Comments on: CUDDLE PARTY. SEXUAL ASSAULT. OPINIONS VARY.

By: oc phil

oc phil — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:21:23 +0000

Ok, I had to laugh when the ad robots gave me one on the side of this story for Jiffy lube that offered to check and refill 6 of my vital fluids.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 20 May 2008 21:18:41 +0000

Well, I guess he thought he was home free til the Arizona:CSI showed up with their little plastic tool box kit with the cool black flashlights and sunglasses and started looking around,taking pictures and , pointing, laughing out loud, giggling aloud “hey look its even on the ceiling AND the lampshade in the kitchen”….”hell are we sure Peter North didnt live here? looks like a bomb went off on the headboard”

By: sb

sb — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:36:04 +0000

yoyo @ #22…less a defense as an admission against interest…saying it twice and doing it twice will have a significantly different impact on the defendant’s sentencing…

And for the record, rape is really a disgusting act… if a male cannot entice a female of legal age to spend time with him in a consenting, close, active manner then he should either take care of himself, lower his standards, become more charming, or spend more money.

Sorry, the image kinda got to me…back to our regularly scheduled, irreverent, verbal horseplay.

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:30:56 +0000

I guess “Cuddles” Swindle is next?

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:03:35 +0000

Shouldn’t the Google ad widget really throw a Minnesota ring tones ad on this page instead of Michigan? Just curious….

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:59:40 +0000

sb-

How about the “Blazing Saddles” defense?

“Rape, murder arson, rape…” “Wait! You said rape twice!!!”

“I like rape.”

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:35:22 +0000

#18, DevilGrad

Gay bars.

By: Sundawg

Sundawg — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:00:04 +0000

Jester @ 13, the couch burnin’ connection to moonshine is astute; spill some of that shit on anything and light a cigarette near it and see what happens.

America’s Apollo Space Program was based on such independent research.

By: sb

sb — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:44:10 +0000

Crabapple @ #14…defined by age…statutory rape (sex with a minor) is state-dependent…its not rape if it was consensual and between adults…

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:42:32 +0000

A year ago, Swindle was writing this.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/05/22/how-to-make-love-to-a-_______-fan-florida-edition/

Now, he’s getting all squeamish about bodily fluids. Wha’ happened?

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:32:03 +0000

Disagree with the Bonus Point for the physical evidence. If it was a piece of acoustical ceiling tile, maybe.

By: socalbryan

socalbryan — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:27:20 +0000

And yes, this is worse than using that dead girls credit card.

By: socalbryan

socalbryan — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:26:55 +0000

Notre Dame students recently set the record for most people spooning each other at one time (I love Guiness and their crazy records!).

Turner was just trying to get his school back into contention.

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:25:44 +0000

Is ‘you can’t rape the willing’ a defense? Group 5’s?

By: Jester

Jester — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:19:09 +0000

At least the Hoopies in West Virginia burn their couches…moonshine stains, be damned!