Comments on: FULMER CUPDATE: INDIANA’S NOT BAREBACKING EDITION

By: D'Jango

D'Jango — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:30:39 +0000

I’m pretty sure a guy named “Moses Blah” wouldn’t be making up stories just to get people riled up.

By: Beatuofa

Beatuofa — Tue, 20 May 2008 05:36:34 +0000

Horribly tragedy, nothing to laugh about or gloat over, yada yada yada. Ok, now that that’s all out of the way…u of a football player indicted for sexual assault. I will now attempt to dodge karma by not making any sarcastic remarks over the incident.

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/ua/articles/2008/05/19/20080519uafoot.html

By: Metz

Metz — Tue, 20 May 2008 05:26:12 +0000

not sure if this counts but Virginia Tech just had a recruit – Peter Rose – arrested who had been selling marijuana to an undercover cop for the past 10 months…

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3403487

By: Holly

Holly — Tue, 20 May 2008 03:00:26 +0000

Fulmer Cup points should be allotted for how much of a felon the cannibalized was.

Yes yes yes. This plan. Yes.

By: now_a_hoo

now_a_hoo — Tue, 20 May 2008 02:03:25 +0000

Frustrating part of the single sanction: when M. Brown is expelled, it’ll be confidential, so the points will still count. Innocent until proven guilty, but it sounds like he deserves his Ellis T. Jones consideration. BAH.

By: Studley

Studley — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:21:09 +0000

WarCardinals @ 17 – I was thinking the same thing. Award the title ad infinitum, then shut the game down.

Of course, any winner by way of cannabalism should be allowed to chase, catch, and eat Ellis T. Jones III, that way ETJ III wouldn’t argue about the renaming of “his” title.

Orson: +11 for renewed and vigorous use of the term “cervix-battering”.

By: shanensga

shanensga — Mon, 19 May 2008 22:18:20 +0000

Charlie Taylor? Wasn’t He a NFL wide reciever? As for the guy stealing condoms, maybe He had a hot date, it was late, and the Infirmary was closed. Which is like stealing a car so You can go parking.

By: Lester Hayes Mayes

Lester Hayes Mayes — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:46:41 +0000

Virginia Tech should get some sort of bonus points for having a recruit get nailed for dealing at high school before he even arrives at campus — plus one more for the recruit being named Pete Rose!

By: Chitownhawkeye

Chitownhawkeye — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:20:36 +0000

Whatever cannabilism is worth for legal points, you’ve got to tack on some bonus Hannibal Lecter points.
And I want to read Moses Blah’s blog. You can tell by the name, that’s going to be some quality work.

By: WarCardinals

WarCardinals — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:19:59 +0000

Cannibalism -

It means an automatic victory in that year’s FC for the participant(s)’s school(s), an automatic inclusion in the FC Hall of Fame, and an immediate end to the FC because I don’t think cannibalism would ever be beat.

By: Carlinthemarlin

Carlinthemarlin — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:48:54 +0000

If the movie Ravenous has taught me anything, it’s that eating other people gives you their strength. Therefore, Fulmer Cup points should be allotted for how much of a felon the cannibalized was.

I’m fairly certain that I’m going to hell for thinking that.

By: Brad Warbiany

Brad Warbiany — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:46:06 +0000

Considering that Purdue made the big board a few years ago for a player getting stabbed, I’ll take two points for condom stealing.

I’d also point out that the player who took Selwyn Lymon (who was stabbed) to the hospital that night, and subsequently got an OWI on his way back home from the hospital was the very same Torri Williams.

By: sb

sb — Mon, 19 May 2008 19:49:10 +0000

PeterPumpkinHead @ #13…well played, sir.

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Mon, 19 May 2008 19:29:32 +0000

I’m pretty sure the point tally for eating another human being is 69 points. But I could be wrong…

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Mon, 19 May 2008 19:00:04 +0000

BTW, since this is Memorial Day weekend approaching, it is a prime opportunity for our young miscreants to pad their FC stats over the long weekend. Especially where the gendarmes seem to be out in force to protect the citizenry from their exploits. I predict there will be movement in the standings when all of the reports come in from across the land.