APR: CLUSTER-BOMBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Inadvertent or not, the winnowing down of D-1 football to a Premiere League begins with the APR. Columnage hyah at the SN.
Oh, and in unrelated news, Chile knows how to throw a death-party:
Either that’s a volcano and thunderstorm going off simultaneously, or we’ve just found exclusive pictures of Nick Saban’s new office. More photos here.
Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, ncaa as evil regulator by Orson Swindle
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That’s not Saban. Only Jackie Sherrill could have an aura that evil.
Comment by Way Up North — May 8, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
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Isn’t EDSBS live supposed to be tonight?
Comment by SpookyJuice — May 8, 2008 @ 7:55 pm
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And looking at that, it looks like the aftermath of that police chase I just finished in “GTA IV”…….I need help….I’m addicted….
Comment by Mr. Pelican Pants — May 8, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
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And from this storm is where we get our BCS rankings from . . .
Comment by MCab — May 8, 2008 @ 6:57 pm
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As far as the APR goes, I think its an excuse to fire people and clean house for some, and really crush up and coming programs……because, who really checks the NCAA? Even the police and government has some form of checks and balances, so who watches the NCAA to make sure they are correct? Seems like no one has the ballz to call “bullshit” on the NCAA on some items….If you have a kickass athletic dept and you have alot of players leaving early to go pro—as in baseball, basketball and football—-that counts against you? How did this come about and who said…”Brilliant!!! What a great idea!!” How many teams in the past would have cease to exist had this been around?
Comment by Mr. Pelican Pants — May 8, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
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No guys, what you are looking at is the locker room after the ULM game, and yes, that is what Nick Sabans
“Anger” looks like, behold, it’s fury and beauty are both repulsive and awe-inspiring….its something to watch, but you dont want to be in its path, and it can stretch to all front offices of the NFL, so if you dont put out, no matter who you are, you WILL NOT be drafted…So if you a non-believer in the power of Saban, call DJ Hall, I am sure he is at the house………..waitin
Comment by Mr. Pelican Pants — May 8, 2008 @ 6:35 pm
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Back to the subject at hand. Orson, it is easy to criticize and abase a statute.
Instead of myopic ranting, double the height of your soapbox. Really, if we are in a “Hyde Park cyberspace”, what are your proposals/solutions?
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 8, 2008 @ 6:11 pm
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What you have in that picture is an example of a meteorological phenonenon known as “condensation nuclei.” It’s when water droplets are attracted to fine particles of dust, or ash as is the case in this volcanic explosion. The water droplets begin to increase and an actual thunderstorm (pyro-cumulus) forms. The ash is electrically charged one way, the water droplets another…hence the attraction and rapid cloud formation and subsequent thunderhead. It’s quite an amazing thing. I’ve seen it happen in the everglades during a dry-spell when the wildfires can sometimes spark an immense thunderstorm on an otherwise hot, dry day.
Or, it could be photoshopped.
Comment by DirkDawggler — May 8, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
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The Yellowstone caldera is not impressed.
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 8, 2008 @ 5:44 pm
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I think it’s the valley of Ahm Shere from “The Mummy Returns.” We have seven days to destroy Nick Saban or he will bring forth the army of Anubis and destroy mankind. Only Brendan Fraser can save us now.
Comment by Raider Red — May 8, 2008 @ 3:59 pm
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Is this the end? Am I seriously about to die? Shit, man.
Comment by chum1 — May 8, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
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At some point, these proles are going to realize that they can’t compete with the oligopoly of the BCS conferences and wither away. The year - to - year APR score is just an indicator of how long it’s taking them to figure it out.
Comment by DC Trojan — May 8, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
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without knowing, I would say it is the Nick Saban CLOUD OF SUSPICION.
Comment by PTTO — May 8, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
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Papa Lou BSU
That is a quote from Jerry “The shark” Tarkanian, formerly of UNLV.
Comment by Sean — May 8, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
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Yep - It’s Mount Doom!
Frooooo-doooooooo!
Comment by Sean — May 8, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
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Knight’s actual quote was “the NCAA is so mad at Kentucky that they just put Cleveland State on probation again,” but great column, nevertheless. (But the reference to my alma mater was salient… after all, my non-BCS school was put on probation and lost three schollies last year from players getting too many *textbooks*. Textbooks!)
As fans on mid-major boards have noted, the APR has merely opened up a new frontier of chicanery in major-college athletics. Not helping the NCAA’s case is the vague “sample size” forgiveness that allowed numerous BCS programs to escape penalties last year.
The lack of resources is always going to be an issue for those of us outside the BCS sphere, and we’ve learned to live with that. But getting squeezed out of scholarships and post-season opportunities merely because we don’t have the money to game the system (in a sport where the big boys already have everything else gamed in their favor) is a little much to swallow.
Comment by Papa Lou BSU — May 8, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
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Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [angrily] What? *What* “just popped in there?”
Comment by Out of Conference — May 8, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
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I’m pretty sure that’ a picture of Mordor. Mt. Doom is there in the distance.
Comment by Chuck — May 8, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
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I don’t think it’s either the smoke monster, or Saban’s new office. However, I would lay odds that right now Nicky Lou is trying to figure out a way to make this thing a gray shirt for next year. Look out corndogs!
Comment by Der Schatten — May 8, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
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#2 Eff yeah that thing would make Rudy, Saban, Weis, and Peter Jackson take a beating and like it.
love that effin’ show.
Comment by ThreenOut — May 8, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
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Chile? Looks more like chili night at Chez Mangino.
Comment by Chips O'Toole — May 8, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
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Well, isn’t god impressive.
Comment by Plastic Paddy — May 8, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
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Do you read Andrew Sullivan or are these fantastic photos making the rounds? Seriously, I wonder because you and Andrew Sullivan are the only two blogs I read.
Comment by Chester Copperpot — May 8, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
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That’s clearly the Smoke Monster from LOST.
Comment by Whohah — May 8, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
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Peter Jackson and Rudy ain’t got nothin’ on that.
Comment by ChiDave — May 8, 2008 @ 2:01 pm