EDSBS LIVE! YR TOP 25 IZ TEH SUX0RS EDITION
Messrs. Swindle and Bean return to the internet airwaves tonight at 9 PM Eastern (ish) for to shred your preseason polls into delicious taco filling, along with indeterminate quantities of ill-advised Steely Dan interludes and poorly placed sound effects.

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Fuck it. Go with a Top 40 like Casey Kassem. You can even have a “long distance connection” were some dumb ass can plead their undying love for their team while Phil Collin’s Against All Odds plays in the background.
by Mike Pigott on May 20, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
What hideous timing.! Stuck at work. You guys are really going to have to schedule these things to fit with my schedule. Sheesh.
by marcillac on May 20, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
Holly, are you going to incessantly hold this non-working, get-silly-drunk-all-day-then-drink-more thing over the lot of us like the Sword of Damocles?
Wait, rhetorical question. ’Cause I would, too. Never mind!
by Studley on May 20, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
For the 3ish weeks until I need to look for a new gig? Yes.
by Holly on May 20, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
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Holly was a hoodrat.
Now you finally now that.
She’s been going to work for years –
today she didn’t go back.
by Ground0EastLansing on May 20, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions
I hope you enjoy the booze.
I’ll crying over the PC as I ponder an EDSBS Preseason TOP 25 while working on Reps and Warranties (well, really two troublesome warranties but whatever). Yuk!!!! Fuck!!! Shit!!! and the rest of Orson’s pyrotechnics from last years Gerorgia game..
by marcillac on May 20, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
How bad of ideas are preseason polls? Not even Phil Steele can get them right. From his preseason poll last year:
5. Michigan
7. Louisville
8. FSU
10. Penn State
13. South Carolina
15. Ohio State
17. Alabama
20. Texas A&M
21. UCLA
22. Nebraska
23. TCU
27. Miami (FL)
38. Notre Dame
41. Auburn
43. Illinois
45. Clemson
Not only that, but 2 of his 8 power ratings put FSU in the top 5. If Steele himself is this far off, we might as well call them off. Not that this fact will stop anyone.
by Year2-Dave on May 20, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
Phil’s popularity required a red herring, to see who remained as a true believer.
TRUE BELIEVERS UNITE.
by PB on May 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
They won’t care if I listen while I’m doing this shit ..err…warranty (the partner I’m working for is have me update him via blackberry). I can concentrate while I listen. No really they won’t mind. In fact it will help me focus and improve the quality of the workproduct. Especially since in this particular case I’m trying to generate oblique rather than clear language. So…
by marcillac on May 20, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
I’d like to request Chuck E. Brown’s Bustin Loose for the opening music tonight, since y’all are busting loose with Preseason Poll shredding.
by Studley on May 20, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
do dat be an au-barn or clemmons tigger? or gary pinkel in drag?
by yoyofutbawl on May 20, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions

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