Something about this particular angle on the UCLA Bruin from Brian Dohn’s Bruins blog scares us. What is that expression? Anxiety? Weltschmerz? Shock at just witnessing a car crash? Did someone just throw a surprise party for him, and even bring the special red velvet cake topped with possum innards he likes so much? WHAT IS IT? TELL US YOU MUTE CIPHER, YOU!!!
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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1
Out of Conference says:
Maybe the Sith Lord, Darth Humanitarian just had him frozen in carbonite.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:41 am
2
Crabapple Buck says:
Maybe he just saw the Orgeron and he knows he only has seconds to live.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:41 am
3
Allahver Fist says:
Saw it the other night and felt it creepy. This is as close a pic I can find of the impression it left me. Bad bronze, brah.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:43 am
4
sonofsamford says:
Washington’s coming.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:43 am
5
Keegan says:
He actually saw JoePa eating brains.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:45 am
6
Doug says:
Steven Colbert just shit his pants. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:46 am
7
JW says:
Because from its facial expression, you can’t tell if it about to kill you or is getting a rectal exam…and you don’t want to be around for either.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:46 am
8
Fine Bottled Water says:
SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!
May 19th, 2008 at 11:52 am
9
OhioDawg says:
I was thinking something along the lines of the first time in the prison shower.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:53 am
10
poguemahone says:
He just saw the near future of December, and tUoOS made the title game again.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
11
The underrated Sorola Palmer says:
None of the above. He just saw LSUFreek’s “dancin’ Rick” for the first time.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
12
SEC Supremacist says:
8 & 9-
Damn you for beating me to it!
May 19th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
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formerlyanonymous says:
slow news day huh?
May 19th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
14
socalbryan says:
Big Balls Pete just introduced himself
May 19th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
15
doctorevil says:
This Bruin believes one needs but two words to solve the riddle:
Prostate exam.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
16
ChemE93 says:
He’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living…
May 19th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
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Sundawg says:
That’s the initial reaction to the bear trap he almost jumped over snapping shut on his testicles.
The accompanying sound is Scooby Doo’s, “Huunnhh?”
May 19th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
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DirkDawggler says:
He just saw the Bruins third string quarterback go down in a heap.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
19
Sullivan says:
Starting his heartfelt rendition of “Moon River” at his annual rectal exam by Dr. Carroll and Co.*
Sullivan
*Much like Chevy Chase in “Fletch”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzXpE0QB2U
May 19th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
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OhioDawg says:
#16 – Is that a Jaws reference?
May 19th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
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shovel pass says:
slick Rick just pulled 4 Aces on his all in bet.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
He was wathcing a bootleg porn tape featuring Gentle Ben, Grizzly Adams, Winnie the Pooh and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders called “Bear Naked Tejas Poontang”.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
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King Harvest says:
I bet this guy can tell you why!
May 19th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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Logan says:
It’s a warm day in LA. I’m guessing the skirts are out in droves.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
25
Bama93 says:
His reaction upon learning PJ Brown is still playing in the NBA (mine too).
Either that or the USC cheer squad shed their sweaters all at once.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
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Ryno says:
He just got invited to participate in Skylab on Bravo Network show “Workout”
May 19th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
27
Ryno says:
Man I’m Gay
May 19th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
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tapout says:
The fUcla Bruin expression is, in fact, emoting the ecstatic-relief one feels from that dreaded- if not spectacularly quivering rosebud! Either that or . . . .that bear just experienced his first (and only) idiopathic ejaculation?
Which reminds me Orson. . . .wanna hear a good joke? Too bad. Sit back and read li’l tater-
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Nope!
(because he can’t make a fist! picture me doing a “jerk-off” motion)
May 19th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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Vol says:
Singing the last 2 minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody. “Magnificooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!!”
May 19th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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paulwesterdawg says:
Doc Evil, My thoughts exactly. I think I made that face upon arrival at my doc’s office for my 30th birthday physical. I’m in the lobby hoping the doc is a small asian woman with tiny hands.
Instead I get the 6′3″ 230 lb dude with about a size 20 ring.
Same. Exact. Face.
And you know what….he didn’t call me the next day. lol.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
31
Jester says:
Wlat is Gdo!
May 19th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
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Joshua says:
Moon river!
Late, I know. But I vote for #2, 4 comes in second.
Actually, now, 4 is making me laugh uncontrollably…
“He had a pocket full of horses
fucked the shit out of bears”
Just out of frame is Washington.
May 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
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vegas_buckeye says:
UFIA!
May 19th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
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Grenado says:
As a serious take on why the bear statue looks weird: the muzzle is too short, which makes it almost appear to be some sort of bear-human mutant. And bears are not too far away from humans on the evolutionary scale to begin with. I went black bear hunting a few times with my dad in my youth, and the similarities in behavior and structure (particularly a skinned bear) between the ursine family and humans are kinda creepy. No more Pooh hunting for me, it was boring anyway!
May 19th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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ChemE93 says:
OhioDawg @ 20 — of course.
May 19th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
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the croominator says:
This is probably the look right as Ben Linus put him through The Orchid…oh, like they didn’t experiment with grizzlys as well as polar bears…
What? It’s not my fault ABC’s delaying the Lost finale by a week…us Losties need something to fill the gap and it’s the only thing that’s gotten me through the hiatus of football so far. Now no Lost OR football…summer’s gonna suuuuuuck…
May 19th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
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The Duke of Wazzu says:
Dan Haggerty’s behind this bear. Poor bear.
May 19th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
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DC Trojan says:
It’s the lesser known singing bear of Brentwood. Let’s listen…
“Cuz everytime you come to me
it’s time for us to boom boom
You keep coming close to me
and feel the burning fire
all the time you come to me
it’s time for us to boom boom
can’t you see the spark in me
and feel my strong desire”
A bear in more ways than one, apparently. That bear’s got menergy!
May 19th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
He’s that masturbating bear from Conan O’Brien
May 20th, 2008 at 2:20 am
40
oc phil says:
Maybe this should be the new Poll question?
May 20th, 2008 at 2:21 am
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Pirate Petey says:
yarrrrrgh….why it’s obvious the poor bear has been told that Notre Dame will have a 9-3 season next year
little cubbie doesn’t know whether to shit or go insane
May 20th, 2008 at 6:06 am
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2L over the line, sweet jesus says:
smoke weed everyday
May 20th, 2008 at 10:38 am