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O Bloom says:
Ive always wanted a mustache so Pirates of the Carribean was my golden oppourtunity to try it out. glad to see you think im a nedneck. NOT.
October 12th, 2009 at 12:31 pm