FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: LADIES WITH WEAPONS
We like women with weapons. It’s not healthy, we know: blame it on too much adolescent viewing of Weimar Republic-era pornography, or on repeated viewings of Red Sonya, but either way there’s a little extra electricity in the air when an attractive woman takes things up a notch or two to .50 caliber sexy with the addition of a potentially death-inducing weapon.
Thus, today’s theme: famous ladies with weapons. Enjoy.
Zhang Ziyi
Phenomenal with both swords and curved blades at close range. Possesses a slight edge of craziness in her eye. Really seemed into it when Lo shoves his hand down her pants in the cave scene in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Played a character so possessed with passion and violence in the aforementioned film that she killed herself rather than live. All of these are traits we’d bulletpoint on a resume of hotness.
Vasquez, Aliens

Cast straight from the A-Rod school of female design, yes; however, our admiration springs from her ability to wield one of the baddest guns in movie history, her loving relationship with fellow mad gunner Drake, her pull-up ability, and her decision to blow herself and fifty aliens to hell rather than surrender.
Kate Beckinsale, Underworld.
Two guns. Hundreds of vampires. One indestructible laytex bodysuit.
Rose McGowan, Planet Terror.
Gets a gun attached to her later in the film and is still hot. We present the initial hot pants scene, where McGowan demonstrates excellent lift, separation, and globularity in the buttocks department.
Halle Berry, Die Another Day.

She’s got a dive knife, right? That counts.
Pam Grier, Coffy

Shoots her politician boyfriend in the crotch with a shotgun after he betrays her to the mob. Looks Pam Grier-good the whole time doing it, too.












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Me want Latin bunda back!
Comment by Pompano Pete — May 10, 2008 @ 8:45 am
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Hey, how bout Helen Slater in the movie
“The Legend of Billie Jean”? Didnt she shoot a man, just to watch him die? Thats hawwwwt……..and I think Ms. Slater is hotter since she is on Smallville now….
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — May 10, 2008 @ 7:39 am
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Granted, there’re many better pictures of Zhang Ziyi, but how can you knock any list that includes her, Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale, and Rose McGowan?
I’ll take that over random South American girls I’ve never heard of any day of the week.
Comment by chg — May 9, 2008 @ 11:34 pm
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Rose McGowan - that’s an ass.
Otherwise, meh bunda this week.
Comment by Cock D — May 9, 2008 @ 10:54 pm
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The URL is something now, but not when you first put it up. It had been:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/05/09/friday-cheesecake-ladies-with-weapons/www
Comment by Year2-Dave — May 9, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
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Holly your link is like 400F
Comment by Futbawl Fan — May 9, 2008 @ 7:15 pm
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It works for me…(in more ways than one)….(HEY-O!)
Comment by Holly — May 9, 2008 @ 7:06 pm
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Holly, your link is 404′d.
Comment by Year2-Dave — May 9, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
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1. Kate Beckinsale ruins every movie, ever. Hate.
2. For fuck’s sake, here.
Comment by Holly — May 9, 2008 @ 6:55 pm
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I couldn’t take Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon seriously because the physics in it look exactly like those from Super Mario 64.
When I caught it on DVD, I just kept saying “Yah! Wah! Yahoooooo!” That completely ruined it for my friend who owned the movie and henceforth could not avoid thinking of the plumber while watching it.
Comment by Year2-Dave — May 9, 2008 @ 6:12 pm
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On a scale of 1-10, Kate Beckinsale rates a “Girls making out. ”
Comment by Bruce — May 9, 2008 @ 2:35 pm
Fixed.
Seriously, she is one of the most desirable women on earth. To quote Henry Rollins…..
“I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like. Just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow….”
Comment by Ninja Football — May 9, 2008 @ 6:11 pm
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Allaha - You have a right to ask me that because….?
If Orson doesn’t want to do it, then free him from his misery. End the sad charade!
Comment by Hoboken — May 9, 2008 @ 6:01 pm
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OOOOH. Dina Meyer (sp?). Yes yes yes, even hot when she’s spitting up blood.
Comment by Holly — May 9, 2008 @ 5:59 pm
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What about Holly in “Lost a bet to Orson” - those were some nice guns!
ok ok I’m not a stalker.
I did see Coffy the other night late on IFC. Damn Pam Grier was tough.
Others I’d add
Trinity in Matrix
Princess Leia with a blaster
Mary Stuart Masterson or Andie MacDowell in Bad Girls (although Drew got nekkid)
the hot chick in Starship Troopers- either one of them actually
Comment by Out of Conference — May 9, 2008 @ 5:56 pm
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Because finding naked ladies on the internet on your own is REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT.
Comment by Holly — May 9, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
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Hoboken — You have a right to complain because . . . ?
Comment by Allaha — May 9, 2008 @ 5:09 pm
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#27-Spartan Mike:
Nicely done…can’t belive I forgot about that scene
Comment by sandman227 — May 9, 2008 @ 5:07 pm
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Hoboken–
Nothing would thrill us more, frankly.
Comment by Orson Swindle — May 9, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
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Worst list ever.
Worst Friday Cheesecake ever. Vasquez? Really? Is hot? Does she even count as a female?
I get it - throw everyone a curve with creativity for its own sake! Hey, Rosie O’Donnell had a gun in Stakeout, why not add her? Just as valid; even more original.
The captions are half-hearted, too. Friday cheesecake has really stumbled lately.
I feel like I accidentally clicked on one of those random Yahoo lists. Either do it right or don’t do it at all, damnit! This used to be something to look forward to!
Comment by Hoboken — May 9, 2008 @ 4:23 pm
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Trinity. Matrix. Done.
Comment by NativeSon — May 9, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
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I just saw “Aliens” again the other day on Starz, and it still scares the fuck out of me. I guess where that movies concerned, I’m still just a six-year-old watching it on HBO when my parents aren’t home. So … I am probably overlooking any hotness there might be in that movie…
Comment by Jack — May 9, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
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I prefer Ursula Andress over Halle Berry.
Comment by Raider Red — May 9, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
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Emma Peele, paging Emma Peele!
Comment by Sundawg — May 9, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
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I think that the snake Salma wears in ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ could be considered a weapon.
Comment by spartanmike — May 9, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants @ 24, I believe she did - but that might be too much of a good thing.
Comment by DC Trojan — May 9, 2008 @ 3:37 pm