A MOMENT, PLEASE

by Orson on May 8, 2008 9:29 AM EDT Comment 17 comments

We're finishing up a column for the SN, and need to make sure that the thing, you know, is fact-ish. The CI will be along in a moment or so.

In the meantime, please accept Noel Devine rabbit-hopping all over the field as a substitute for actual content.

HT: WBGV.

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“he reminds me of a young ryan perrilloux.”

-gerry dorsey

by gerry dorsey on May 8, 2008 9:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The music in that reel SUCKED. For Noel Devine it should be super nasty rap, and or super fast techno music that is made in Japan.

Or it could be any booty rap song you can think of. But what ZproductionZ put on that was crap.

by odell51 on May 8, 2008 9:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

“You get that thing I sent you?”

by Anonymous IV on May 8, 2008 10:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That Maryland game was effin’ ridiculous.

5 carries for 136 yds…. and no TD’s

136/5= 27.2 ypc

by ThreenOut on May 8, 2008 10:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ND will be a real (or reel) test for SEC SPEED™. AU at WVU on Oct 23. Should be fun.

by JeffAU on May 8, 2008 10:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

the 2:37 mark IS the most impressive I’ve seen since Barry Sanders… f***ing phenomenal…

by burt77 on May 8, 2008 10:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

its been a few good years to be a mountaineer fan, i’ll say that. white, slaton, schmitt, devine? whew….

by ryan on May 8, 2008 10:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Must have been distracted by all his academic obligations / baby mama drama while playing against PITT: 7/11 = 1.6

by NativeSon on May 8, 2008 10:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He is Devine….but I did notice a few blockers here and there in that video. NO offensive line is better at blocking the spread zone than WVU’s for the last several years. Great second level fit blocking. Then they just let the speed guys do their thing in the open secondary. It is always fun to watch.

by shovel pass on May 8, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

First, odell51 is right – that music couldn’t have been worse.

As for Devine, his jukes were impressive – real impressive – but the top end speed wasn’t what I was expecting. He’s much quicker than he is fast.

by PB on May 8, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I dont know I think ‘speedin’ is a pretty fitting music selection for Noel Devine

by daddyio on May 8, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You don’t think he’s fast? Ask Wolfe or Lofton how fast he is. Although you might have to dig the turf out of their facemasks before they can answer. His true strength, however, is balance and agility. Truly phenomenal…

by Jamie on May 8, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Runaway Midget.

by Poe McKnoe on May 8, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hell, if I had a Runaway Beer Truck blocking for me, I could look impressive, most times all he had to do was avoid the road kill that Owen Schmidt had demolished and once he got past the corner, he time- warped to the end zone…..and by my best estimation, he runs like a man running away from multiple paternity suits (he will be on Maury waiting to see….“.You ARE THE FATHER of Djenskeshia’s, Taneckijuana’s, Uniqueobliqua’s and DeTanGelato’s kids!!”)…..I think he fathered 3 more kids by the end of that video…..pretty soon there will be in about 10-15 yrs around 12 or so Heisman candidates with some sort of Devine in there last name, like LeTerrance Devine-Jones or some shit……..yeh he runs like a rabbit, but kids in Miami catch rabbits for a living….Whats the over/under he makes it to the NFL?
" a young Barry Sanders(on the field)….a young Travis Henry(off the field….you bitches and ho’s know what I mean)

by Mr. Pelican Pants on May 8, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs