Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 5/8/08

By: Kegger

Kegger — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:29:06 +0000

I can see it now…
Fulmer Bowl 2008
Coming soon to a video game store near you.

An action-packed cross between NCAA Football and Grand Theft Auto, even.

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:18:39 +0000

Weagle-

We’re not famous, we’re infamous. It’s like, more than famous. Like the infamous El Guapo, if you will.

By: bradb

bradb — Fri, 09 May 2008 02:36:29 +0000

From the first line of the Leach profile:

“Texas Tech football coach Mike Leach ripped the plastic wrapper from his newest pirate flag and carefully unfolded it…”

Too. Awesome.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:42:58 +0000

@43

Seriously, If Swindle Industries (NYSE BNDA) decides to branch out into the gaming industry, I may have found a niche.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:13:47 +0000

Did you bet anything? BWAHAHAHAHA

By: The Big Dog

The Big Dog — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:34:06 +0000

#15 hunglikehussain –

So if nobody else comments, do I win anything?

By: socalbryan

socalbryan — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:36:41 +0000

Slick Rick is daring Pete to pull out those Seattle Times articles about Rick’s gansta like football team of rapists and alcoholics up at UW.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:25:15 +0000

Hey Dumbass TAFUCKNTARD-O,
I didnt say conference playoff, although that would be a start, but skipping that, just a regular 1 vs 4, 2 vs 3
Playoff Format on a National Scale, although I am sure that would eliminate tOSU sooner, say if they would have to had played Georgia, tOSU would have never gotten there in the first place and LSU would have throttled whoever they played, so you would have a game of Georgia vs LSU for the BCS….no wonder the Big 10 and the Pac 10 do not want to play on the playground with the other kids…but lucky for you, you get to play USC and I am sure once again, tOSU will score first, then the wheels will come flying off, thus eliminating these type of conversations for next year….I am sure there are players on that team that may get to have memories of LOSING 3 National Championships if they trip up and can get there this year……tOSU——The Doorknob of the SEC-Everyone Gets a Turn.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:38:26 +0000

35 – replicas aren’t advisable if you’re fucking with badasses either. Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in a movie, involving said Desert Eagle and some replicas.

There are two types of balls, there are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls.

I am talking for your benefit. Now dicks have drive, and clarity of vision. But they’re not clever, they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action, and the dimmer the dick, the less he cares about the consequences, and you thought you smelt gooood ol pussy, and have brought your little mincy faggot balls along for a gooood ol time, but you have got your parties muddled up, there is no pussy here just a dose to make you wish you were born a woman.. . .And just like a prick, you are having second thoughts; you’re shrinking, and your little balls are shrinking with you.

By: sb

sb — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:08:29 +0000

TAFKA @ #37…wow…cyber-bile…I recommend Sailor Jerry and pineapple, in excessive quantities…it brings it all up for the next 24 hours…yup, no stoppin’ it and it gets it all out, so your good until the next time…

By: weagle251

weagle251 — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:54:30 +0000

#34

I figure it’s a given there’s some Tranny Hookers on the streets of Mobile, but I didn’t realize we were famous for it.

By: TAFKastOSUB

TAFKastOSUB — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:44:59 +0000

Hey dumb-ass, a conference play off would have not made any difference the last two years…in 06 Ohio State went undefeated in the regular season, including a win on the road at Texas…they deserved to be there, just didn’t show up. Florida was ripe, wanted it more, and played a flawless game. In 07, a playoff would not have mattered, Ohio State and Michigan were 1 and 2 in their conference…they would have just played again…so again, a conference play off is not the answer.

Several teams in 07 had a chance not to fold up at the end of the season, West Virginia, Mizzu, So Cal, Boston College, etc. and any one of them could have been in.

But you know who’s not on that list? Alabama…at 6-6 at the end of the season all you get is to shut the fuck up. I don’t give a shit what conference you play in.

Ohio State dominated Michigan and has 6 of the last 7 years…ironically Michigan is like 19-7 against the SEC or something like that.

In fact, Ohio State is the lonely boat anchor against the SEC…take Ohio State out of the conference record against the SEC and it looks more and more like the Big Ten is the stronger conference…the Big Ten certainly has a better record against the SEC, even with Ohio State’s dismal 0-9 record.

So. Go. Fuck. Your. Self.

You’re the typical Alabama jackass who thinks you are god’s gift to college football because some drunk who always had 150 guys on scholarship each year, just so he didn’t have to play them, won a bunch a games back in the 60-70’s.

Now you’ve spent 132 Million on Saban and Facilities and you can’t help but walk around all day with a hard on because you just know he’s going to bring #13 home….what a fucking joke.

But hey, you’re from Alabama so go figure.

By: sb

sb — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:39:20 +0000

chaimy @ #30…I spent alot of time pounding in Broward Hall, too, but her name wasn’t Admiral Nelson…Lucia something…and I didn’t get a hangover…more like withdrawal symptoms after she transferred…

By: shane

shane — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:29:22 +0000

#27, maybe it was a replica of a Desert Eagle, great for street creds, or suicide by cop. For drunken brandishing, which is the best kind, I prefer the Model 29 Smith and Wesson 44 mag. Mucho street creds, and very 70’s retro cool. Also, a revolver is less likely to discharge accidently and force amputation of various body parts, which is not cool.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:00:46 +0000

I’m also a bit stumped here. Tranny hookers?

I have sampled the sweet, diseased nectar of nearly every hooker in Mobile, from the crack whores to the gummers to the one-legged hookers, but I have never, ever, seen a tranny whore in Mobile.

$100 for a picture in front of a verifiable landmark. Pictures of you in drag, while entertaining, do not count.