SO WRONG IT’S RIGHT: THE MONTANA METH PROJECT FOOTBLOLS
The Montana Meth Project represents a landmark of anti-drug advertising: it makes meth look awful while still managing to make the whole thing look somewhat flyover country-heroin-chic fabulous, a real accomplishment if we’ve ever seen one.
The evil mind lurking somewhere in the otherwise benign person of the Great Barstoolio saw this and did what innovators do: they innovatatatatate. We may or may not have chipped in with a few of these, but let us just say they represent some of the most disturbing and funny football/meth-themed farkery we’ve ever seen. You might be saying: isn’t that a very small subset of work?
And we’d answer that we’ve been awake for 32 days, and have no idea what you just said.
Enjoy. Because if you can’t laugh at meth, what can you laugh at, we ask? Besides genocide, that is. We’ve included four of them below: click over to Barstoolio’s House of Romantic But Inevitably Fatal Tropical Evil for the rest.




Again: click here for the rest.









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DevilGrad says:
Those are brilliant, disturbing, and just plain wrong in every way. But I laughed so hard that you’ll need to save me a barstool next to you in Hell.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:29 am
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kleph says:
this post is so completely full of win it’s kind of frightening to behold.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:29 am
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Holly says:
I can’t laugh, or cry, although I want to do both these things. I can only stare, like I’m caught in a tractor beam of genius.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:29 am
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Nathan says:
Ok – the Alabama one is incredible. Warped, twisted and wrong. But incredible.
The only thing that’s missing out here is you don’t have a Mizzou one – the meth capital of the united states deserves an add, I’d think.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:29 am
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SlawDawg says:
Racism isn’t encouraged at LSU. Its expected.
-Perrilloux – “What does a guy have to blow up to get a virgin in this town?”
May 5th, 2008 at 9:31 am
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kleph says:
and if montana meth project isn’t the greatest band name you’ve heard this week you’re a dirty dirty liar.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:33 am
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Keegan says:
As a Montanan, I shouldn’t laugh at these because it is a deep and disturbing problem for the youth of my beloved state. But then again, it’s meth, and it’s always funny. You should make one for Montana State, since their asst. coach was actually caught in a meth ring.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:35 am
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hunglikehussain says:
Wow, real live zombies.
Kinda cool.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:42 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Is meth just for whites? And cooked Crack for Blacks?The only problem with that Miami ad, a few things were missing :all the brothers with gold teeth, a doo rag, white wifebeater t-shirt, saggy jeans with boxershorts hanging out….
all in all PURE.CRYSTAL.GENIUS……ha, another cool band name….KooKKed KracKK for BlaKKKs, and they would be an all white death metal band
May 5th, 2008 at 9:54 am
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sonofsamford says:
Excelsior!
May 5th, 2008 at 9:55 am
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DC Trojan says:
Saying that $15 for sex isn’t normal implies that they have a more official price in mind – sort of like a union member being against scabs. As opposed to that guy’s member being against scabs.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:56 am
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Joshua says:
Damn, that is flat out brilliant work.
Barstoolio and TigerFreak should mate. Their offspring will rule the internets.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:02 am
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ThreenOut says:
who else is creeped out… and slightly saddened by the lack of College FB going on right now?
May 5th, 2008 at 10:05 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
NO ONE THINKS THEY’LL SPEND A ROMANTIC EVENING HERE.
AND THEN THEY MEET RYAN PERRILOUX
Amazing work, all. That shit was HIGH-larious.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:06 am
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El Hombre says:
Shame that nothing on the site had Big 12 stuff on it, because (and I’ll admit it so Beakers don’t have to, my Missouri is one of them, but JeffCo is a massive joke anyway…damn hoosiers) at least 4 states in the Ecks-Eye-Eye produce a pretty good amount of the stuff.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:17 am
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Jennifer Farrell says:
I think the Montana Meth campaign is awesome. Here at LSU, I do a section where we look at (and, quite frankly, laugh) at various anti-drug campaigns. When I show the Montana ads, the class goes absolutely quiet (and if you’re at all familiar with LSU students, you know how hard that can be).
And then they go “You’re from that state? What is wrong with you people?”
To which I reply “Long winters with no sun and too many tourists.”
May 5th, 2008 at 10:34 am
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Sundawg says:
Mom?
May 5th, 2008 at 10:37 am
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haybeav says:
@ 15-
JeffCo?? I think you mean MethCo
May 5th, 2008 at 10:37 am
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Jerkwheat says:
well, our circle of hell will be the most festive in the all of Satan’s dominion.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:46 am
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Stephen says:
You know, if you have to pay more than $15 for sex, you’re going to the wrong restaurant on dates…
May 5th, 2008 at 10:48 am
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sb says:
…disturbing? check…captions funny? check…wanna see more? nah…but I appreciate the effort.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:55 am
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Clem says:
Did you see the piece about the tOSU assistant vice president being busted for meth?
http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2008/05/03/osu_admin.html?sid=102
May 5th, 2008 at 11:08 am
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Doug says:
So . . . making your girlfriend give blowjobs in exchange for Georgia tickets is wrong, then?
May 5th, 2008 at 11:18 am
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hunglikehussain says:
@23
It’s wrong for games with Troy, Western Carolina, Middle Tennessee, etc. A handjob should suffice.
However, if you need tixs to Auburn, Tenn. or Florida, well then…..
May 5th, 2008 at 11:26 am
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WorstFan says:
Ahem, it’s $20 for sex at Ohio State.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
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Cock D says:
Give me a link that works or you’ll wind up like the woman who talked shit about the Bear.
Seriously.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
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weagle251 says:
link is above the photos, Cock.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
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beckett says:
those where the most disturbing college football related items I’ve seen since King Leonitis kicked Charlie Weis into the bottomless pit last summer…
May 5th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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Out of Conference says:
I’m just thankful they didn’t use the Domer – blonde hair dude one for South Carolina because he does kind of favor what a Blake Mitchell arrest photo should look like.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
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Yinka Double Dare says:
Leaving a friend for dead isn’t normal.
Unless you play basketball at the University of Illinois.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#6 – Black Courtesy Phone is a better band name.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
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ChemE93 says:
Yinka Double Dare -
That could also be Baylor, no?
May 6th, 2008 at 7:46 am
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Laugh says:
#32
Leaving for dead vs. Making dead=night vs. day
May 6th, 2008 at 9:44 am