PROGRAMMING NOTE

What is there to say really? When one is confronted with a genius so profound it leaves the mind blank and the senses reeling.

I can only imagine what is going to be said about this guy in the thread below, so I just want to get this out now: I admire Kige. He loves sports, and he puts it out there for all to see. It’s refreshing to watch.

Issuing fatwas is soooo 2006.

I think Kige is like WKU’s Loch Ness monster. I’ve never actually seen him on campus, and all we have to go on is choppy footage to prove he exists. Of course, he has no proof that I actually exist, either.

What’s a chi-chi?

Bless his heart…

What blew my mind was the dramatic pause he threw in there, had me hanging on the edge of my seat. I have to admit I am not that familiar with Bo Shembeckle though.

Tom Osborne thinks that list is BS.

That just happened.

I can see the Bowden thing. Bear was at an established program and took it back to the top and kept it there.

Bowden was at a Girls College, built the program, took it to the top, kept it there, and is now systematically destroying it thanks to his gift for hedonism. Bear just laid the seeds for Bama’s current Turmoil. Bowden is reaping it.

It can’t be anything but irony that within 6 short days of Swiss chemist and LSD creator Albert Hoffman’s death, something way trippier and infinitely more horizon expanding’s been discovered. A hundred cocktails for you Orson, just as soon as I stop hearing “Schemblechler” in an infinite loop and seeing Catlab like visuals.

But I won’t be home on Thursday Night!!!

FAHCK!!!!!

What about a fatwa from Michigan fans over the pronunciation of “Schembechler?”

What a complete idiot – assuming the guy was serious. Or maybe this is his idea of joke.

Kige is worth spelling F-A-T, but he’s not at the level of a F-A-T-W-A…. yet.

Number 4…..Bo Schembecklelelelaraijfoajfsdjsalj

aright yuuutuuube

Seriously, what the fuck is up with the youtube/sports thing. Last year, these two fucking guys sat on their couch watching the draft….one went to the shitter….the other is sitting there as Goodelle(sp…fuck the nfl) was coming to the podium and the guy started saying “I bet it’s gonna be Jamarcus Russell. Watch it be Jamarcus Russell” as if everyone didn’t know that already…..then went on for 30 minutes about how he got it right. His friend came out of the shitter and he said to him “Hey, the Raiders picked Jamarcus Russell….I told you”

WHAT THE FUCK

it’s like these assholes are auditioning for sportscenter or some shit. That’d be like starting a blog and then getting picked up by the ……sporting……news……or something.

This list has fucking done it.

The terrorist have won.

and BTW…..I was ready to get my fucking EDSBS live on…..but at least I won’t be in Starkville and I can call in and pretend like I’m a northwestern fan finally.

I’m not schur I would rated Bo Schlembleckle over Woody Shlaye.

*Would have rated. Sometimes parody fails miserably, and it’s never worse than when you unintentionally come off as worse than Mr. Ramsey.

But Kige, who’s now?

This fucking guy is pure gold! He needs to get together with the guy from Auburn who puts the invisible hex on guys. Could you imagine the hijinks. They could sign on with JP sports and have a weekly show before the game of the week. Or better still, give them thier own segment on College Gameday.

I like the decor, if nothing else in this world screams “mom’ s basement”, its the wood paneling from ’68….and its not even the dark color wood paneling…with that reflection from that lamp with no shade, it reeks of an interregation room…..what secrets has Kige extracted in that basement in the name of sports? FATWA my ass, we are gonna waterboard him til he corrects this…if he has a job which means he has a boss, I hope he is a disgruntled Bama fan….and will not renew his paycheck for the ’08 season…..plus he is a Jeff Gordon fan and everyone knows Bama fans pull for Jr., at least the smart ones……at ’Dega…and I concur……The Terrorist have won, and they are runnin this shit and we dont know it……

1. - If you’re telling me that Kige wouldn’t be an upgrade from Stuart Scott, then I don’t wanna be right.

The great sage, Kige has spoken. So it shall be.

I agree with earlier posts. This dude is ready for prime-time. I would love to spend 8-10 alcohol hazed hours sitting on my bean bag chair listening to Kige reveal the truth every saturday this fall.

HOWEVER, any asshole that wins a conference championship at DUKE should be ranked #1. All that other shit that went down at UF-G’ville is icing on cake for Herr Visor.

I can only assume that Sparky Woods was ranked #6?

We better shut him off now, he has become self aware.

The greatest two moments in this whole video are 1) when he changes pages only to say “with the top six greatest coaches of all time” and 2) immediately after that when he looks down at the paper again to see if he missed anything. Train wreck.

As long as we’re critiquing him now, in terms of YouTube stars Kige Ramsey will never be as good as Ronald Jenkees. Ever.

Also, in the battle of EDSBS Live vs. The Office on Thursday, Steve Carrell is going to win that one. Unless you start at 8 pm instead of 9, in which case the conflict is gone.

Mind = Blown
Pants = Soiled
Life = Complete

The moment worth savoring from that video is between number two and number one, when he sneaks a glance at the paper because he’s forgotten who he’s chosen as the. greatest. college. coach. of. all. time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyP_qT0zK5c&feature=related

Gives great relationship advice as well.

Love him

Next he’s bringing the top 6. Since that was the top 5, he’ll just add one name, right?

1. hit the nail on the head.

this guy and his postings on youtube are proof that using a computer has now become so easy that even the mentally challenged can do it

I for one prefer to watch the mentally challenged only when they are carrying a pigskin for or against my team

ahem kenny irons ahem

I like how Kige managed to throw the best coach in Kentucky history under the bus.

Oh, he’s good! Did you see the effort he put out to not mouth counting the seconds or even his fingers during the dramatic pause? For a second there, I think he was in danger of pulling a jaw muscle.

His Mom’s years of homeschooling are finally paying off!

#1….BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Barry Krauss thinks that Joe Paterno wasn’t that good.

another thing….the faux-drum roll before he announces Joe Paterno’s corpse as the top coach….you get the feeling he just had someone turn on the Air conditioner or some shit.