Comments on: DELAYS. WE OFFER UP GOLD IN APOLOGY.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:27:30 +0000

And we wonder what is wrong with the black female community…..and while you’re down there investigatin’ , go ahead and “toss my salad”…and wash my “schweaty ballzack” ….sheesh…..I know one thing, you aint gonna ever have a male rap song requesting to “smell yo monkey”…..
I am sure they will let them keep that one to themselves…..
Husbands Attorney: ” Ms. Jackson-Williams-Drew-Jones,
How did you find out your husband was having an affair?”

Ms….–”Yo’ honor, I smelleded his dick”

The defense rest your honor, no further questions……this proves this bitch is fuckin crazy..

By: JohnInHsv

JohnInHsv — Thu, 15 May 2008 00:32:33 +0000

If she’s “smellin my dick” then doesn’t that mean that my Johnson is right by her mouth?

I have no problem with her request.

By: sb

sb — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:04:28 +0000

Cockofages @ #16…”smegma-laden trouser eel”…you are worthy…

By: Stockman

Stockman — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:33:30 +0000

Umm, yea, that’s a great tune, with profound lyrics. I’m sure her mother is so proud.

By: CockofAges

CockofAges — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:15:08 +0000

Personally, I’d just call Joey Greco rather than inhale deeply of smegma-laden trouser eel.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:36:20 +0000

#13, Grimey

+100 Dicktails.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:10:34 +0000

I’m trying to think forward to a time, 40 years from now, when this is on the Golden Oldies channel.

But it just ain’t happening.

By: Grimey

Grimey — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:31:08 +0000

I smell your dick! I SMELL IT UP!!!

By: sb

sb — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:59:31 +0000

“smell yo’ dick”… effective and understandable, though I cannot believe I would ever be asked to allow my wife to whiff the wood…besides, I’m such a bad liar all she’d have to do is ask and I’d fuck up. Of course, since marriage my courting tackle has been in what she calls her “hope chest”. Shit.

By: Pirate Petey

Pirate Petey — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:30:55 +0000

arrrrgh… me lassie said the same thin’ to me in the wee hours of last Saturday ….

why, I just slapped the wench in irons for a few hours to teach her good manners… then went straight away to give the little feller a good scrubbin’

no way Pirate Petey was going to be keelhauled for a bit of sloppy hygiene

By: Jerkwheat

Jerkwheat — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:29:53 +0000

I’m so happy that Smell Yo Dick has finally found its way here

By: shovel pass

shovel pass — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:18:47 +0000

What lyrics. I’m in the wrong business. This is the kinda shit we used to do as kids to get laughs and be crude. And this bitch will be on Cribs next month with an 8,000 sq foot LA villa with 3 Bentlys, a theatre room, a 14 foot wide Sub Zero fridge and Dick shaped pool. All for “Let me smell yo Dick”. God, if I knew then what I know now.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:09:37 +0000

That won’t work, he gave the fuck lion a bird bath.

By: Darkknight

Darkknight — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:00:54 +0000

Her boyfriend has a fine rebuttal, though. GIve him credit.

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:58:28 +0000

I thought that if you could get with a white girl, and you’re black, that its pretty much like a free pass? I guess that’s incorrect. Do white girl’s poons smell different? What’s going on with that?