Comments on: THE BEAR FRIGHTENS US http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:34:15 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: 2L over the line, sweet jesus http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298848 2L over the line, sweet jesus Tue, 20 May 2008 15:38:55 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298848 smoke weed everyday smoke weed everyday

]]> By: Pirate Petey http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298807 Pirate Petey Tue, 20 May 2008 11:06:09 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298807 yarrrrrgh....why it's obvious the poor bear has been told that Notre Dame will have a 9-3 season next year little cubbie doesn't know whether to shit or go insane yarrrrrgh….why it’s obvious the poor bear has been told that Notre Dame will have a 9-3 season next year

little cubbie doesn’t know whether to shit or go insane

]]> By: oc phil http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298803 oc phil Tue, 20 May 2008 07:21:23 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298803 Maybe this should be the new Poll question? Maybe this should be the new Poll question?

]]> By: SpookyJuice http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298802 SpookyJuice Tue, 20 May 2008 07:20:56 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298802 He's that masturbating bear from Conan O'Brien He’s that masturbating bear from Conan O’Brien

]]> By: DC Trojan http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298792 DC Trojan Tue, 20 May 2008 04:11:48 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298792 It's the lesser known singing bear of Brentwood. Let's listen... "Cuz everytime you come to me it's time for us to boom boom You keep coming close to me and feel the burning fire all the time you come to me it's time for us to boom boom can't you see the spark in me and feel my strong desire" A bear in more ways than one, apparently. That bear's got menergy! It’s the lesser known singing bear of Brentwood. Let’s listen…

“Cuz everytime you come to me
it’s time for us to boom boom
You keep coming close to me
and feel the burning fire

all the time you come to me
it’s time for us to boom boom
can’t you see the spark in me
and feel my strong desire”

A bear in more ways than one, apparently. That bear’s got menergy!

]]> By: The Duke of Wazzu http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298788 The Duke of Wazzu Tue, 20 May 2008 03:37:33 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298788 Dan Haggerty's behind this bear. Poor bear. Dan Haggerty’s behind this bear. Poor bear.

]]> By: the croominator http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298758 the croominator Mon, 19 May 2008 20:26:34 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298758 This is probably the look right as Ben Linus put him through The Orchid...oh, like they didn't experiment with grizzlys as well as polar bears... What? It's not my fault ABC's delaying the Lost finale by a week...us Losties need something to fill the gap and it's the only thing that's gotten me through the hiatus of football so far. Now no Lost OR football...summer's gonna suuuuuuck... This is probably the look right as Ben Linus put him through The Orchid…oh, like they didn’t experiment with grizzlys as well as polar bears…

What? It’s not my fault ABC’s delaying the Lost finale by a week…us Losties need something to fill the gap and it’s the only thing that’s gotten me through the hiatus of football so far. Now no Lost OR football…summer’s gonna suuuuuuck…

]]> By: ChemE93 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298746 ChemE93 Mon, 19 May 2008 19:57:28 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298746 OhioDawg @ 20 -- of course. OhioDawg @ 20 — of course.

]]> By: Grenado http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298744 Grenado Mon, 19 May 2008 19:45:42 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298744 As a serious take on why the bear statue looks weird: the muzzle is too short, which makes it almost appear to be some sort of bear-human mutant. And bears are not too far away from humans on the evolutionary scale to begin with. I went black bear hunting a few times with my dad in my youth, and the similarities in behavior and structure (particularly a skinned bear) between the ursine family and humans are kinda creepy. No more Pooh hunting for me, it was boring anyway! As a serious take on why the bear statue looks weird: the muzzle is too short, which makes it almost appear to be some sort of bear-human mutant. And bears are not too far away from humans on the evolutionary scale to begin with. I went black bear hunting a few times with my dad in my youth, and the similarities in behavior and structure (particularly a skinned bear) between the ursine family and humans are kinda creepy. No more Pooh hunting for me, it was boring anyway!

]]> By: vegas_buckeye http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298742 vegas_buckeye Mon, 19 May 2008 19:17:40 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298742 UFIA! UFIA!

]]> By: Joshua http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298741 Joshua Mon, 19 May 2008 19:09:41 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298741 Moon river! Late, I know. But I vote for #2, 4 comes in second. Actually, now, 4 is making me laugh uncontrollably... "He had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit out of bears" Just out of frame is Washington. Moon river!

Late, I know. But I vote for #2, 4 comes in second.

Actually, now, 4 is making me laugh uncontrollably…

“He had a pocket full of horses
fucked the shit out of bears”

Just out of frame is Washington.

]]> By: Jester http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298740 Jester Mon, 19 May 2008 19:08:26 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298740 Wlat is Gdo! Wlat is Gdo!

]]> By: paulwesterdawg http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298736 paulwesterdawg Mon, 19 May 2008 18:44:40 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298736 Doc Evil, My thoughts exactly. I think I made that face upon arrival at my doc's office for my 30th birthday physical. I'm in the lobby hoping the doc is a small asian woman with tiny hands. Instead I get the 6'3" 230 lb dude with about a size 20 ring. Same. Exact. Face. And you know what....he didn't call me the next day. lol. Doc Evil, My thoughts exactly. I think I made that face upon arrival at my doc’s office for my 30th birthday physical. I’m in the lobby hoping the doc is a small asian woman with tiny hands.

Instead I get the 6′3″ 230 lb dude with about a size 20 ring.

Same. Exact. Face.

And you know what….he didn’t call me the next day. lol.

]]> By: Vol http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298728 Vol Mon, 19 May 2008 18:33:51 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298728 Singing the last 2 minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody. "Magnificooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!!" Singing the last 2 minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody. “Magnificooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!!”

]]> By: tapout http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/comment-page-1/#comment-298727 tapout Mon, 19 May 2008 18:33:45 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/19/the-bear-frightens-us/#comment-298727 The fUcla Bruin expression is, in fact, emoting the ecstatic-relief one feels from that dreaded- if not spectacularly quivering rosebud! Either that or . . . .that bear just experienced his first (and only) idiopathic ejaculation? Which reminds me Orson. . . .wanna hear a good joke? Too bad. Sit back and read li'l tater- Why does a dog lick his balls? Nope! (because he can't make a fist! picture me doing a "jerk-off" motion) The fUcla Bruin expression is, in fact, emoting the ecstatic-relief one feels from that dreaded- if not spectacularly quivering rosebud! Either that or . . . .that bear just experienced his first (and only) idiopathic ejaculation?

Which reminds me Orson. . . .wanna hear a good joke? Too bad. Sit back and read li’l tater-

Why does a dog lick his balls?
Nope!
(because he can’t make a fist! picture me doing a “jerk-off” motion)

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