Comments on: SCENE: AN ALABAMA VIDEOCONFERENCE

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:06:20 +0000

Just wait til Nick Saban can get a robot droid to do his recruiting for him in 3-D beam, kinda like R2D2 sending a message to Obi Wan—-”Julio Jones, You’re our only hope”

By: Charlie Murphey

Charlie Murphey — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:56:54 +0000

The only thing that was missing was The Urbinator showing up and telling the kid to come to UF. “Here at UF every player is responsible for there own actions as long as they do not touch the ball. Only Tebow and Harvin are allowed to touch the ball. If you try touch the ball you will pay dearly. Understand.
Now do you want to come over and play with my kids.”

By: that guy

that guy — Thu, 08 May 2008 03:16:43 +0000

personally, i think saban will die before he leaves bama. that’s not to say it’s his dream job or anything, i just think the dude’s wound up tighter than a nun’s cunt and will probably end up blowing a valve in his chest before that contract expires. and when it does, we’ll just throw more money at the next guy, and he’ll win with the nicktator’s talent.

By: SpookyJuice

SpookyJuice — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:44:34 +0000

Jerrell Harris and Dre Kirkpatrick think this post is bullshit.

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:37:07 +0000

#19
I always heard The Revolution would be televised. No doubt the implosion of Bama Nation that will certainly occur on Saban’s inevitable departure will rate a videotaping chasecopter armada not seen since OJ slowboated across LA.

By: Elno Lewis

Elno Lewis — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:16:33 +0000

One day Lou Saban, when he was Little Brother’s Coach, passed by me on I-96. Static blasted out of my radio. The dashboard lights flickered. The gas pedal stuck. My CLOCK hasn’t worked right since. Its scarey. Am a Wolverine fan.

By: CapstoneAlum

CapstoneAlum — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:04:43 +0000

The Artist Formerly Know as the University of Ohio State Buckeyes,

I knew a Saban post would draw you out of hiding. You sound like a parrot with Tourette’s. It is always the same ol’ tired shit…

By: TAFKastOSUB

TAFKastOSUB — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:53:49 +0000

Fuck Saban, Aight.

It’s just beautiful to watch the Sabanation drool all over this guy…I can’t wait until he jumps ship or they run him out of town…it will be priceless and it will be televised.

By: SMFNP

SMFNP — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:45:39 +0000

You have managed to top your previously-untoppable material. Well done sir.

By: Erdinger

Erdinger — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:41:42 +0000

When did Nick and Pete start recruiting ‘Big 10 talent’?

By: sb

sb — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:37:28 +0000

Frickin’ Pete Carroll…he’s already hittin’ on my lesbian buddhist psychic. Fucker. I thought she only said that shit to me…

By: Billy in Baton Rouge

Billy in Baton Rouge — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:34:40 +0000

Les Miles will just have to start using letters made out of delicious taffy…

By: PeteJayhawk

PeteJayhawk — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:31:29 +0000

Saban sounds like Bill Pecota when he’s yelling.

By: rtider

rtider — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:31:04 +0000

Um, what’s so funny?

By: them oklahoma

them oklahoma — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:30:59 +0000

Meanwhile, in the Big XII trailer, Dan Hawkins and Mike Gundy are screaming at each other.
Gundy: “They’re GOOD KIDS!…RESPECTFUL TO THE MEDIA….RESPECTFUL TO THE PUBLIC…”
Hawkins: ” just kinda bummed out this year, only get two weeks off to have chicken hand fed to you by your mother of children…THAT’S TWO WEEKS…A LITTLE LESS THAN A MONTH, MORE VACATION TIME THAN I GET…IT’S DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL…THE BIG XII! GO PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR GEL, BROTHER!”
Gundy: “that’s GARBAGE! I’M A MAN, I’M AWESOME! HAIR GEL…AWESOME!”

Meanwhile, Bob Stoops is giving Mac Brown a weggie in a dark corner all the while muttering something about “fucking Tempe”.