Comments on: EDSBS STOLEN DOCUMENTS: A MEMO

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 20 May 2008 21:10:58 +0000

It must be in San Francisco, I hear that there are alot of them gays there, with the Navy and whatnot….

By: wooderson

wooderson — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:48:51 +0000

This has to be USC. I can totally see Petey going that extra mile on a wrongful assumption.

By: CockDonor

CockDonor — Tue, 20 May 2008 04:46:25 +0000

At the end, I was expecting to see:
Coach [Name Redacted]

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:25:02 +0000

ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS to Gamecock Tony.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:21:41 +0000

It’s not Notre Dame. Weis’ ties with Parcells would have ensured that the “Asian Pitch” would have been referred to as a “Jap Play.”

By: Clem

Clem — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:26:48 +0000

pogue, with a coach that dresses and acts like yours does, you don’t have a whole lot of room calling out other programs. I’m just sayin’….

By: sb

sb — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:38:35 +0000

How would we get through the day without a few juicy little assumptions?

By: the grinman

the grinman — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:36:41 +0000

ive got 20 bucks on FSU

By: David Puddy

David Puddy — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:33:51 +0000

I doubt South Bend has such accomodations for gays/lesbians in that Touchdown Jesus-fearing town. Then again, we all figured some Catholic priests to be celebate and not to take a liking towards towards little Johnny alter boy…

By: Ryno

Ryno — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:28:24 +0000

Please be Notre Dame, Please be Notre Dame, Please be Notre Dame, Please be Notre Dame….

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:20:20 +0000

@ 4

Dude, his first name’s Lydon. Might as well be Dirk, Blaine, Tucker, Todd or Lewis or something. He’s gotta dig the mantang with a name like that.

Though why he didn’t commit immediately to Cal, UCLA, Michigan or other more friendly environs is beyond me.

By: jon

jon — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:14:17 +0000

Genius as always.

Not to threadjack, but did Orson eat Stranko or what?

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:03:15 +0000

Sometimes, purely hetero recruiting tactics backfire:

http://media.www.dailynebraskan.com/media/storage/paper857/news/2004/02/05/Sports/Fair-Or.Not.Recruits.Held.To.Higher.Standard-1740545.shtml

“On Murtha’s recruiting visit to Minneapolis in December, his hosts took him and a group of recruits to a strip club. The recruits were given wristbands at a bar so they could drink for free. Murtha didn’t like it. He decommitted, visited Nebraska and fell in love with the place.”

By: blon57

blon57 — Mon, 19 May 2008 15:51:13 +0000

Since at least 3-5% of the population is gay (according to CDC reports), you know there must be gay players in college. They must be out there…or maybe college football is like Iran? No gays?

By: Sundawg

Sundawg — Mon, 19 May 2008 15:51:10 +0000

So THAT’S WHY the Atomic Bomb ointment was strawberry scented.