DELAYS. WE OFFER UP GOLD IN APOLOGY.
Today is nine kinds of catastrophically overbooked: freelance pieces, two SN pieces, and a mounting sleep debt we’re not entirely enjoying. (Less giddy sleepy, and more zombiedrooling stupor.)
We’ll get the CI up ASAP, but in the meantime accept comic gold. Warning: the chorus of this song is:
Why you comin’ home
at five in the morning?
Something’s going wrong,
Let me smell yo dick.
You may recognize it from Lord Byron’s epic poem Manfred. You may not. Either way, it’s awesome.
Note: always wear rhumba panties and a corset to bleach your cheating man’s clothes. (HT/Blame: OPS.)
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Crabapple Buck says:
Was that written by Mrs. Mike Price?
May 14th, 2008 at 9:29 am
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Mr. Wrong says:
Well, I think I’ve found my new ringtone.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:34 am
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Domer Guy says:
“Lemme smell yo d*ck” – from the Tyrese classic, “Baby Boy”?
May 14th, 2008 at 9:38 am
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Last Dragon says:
+100 cocktails to crabapple buck. so genius.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:42 am
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Sundawg says:
Is is me or have others noted a slight degradation in lyrics lately?
This is one of those tunes that is blaring from the “tump” beside you in traffic – you roll up the window hoping it will go away, only to notice your 14 year old daughter is singing along. Jesus!
May 14th, 2008 at 9:47 am
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Brian says:
I thought that if you could get with a white girl, and you’re black, that its pretty much like a free pass? I guess that’s incorrect. Do white girl’s poons smell different? What’s going on with that?
May 14th, 2008 at 9:58 am
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Darkknight says:
Her boyfriend has a fine rebuttal, though. GIve him credit.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:00 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
That won’t work, he gave the fuck lion a bird bath.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:09 am
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shovel pass says:
What lyrics. I’m in the wrong business. This is the kinda shit we used to do as kids to get laughs and be crude. And this bitch will be on Cribs next month with an 8,000 sq foot LA villa with 3 Bentlys, a theatre room, a 14 foot wide Sub Zero fridge and Dick shaped pool. All for “Let me smell yo Dick”. God, if I knew then what I know now.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:18 am
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Jerkwheat says:
I’m so happy that Smell Yo Dick has finally found its way here
May 14th, 2008 at 10:29 am
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Pirate Petey says:
arrrrgh… me lassie said the same thin’ to me in the wee hours of last Saturday ….
why, I just slapped the wench in irons for a few hours to teach her good manners… then went straight away to give the little feller a good scrubbin’
no way Pirate Petey was going to be keelhauled for a bit of sloppy hygiene
May 14th, 2008 at 10:30 am
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sb says:
“smell yo’ dick”… effective and understandable, though I cannot believe I would ever be asked to allow my wife to whiff the wood…besides, I’m such a bad liar all she’d have to do is ask and I’d fuck up. Of course, since marriage my courting tackle has been in what she calls her “hope chest”. Shit.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:59 am
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Grimey says:
I smell your dick! I SMELL IT UP!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 11:31 am
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Kenny says:
I’m trying to think forward to a time, 40 years from now, when this is on the Golden Oldies channel.
But it just ain’t happening.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
#13, Grimey
+100 Dicktails.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
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CockofAges says:
Personally, I’d just call Joey Greco rather than inhale deeply of smegma-laden trouser eel.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
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Stockman says:
Umm, yea, that’s a great tune, with profound lyrics. I’m sure her mother is so proud.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
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sb says:
Cockofages @ #16…”smegma-laden trouser eel”…you are worthy…
May 14th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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JohnInHsv says:
If she’s “smellin my dick” then doesn’t that mean that my Johnson is right by her mouth?
I have no problem with her request.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
And we wonder what is wrong with the black female community…..and while you’re down there investigatin’ , go ahead and “toss my salad”…and wash my “schweaty ballzack” ….sheesh…..I know one thing, you aint gonna ever have a male rap song requesting to “smell yo monkey”…..
I am sure they will let them keep that one to themselves…..
Husbands Attorney: ” Ms. Jackson-Williams-Drew-Jones,
How did you find out your husband was having an affair?”
Ms….–”Yo’ honor, I smelleded his dick”
The defense rest your honor, no further questions……this proves this bitch is fuckin crazy..
May 15th, 2008 at 2:27 pm