PROGRAMMING NOTE
EDSBS Live will be postponed until Thursday because Peter’s being given a little chi-chi by law school. in the meantime, you will have to settle for Kige Ramsey’s best coaches of all time. Try not to get your mind blown.
Bowden over the Bear? Fatwa, Tide fans! A fatwa must be proclaimed!












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#16 - If you’re telling me that Kige wouldn’t be an upgrade from Stuart Scott, then I don’t wanna be right.
Comment by Ground0EastLansing — May 6, 2008 @ 9:31 pm
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I like the decor, if nothing else in this world screams “mom’ s basement”, its the wood paneling from ‘68….and its not even the dark color wood paneling…with that reflection from that lamp with no shade, it reeks of an interregation room…..what secrets has Kige extracted in that basement in the name of sports? FATWA my ass, we are gonna waterboard him til he corrects this…if he has a job which means he has a boss, I hope he is a disgruntled Bama fan….and will not renew his paycheck for the ‘08 season…..plus he is a Jeff Gordon fan and everyone knows Bama fans pull for Jr., at least the smart ones……at ‘Dega…and I concur……The Terrorist have won, and they are runnin this shit and we dont know it……
Comment by Mr. Pelican Pants — May 6, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
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This fucking guy is pure gold! He needs to get together with the guy from Auburn who puts the invisible hex on guys. Could you imagine the hijinks. They could sign on with JP sports and have a weekly show before the game of the week. Or better still, give them thier own segment on College Gameday.
Comment by shovel pass — May 6, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
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But Kige, who’s now?
Comment by Pirate's mate — May 6, 2008 @ 7:21 pm
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*Would have rated. Sometimes parody fails miserably, and it’s never worse than when you unintentionally come off as worse than Mr. Ramsey.
Comment by poguemahone1989 — May 6, 2008 @ 6:55 pm
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I’m not schur I would rated Bo Schlembleckle over Woody Shlaye.
Comment by poguemahone1989 — May 6, 2008 @ 6:53 pm
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and BTW…..I was ready to get my fucking EDSBS live on…..but at least I won’t be in Starkville and I can call in and pretend like I’m a northwestern fan finally.
Comment by SpookyJuice — May 6, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
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This list has fucking done it.
The terrorist have won.
Comment by SpookyJuice — May 6, 2008 @ 6:38 pm
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aright yuuutuuube
Seriously, what the fuck is up with the youtube/sports thing. Last year, these two fucking guys sat on their couch watching the draft….one went to the shitter….the other is sitting there as Goodelle(sp…fuck the nfl) was coming to the podium and the guy started saying “I bet it’s gonna be Jamarcus Russell. Watch it be Jamarcus Russell” as if everyone didn’t know that already…..then went on for 30 minutes about how he got it right. His friend came out of the shitter and he said to him “Hey, the Raiders picked Jamarcus Russell….I told you”
WHAT THE FUCK
it’s like these assholes are auditioning for sportscenter or some shit. That’d be like starting a blog and then getting picked up by the ……sporting……news……or something.
Comment by SpookyJuice — May 6, 2008 @ 6:37 pm
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Number 4…..Bo Schembecklelelelaraijfoajfsdjsalj
Comment by SpookyJuice — May 6, 2008 @ 6:31 pm
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Kige is worth spelling F-A-T, but he’s not at the level of a F-A-T-W-A…. yet.
Comment by TideDruid — May 6, 2008 @ 6:16 pm
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What a complete idiot - assuming the guy was serious. Or maybe this is his idea of joke.
Comment by The Ultimate Goddess — May 6, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
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What about a fatwa from Michigan fans over the pronunciation of “Schembechler?”
Comment by Year2-Dave — May 6, 2008 @ 5:39 pm
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But I won’t be home on Thursday Night!!!
FAHCK!!!!!
Comment by MrRedDevil — May 6, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
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It can’t be anything but irony that within 6 short days of Swiss chemist and LSD creator Albert Hoffman’s death, something way trippier and infinitely more horizon expanding’s been discovered. A hundred cocktails for you Orson, just as soon as I stop hearing “Schemblechler” in an infinite loop and seeing Catlab like visuals.
Comment by WorstFan — May 6, 2008 @ 5:31 pm
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I can see the Bowden thing. Bear was at an established program and took it back to the top and kept it there.
Bowden was at a Girls College, built the program, took it to the top, kept it there, and is now systematically destroying it thanks to his gift for hedonism. Bear just laid the seeds for Bama’s current Turmoil. Bowden is reaping it.
Comment by NewAZTiger — May 6, 2008 @ 5:23 pm
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That just happened.
Comment by Mr. Wrong — May 6, 2008 @ 5:20 pm
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Tom Osborne thinks that list is BS.
Comment by PW — May 6, 2008 @ 5:16 pm
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What blew my mind was the dramatic pause he threw in there, had me hanging on the edge of my seat. I have to admit I am not that familiar with Bo Shembeckle though.
Comment by Nick — May 6, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
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Bless his heart…
Comment by sonofsamford — May 6, 2008 @ 5:10 pm
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What’s a chi-chi?
Comment by Holly — May 6, 2008 @ 5:09 pm
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I think Kige is like WKU’s Loch Ness monster. I’ve never actually seen him on campus, and all we have to go on is choppy footage to prove he exists. Of course, he has no proof that I actually exist, either.
Comment by jakldawg — May 6, 2008 @ 5:09 pm
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Issuing fatwas is soooo 2006.
Comment by Todd — May 6, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
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I can only imagine what is going to be said about this guy in the thread below, so I just want to get this out now: I admire Kige. He loves sports, and he puts it out there for all to see. It’s refreshing to watch.
Comment by spartanmike — May 6, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
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What is there to say really? When one is confronted with a genius so profound it leaves the mind blank and the senses reeling.
Comment by JB — May 6, 2008 @ 4:51 pm