How do you turn a refined-looking, bow-wielding Elvish warrior into a redneck car thief in one fell swoop?
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
He just looks like he’s about to tell you your exhaust manifold needs to be replaced and that he’s impregnated your daughter, doesn’t he?
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He seriously just went from gay to a guy I’d trust to work on my car but not with my wife with just that picture.
There’s nothing a good mustache can’t do.
Comment by ThreenOut — May 21, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
2
Resemblence to Davey Allison is uncanny…
Comment by kt — May 21, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
3
If it were 2003 an argument could be made that he was making the trashstache sexy. Instead, I can’t name a movie he’s been in since the Iliad was simply butchered (butchered, I verily say!).
Comment by poguemahone — May 21, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
4
Yeah, I’d credit him more for disclosing the need for an upper head replacement, but no woman I’ve hung with would give that ’stache any more credibility than one worn by a highschool senior…in fact my wife referred to one such appliance as a “see-through ’stache”…i.e. no credibility. I hope that wasn’t just to make me feel good…
Comment by sb — May 21, 2008 @ 4:16 pm
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As the father of a teenage girl who loves Orlando Bloom anyway - that’s not funny…Not funny at all.
Comment by beast in bama — May 21, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
6
I grew a pencil mustache. I like it ’cause it’s just above my lip. The kind of mustache that says, “Yeah, I’ve been nude on camera, what of it?”
Comment by Rowdie Gaines — May 21, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
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That’s the mustache Sam Elliott had at birth. He is less than pleased with this week’s choice.
And how in the name of Burt Reynolds has he not been featured yet?
Comment by spartanmike — May 21, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
8
That guy does auto work too? I just bought firewood from him last weekend.
Comment by Blazin — May 21, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
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When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Eight year olds, Dude
Comment by skinnyphatman — May 21, 2008 @ 5:23 pm
10
what’s weird is that he looks more like a chic with the mustache. Like a 14 year old girl trying to look like a guy. Me scared.
Comment by meatybob — May 21, 2008 @ 5:57 pm
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Re: #7
Burt Reynolds went to FSU. You’re more likely to see Orson put up a picture of Corso nude on a couch before you see BR up here.
Comment by Geaux Irish — May 21, 2008 @ 6:04 pm
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@11:
I believe the statement “And how in the name of Burt Reynolds has he not been featured yet?” is unclear, however I posit that ‘he’ is a pronoun for “Sam Elliot”, not “Burt Reynolds”. And Sam Elliot is the fucking shizzy. So he’s got that going for him.
Comment by Not You — May 21, 2008 @ 6:36 pm
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GAH PEDOSTACHE! Do Not Want.
Comment by Holly — May 21, 2008 @ 9:40 pm
14
Burt Reynolds’ best work was inspiring Norm MacDonald’s impression of him on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.
Comment by Year2-Dave — May 21, 2008 @ 11:07 pm
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“You’re more likely to see Orson put up a picture of Corso nude on a coach…”
I don’t know…somehow that doesn’t seem all that unlikely around here. And I imagine the coach would be burning.
Comment by Because They Can — May 22, 2008 @ 7:33 am
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Of course, that should ne couch, but coach isn’t really out of the question, either.
Comment by Because They Can — May 22, 2008 @ 7:34 am
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re: #12
That’s correct, sir. It was asked in the ‘what in the wide world of sports…’ spirit. And yes, I’m formally asking why Sam Elliott has not been honored here.
Comment by spartanmike — May 22, 2008 @ 9:03 am