THAT’S NOT ORDINARY ROPE.
Spygate, as represented by our resident genius artist healer of souls and people, LSUFreek.

It actually happened just like that. That rope? Made of pure wound adamantium, and Belichick’s strong enough to strangle a water buffalo. And does. In a loincloth. With Urban Meyer watching in awe like Philip Seymour Hoffman holding the boom mike in Boogie Nights.









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GodCountryND says:
LSU, nice work as always.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
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Striker says:
One of the finer pieces of art I’ve seen.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
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poop says:
The most impressive thing about that video is the extra poundage photoshopped onto Cruise’s midsection. Because a skinny Charlie Ceesburger would not do. That’s attention to detail.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
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Ground0EastLansing says:
Fulmer Cupdate :
http://deadspin.com/5009347/wait-stealing-condoms-is-a-crime
I hope he wasn’t planning on using those condoms at Purdue.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
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Because They Can says:
I’m convinced that my grandkids will one day be able to peruse a display of LSUfreek’s work at the Smithsonian with the guide saying something like: “Back at the turn of the century this type of artwork was observed freely throughout the world on crude home computers.” Or maybe somebody will have a memory stick full of LSUfreek farks on Antiques Roadshow with some 75 year old expert telling him how fantastic it is and that it would be worth even more if it were signed.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
Adamantium? Not familiar with this particular element.
“Extremely high tensile strength fiber made exclusively from the annual shearing of Bea Arthurs pubic region.”
Learn something new every day.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
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ThreenOut says:
really… does that guy have a job? because if he doesn’t my blog is a bout to start a payroll…
May 16th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
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Vol says:
Let’s have some cheesecake! So some asshole can criticize it!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
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Dr Everything’ll Be Alright,Shrink in Beverly Hills says:
How about some cheesecake under 50?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
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crazy tom says:
why are the Patriots interested in the Jayhawks?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
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Unhappy Monkey says:
First WarGames and now Hoffman’s stealing of the scene in Boogie Nights. These throw away references garnishing the main course of genius satire in prose, images and sometimes song, are what makes this unique. Bravo, sirs (and madams).
p.s. adamantium is an isotope of adamandtheantiums
May 16th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
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Vol says:
Let’s hear it for Unhappy Monkey! Don’t forget to tip your waitress…
May 16th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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ThreenOut says:
Wolverine called he wants his **** back.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
LSUFreek, beware the Scientologists. They might not find this funny.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
Are Signals some heretofore-unheard-of brand of snack cakes?
If so, I can understand why Charlie Weis is trying to steal them from Mangino.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:24 pm