AMPHIBIAN LADIES: FRIDAY CHEESECAKE
Listen, and simmer down. You’re getting funny ladies this Friday because there’s nothing sexier in the world than a funny lady, especially one who’s obviously compensating for all the pain life’s dealt her by making people laugh. It means they will likely crave your approval, a passable non-retarded conversation from your side, and after two drinks will probably sleep with you. If you’re funny for the same reason: twice the fun!
Plus, we just wanted to do something special for all the ladies of the world.
Click for cheesecake below. It sucks! WAAAAAAH!!!
Madeline Kahn. Mel Brooks cast her in Blazing Saddles only after asking to see her legs at the audition. They tipped her into the lead for the role. If you don’t find the Marlene Dietrich getup and huge synth muff worn in the “I’m So Tired” scene confusing, funny, and attractive all at once, we don’t even know you are anymore.
Sarah Silverman.
She has sex with Jimmy Kimmel, farts a lot, and makes racist jokes. So does Adam Carolla, but he doesn’t look like this when he takes down his pants in a gorilla suit:
Tina.
Pin-up fashion sense. Created 30 Rock. Enslaves dorks on sight. Mysterious scar. We’re in.
Amy Sedaris. Has taken a thousand photos of herself in horrible makeup and surrounded by atrocious home crafts…and still manages to look hot. If that’s not talent, nothing is. Additional bonus: has a stunning pair of natural tits.
Enjoy your weekend. THIS SUCKED! WAAAAAHHHHHHh
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What? No Carol Channing? Heresy!
And let’s please stop this “Tina Fey is hawt” garbage. She is a deformed skag with a semi-passable daytime talk show makeover, and it’s arguable how “funny” she is. I wouldn’t bang her with a dingus I found on the floor at Denny’s.
Comment by CockofAges — May 19, 2008 @ 9:38 am
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Holly, has to be funny to qualify.
Zing! Heyooooooo. Just kidding. But H, still sore over the beating you took the time you were in charge I see.
But seriously folks,
Tina Fey, neither funny nor fine.
Kahn, old but in her heydey, yes please. Great comedic actress.
Sedaris, yep.
Silverman, like Fey doesn’t qualify for this since she’s not funny. But she’s kinda cute.
I agree with the votes for Posey and Pressly, but they are more actresses. Shit, they’re more qualified than Fey though. I’d like to thank everyone for not bringing up K. Griffin and M. Cho. Nice to see we have some standards.
Comment by Joshua — May 19, 2008 @ 9:38 am
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arrghhhh…. funny girlies that are cute are hard to come by… but me personal fav might be Maya Rudolph… she’s a sassy wench that one with a mighty fine aft section
Comment by Pirate Petey — May 19, 2008 @ 9:00 am
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Write-in votes for Jaime Pressly and Parker Posey.
Comment by Because They Can — May 19, 2008 @ 6:15 am
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This is why I love EDSBS. (Asshole.)
(How’s that?)
Comment by Holly — May 18, 2008 @ 8:52 pm