THAT'S NOT ORDINARY ROPE.

by Orson on May 16, 2008 2:37 PM EDT

Spygate, as represented by our resident genius artist healer of souls and people, LSUFreek.

It actually happened just like that. That rope? Made of pure wound adamantium, and Belichick's strong enough to strangle a water buffalo. And does. In a loincloth. With Urban Meyer watching in awe like Philip Seymour Hoffman holding the boom mike in Boogie Nights.

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LSU, nice work as always.

by GodCountryND on May 16, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions

One of the finer pieces of art I’ve seen.

by Striker on May 16, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

The most impressive thing about that video is the extra poundage photoshopped onto Cruise’s midsection. Because a skinny Charlie Ceesburger would not do. That’s attention to detail.

by poop on May 16, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions

Fulmer Cupdate :

http://deadspin.com/5009347/wait-stealing-condoms-is-a-crime

I hope he wasn’t planning on using those condoms at Purdue.

by Ground0EastLansing on May 16, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions

I’m convinced that my grandkids will one day be able to peruse a display of LSUfreek’s work at the Smithsonian with the guide saying something like: “Back at the turn of the century this type of artwork was observed freely throughout the world on crude home computers.” Or maybe somebody will have a memory stick full of LSUfreek farks on Antiques Roadshow with some 75 year old expert telling him how fantastic it is and that it would be worth even more if it were signed.

by Because They Can on May 16, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions

Adamantium? Not familiar with this particular element.

“Extremely high tensile strength fiber made exclusively from the annual shearing of Bea Arthurs pubic region.”

Learn something new every day.

by hunglikehussain on May 16, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions

really… does that guy have a job? because if he doesn’t my blog is a bout to start a payroll…

by ThreenOut on May 16, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions

Let’s have some cheesecake! So some asshole can criticize it!

by Vol on May 16, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions

How about some cheesecake under 50?

by Dr Everythingll Be Alright,Shrink in Beverly Hills on May 16, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions

why are the Patriots interested in the Jayhawks?

by crazy tom on May 16, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions

First WarGames and now Hoffman’s stealing of the scene in Boogie Nights. These throw away references garnishing the main course of genius satire in prose, images and sometimes song, are what makes this unique. Bravo, sirs (and madams).

p.s. adamantium is an isotope of adamandtheantiums

by Unhappy Monkey on May 16, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions