Comments on: THE OFFSEASON TOP 25

By: JacketDan

JacketDan — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:40:39 +0000

Orson there is a kettlebell gym just over on our side of town. Yes, I am a member and yes they rock ass.

http://www.gymcondition.com/index.htm

By: Andy Axelotl

Andy Axelotl — Wed, 14 May 2008 10:25:09 +0000

Someone should recruit Bill dance purely on his moccasin-punting skills. Who knew a snake could go so far?

By: Studley

Studley — Wed, 14 May 2008 00:35:16 +0000

DevilGrad @ 15 – Gotta love the 4-18 Exacta. +100 to you, sir.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:13:53 +0000

@39

Pussies? Before paintball was invented, we had an annual pop-bottle rocket war every year near ********* GA.

Enough pop-bottle rockets to fill up the back of a truck, 3 kegs and an isolated pecan orchard. Standard equipment for participants was a 4″ piece of pvc pipe capped off at the end, carpenters nail apron and safety glasses. Firing of ammo consists of either a dozen “Black Cats” lit separately (spraying) or the whole bundle (mortar) .

You can not imagine the adrenaline “holding the line” with snipers in the trees, underbrush on fire and a barrage of roman candles coming right at you.

What’s funny is the guy from from Human Resources that turns into a Kamikaze Sargent York and the “alpha male manager” seeking cover. Happened every time.

Paintball….pftttt.

By: chickensrule

chickensrule — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:08:31 +0000

#40 Jimmy Carter (not the former President) didn’t believe in giving Uncle Sugar his fair share (or any share for that matter). Closed down in early 1990s.

By: RJ

RJ — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:44:03 +0000

nothing like cold beer and 57 different brands of rockets and M80’s to choose from. Fucking love the South brother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYK0A8mRJ4

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:30:34 +0000

Power lifting video�

The guy in the yellow and black jacket (what I can only imagine is an 80� vintage satin wind breaker) is great. His inner monologue must go something like this (all spoken by ATHF�s Carl)�

Yep, just gonna lean up against this wall looking hot, and cooooooooool. Here is the pose the ladies will dig� no, this one is better, stay casual, cool� remember that Van Halen concert� that was HOT!!! This pose is much better, sure to get me some action TONIGHT! Did I get the part, in the middle of my mullet head just right?!? Damn, I wish I had a mirror� this weak ass chick is struggling with this weight, good thing she looks kinda like a dude, no interest from this chick magnet, I mean who wants to� whoa, holy shit! She is gonna lose it, get over there and help her out! Wait a minute, what the hell am I gonna do if I get there in time, catch that weight? Slow down dude, slow down, recover not rescue. How hot do I look swooping in to help out, the chicks will dig this!!

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:00:06 +0000

What pissed me off about GTA Vice City (and may be a bug in the others as well) is that when I whack the hookers I use after I’m done with them, I never get as much money out of them as I just paid them.

/Ralphie Cifaretto

By: CK

CK — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:45:10 +0000

so…i kind of refuse to buy a PS3 or XBox 360…so i just bought GTA Vice City.

is it as good as the kids say? I played the GTA liberty city and loved it, but always was more ncaa football and tiger woods inclined.

By: sb

sb — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:18:26 +0000

skinny @ #23…your described ‘do not be that guy’ is nothing compared to the hell unleashed when your hot-wing sauce covered hands end up in the nether regions of your favorite female-du jour…the screaming was the equivalent of giving birth, with the added spice of hatred, sworn retribution and excessive verbal and physical abuse. I survived with just a black eye…funny, her roomates went out with me later, but no one ever wanted wings.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:09:20 +0000

Back to Goldeneye:

If we were comparing NCAA football coaches to Goldeneye characters – me thinks that [NAME REDACTED] would be Jaws, Pete Carroll would be Ouromov, Tressel would be Boris Grishenko, Holly Rowe would be Xenia Onatopp, Kirk Ferentz would be Treveylian and Ty Willingham would be OddJob

Awesome.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:05:52 +0000

Is Jimmy Carterland still operating between Florence and Myrtle Beach?

By: Sundawg

Sundawg — Tue, 13 May 2008 18:58:36 +0000

What, no paint ball action. Pussies!

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Tue, 13 May 2008 18:51:26 +0000

As for go-kart tracks, what this place lacks in bungee-jumping, it makes up for in trampoline basketball (plus, the Jim Beam distillery is right down the road)
http://www.gokartkountry.com/

By: Charlestownecock

Charlestownecock — Tue, 13 May 2008 18:50:51 +0000

Yes, Allahver:
I could have gone my entire life with out looking at that. However, I am currently emailing to to everyone I know.