SEPARATED AT BIRTH: LEE CORSO AND MEL BROOKS
by Orson on May 20, 2008 4:00 PM EDT
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Shouldn’t the countdown be starting today?
by sonofsamford on May 20, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
Is that Gene Wilder with a buzzcut next to Corso?
by yoyofutbawl on May 20, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t insult Mel Brooks like this. It isn’t right.
by blon57 on May 20, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions
Messenger: Candy gram for Coach O!
Coach O: “Coach O like candy!” (BOOM)
by Mr. Pelican Pants on May 20, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions
Prospector: Tarnsharnit, I said, the sheriff is a n..(bell gongs)
Howard Johnson:I think he said the sheriff is near?
And take this wreath as a token of our gratitude for our new ………..
by Mr. Pelican Pants on May 20, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
“Hus du gezen in deine leiben? They darker than us! Woof!”
by Whohah on May 20, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions
We now present to you a laurel, and hardy handshake….
by ToddlyKSU on May 20, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
I am quite certain that Mr. Brooks knows a lot more about football than Mr. Corso.
by kt on May 20, 2008 5:23 PM EDT reply actions
Got ahold of what looks like a recruiting “wish-list:”
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
No letter-head…any guesses? Oh wait, never mind…this is Coach Croom’s “who I DON’T want” list.
by the croominator on May 20, 2008 5:27 PM EDT reply actions
If Mel Brooks and Lee Corso were separated at birth, Mel got both brains.
by DevilGrad on May 20, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
Throw out your hands
Stick out your push
Hands on your hips
Give it a push
You’ll be surprised you’re doing a FIGHTING IRISH PASS BLOCK.
VOILA!
by MCab on May 20, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
Talking Heads!!??!! We don’t need no stinkin’ talking heads!!
by Bamaleg on May 20, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
The best line from that movie was left out. Richard Pryor wrote it in the original story and Kris Kristofferson talked about at Pryor’s roast.
During the scene where Madeline Kahn is saying “It’s twue! It’s Twue!” Clevon Little was supposed to say “Stop it, you’re sucking on my arm.”
by Maize n Brew Dave on May 20, 2008 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
Clausen: Look at my hand
Weiss: Steady as a rock.
Clausen: Yeah, but I throw with this one.
by MCab on May 20, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Crap, Orson…see what you started? Now you have to have a post that completely casts “Blazing Saddles” with coaches and players.
Annnnnnnnd…go!
by the croominator on May 20, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
MCab-
May your next target have a Grey Suit Warehouse in Tuscaloosa.
by yoyofutbawl on May 20, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Casting – no matter what, you have to cast the “Campfire Farting” scene with Tom Amstutz, Ralph Friedgen, and Mark “Century 21” Mangino.
Bring your own gas mask, gentlemen.
by JW on May 20, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
I heard a story about Corso from when he coached Indiana, not sure if it’s true or not. Corso never beat Ohio State. In fact, for his first few years, he never even held the lead in a game. During a game in Bloomington, IU took the lead and Corso called a time out so he could walk on to the field and take a picture of the scoreboard. Apparently, it is his life long goal to make an ass of himself in public.
by generaladm on May 21, 2008 3:33 AM EDT reply actions
What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?
by Sullivan on May 21, 2008 7:56 AM EDT reply actions
“Coach O only pawn in game of life.”
Classic!
by Because They Can on May 21, 2008 8:06 AM EDT reply actions
Re Corso/Brooks.Spot on. The first time wife saw Corso on GameDay she asked why was Mel Brooks on a college football show.She still gets them confused.
by David on May 21, 2008 9:19 AM EDT reply actions
I gotta think Pete Carroll is Hedley Lamarr.
And clearly either JoePa or Bobby Bowden is Gov. LePetomaine.
by Snowflake the Dog on May 21, 2008 9:38 AM EDT reply actions
landsnatching…see snatch, Haley vs. United States, Haley 7, United States 0.
by lawtool on May 21, 2008 9:44 AM EDT reply actions
Damn, Bart- we heard you was hung.
-And you heard right!
by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on May 21, 2008 11:51 AM EDT reply actions
Houston Nutt as Gabby Johnson
Pete Carroll as Howard Johnson
Sly Croom as Bart
The Orgeron as Mongo
God, I can’t think of who should play the Waco Kid…so many possibilities…
Suzy Kolber as Lili Von Schtupp
And of course, Nick Saban doesn’t have time…oh, whatever.
by the croominator on May 21, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions
- - Corso himself bragged about that on Gameday a couple of years ago.
by Will on May 22, 2008 9:28 AM EDT reply actions
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