THAT’S NOT ORDINARY ROPE.
Spygate, as represented by our resident genius artist healer of souls and people, LSUFreek.
It actually happened just like that. That rope? Made of pure wound adamantium, and Belichick’s strong enough to strangle a water buffalo. And does. In a loincloth. With Urban Meyer watching in awe like Philip Seymour Hoffman holding the boom mike in Boogie Nights.
Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Notre Dame by Orson Swindle
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LSU, nice work as always.
Comment by GodCountryND — May 16, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
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One of the finer pieces of art I’ve seen.
Comment by Striker — May 16, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
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The most impressive thing about that video is the extra poundage photoshopped onto Cruise’s midsection. Because a skinny Charlie Ceesburger would not do. That’s attention to detail.
Comment by poop — May 16, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
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Fulmer Cupdate :
http://deadspin.com/5009347/wait-stealing-condoms-is-a-crime
I hope he wasn’t planning on using those condoms at Purdue.
Comment by Ground0EastLansing — May 16, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
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I’m convinced that my grandkids will one day be able to peruse a display of LSUfreek’s work at the Smithsonian with the guide saying something like: “Back at the turn of the century this type of artwork was observed freely throughout the world on crude home computers.” Or maybe somebody will have a memory stick full of LSUfreek farks on Antiques Roadshow with some 75 year old expert telling him how fantastic it is and that it would be worth even more if it were signed.
Comment by Because They Can — May 16, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
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Adamantium? Not familiar with this particular element.
“Extremely high tensile strength fiber made exclusively from the annual shearing of Bea Arthurs pubic region.”
Learn something new every day.
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 16, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
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really… does that guy have a job? because if he doesn’t my blog is a bout to start a payroll…
Comment by ThreenOut — May 16, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
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Let’s have some cheesecake! So some asshole can criticize it!
Comment by Vol — May 16, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
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How about some cheesecake under 50?
Comment by Dr Everything’ll Be Alright,Shrink in Beverly Hills — May 16, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
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why are the Patriots interested in the Jayhawks?
Comment by crazy tom — May 16, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
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First WarGames and now Hoffman’s stealing of the scene in Boogie Nights. These throw away references garnishing the main course of genius satire in prose, images and sometimes song, are what makes this unique. Bravo, sirs (and madams).
p.s. adamantium is an isotope of adamandtheantiums
Comment by Unhappy Monkey — May 16, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
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Let’s hear it for Unhappy Monkey! Don’t forget to tip your waitress…
Comment by Vol — May 16, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
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Wolverine called he wants his **** back.
Comment by ThreenOut — May 16, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
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LSUFreek, beware the Scientologists. They might not find this funny.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — May 16, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
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Are Signals some heretofore-unheard-of brand of snack cakes?
If so, I can understand why Charlie Weis is trying to steal them from Mangino.
Comment by PeteJayhawk — May 16, 2008 @ 5:24 pm