Comments on: GUEST COLUMNIST: HILLARY CLINTON

By: Boots

Boots — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:09:42 +0000

I’m a nerd. No Food Lion if Fayettenam. Appropriate 1985 grocery store reference would be Dillon’s.

By: Will (the other one)

Will (the other one) — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:02:54 +0000

@ 51

She’s at least middle-aged, white, and skinny. We both know she probably has no ass at all.

By: Herb

Herb — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:30:52 +0000

#45,

But Michelle Obama dominates on the cheesecake front (or back, rather).

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:46:16 +0000

What the heck. May as well throw some rhetorical kindling on this sofa pyre:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UJYAo5o3Fs&NR=1

By: MBD

MBD — Wed, 21 May 2008 06:37:41 +0000

Orson, does the name Vince Foster mean anything to you ?

By: This Guy

This Guy — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:58:18 +0000

I don’t know from whence the assumption comes that Panhandle whiteness=Hillary lovefest, but let me unequivocally assert its erroneous nature.

By: John

John — Tue, 20 May 2008 23:10:25 +0000

What happened to the no politics rule? The real Orson Swindle will not be pleased.

By: marcillac

marcillac — Tue, 20 May 2008 21:23:02 +0000

Swindle.!!!!! You’ve really outdone yourself this time! At least 7 bottles of Booker’s to you Sir!!!

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 20 May 2008 21:09:04 +0000

S2N @ 48 – no thanks; if my fantasy life extends to dalliances with a beer heiress, I’m going to pretend that I’m knocking boots with one whose face isn’t about to rupture from the botox. She looks like one misplaced smack on the ass could trigger some kind of plastic surgery avalanche.

By: Kecalf Bailey

Kecalf Bailey — Tue, 20 May 2008 21:01:30 +0000

#36

Only because the Living Colour guy was black.

By: MCab

MCab — Tue, 20 May 2008 20:35:02 +0000

Heath Ledger, RIP

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Tue, 20 May 2008 20:30:15 +0000

#47 – forget that. Go for the “other man” status and then work your way up.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 20 May 2008 19:01:50 +0000

CrimsonBarrister @ 45 – that doesn’t make me want to vote McCain, but it does open up some interesting cougar / sugar mommy options when the old boy eventually falls off his perch.

By: Allison

Allison — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:59:29 +0000

Orson Swindle, I kind of want to marry you after reading that. hahahahahahhahahahahahaha.

By: CrimsonBarrister

CrimsonBarrister — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:48:54 +0000

All you need to know about the 2008 Election courtesy of a southern lawyer:

Obamas = both lawyers
Clintons= both lawyers
McCains = war hero married to a former USC cheerleader who owns a beer distributorship

Hope and change < beer