SO WRONG IT'S RIGHT: THE MONTANA METH PROJECT FOOTBLOLS

by Orson on May 5, 2008 10:22 AM EDT

The Montana Meth Project represents a landmark of anti-drug advertising: it makes meth look awful while still managing to make the whole thing look somewhat flyover country-heroin-chic fabulous, a real accomplishment if we've ever seen one.

The evil mind lurking somewhere in the otherwise benign person of the Great Barstoolio saw this and did what innovators do: they innovatatatatate. We may or may not have chipped in with a few of these, but let us just say they represent some of the most disturbing and funny football/meth-themed farkery we've ever seen. You might be saying: isn't that a very small subset of work?

And we'd answer that we've been awake for 32 days, and have no idea what you just said.

Enjoy. Because if you can't laugh at meth, what can you laugh at, we ask? Besides genocide, that is. We've included four of them below: click over to Barstoolio's House of Romantic But Inevitably Fatal Tropical Evil for the rest.

Again: click here for the rest.

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Those are brilliant, disturbing, and just plain wrong in every way. But I laughed so hard that you’ll need to save me a barstool next to you in Hell.

by DevilGrad on May 5, 2008 10:29 AM EDT reply actions

this post is so completely full of win it’s kind of frightening to behold.

by kleph on May 5, 2008 10:29 AM EDT reply actions

I can’t laugh, or cry, although I want to do both these things. I can only stare, like I’m caught in a tractor beam of genius.

by Holly on May 5, 2008 10:29 AM EDT reply actions

Ok – the Alabama one is incredible. Warped, twisted and wrong. But incredible.

The only thing that’s missing out here is you don’t have a Mizzou one – the meth capital of the united states deserves an add, I’d think.

by Nathan on May 5, 2008 10:29 AM EDT reply actions

Racism isn’t encouraged at LSU. Its expected.
-Perrilloux – “What does a guy have to blow up to get a virgin in this town?”

by SlawDawg on May 5, 2008 10:31 AM EDT reply actions

and if montana meth project isn’t the greatest band name you’ve heard this week you’re a dirty dirty liar.

by kleph on May 5, 2008 10:33 AM EDT reply actions

As a Montanan, I shouldn’t laugh at these because it is a deep and disturbing problem for the youth of my beloved state. But then again, it’s meth, and it’s always funny. You should make one for Montana State, since their asst. coach was actually caught in a meth ring.

by Keegan on May 5, 2008 10:35 AM EDT reply actions

Wow, real live zombies.
Kinda cool.

by hunglikehussain on May 5, 2008 10:42 AM EDT reply actions

Is meth just for whites? And cooked Crack for Blacks?The only problem with that Miami ad, a few things were missing :all the brothers with gold teeth, a doo rag, white wifebeater t-shirt, saggy jeans with boxershorts hanging out….
all in all PURE.CRYSTAL.GENIUS……ha, another cool band name….KooKKed KracKK for BlaKKKs, and they would be an all white death metal band

by Mr Pelican Pants on May 5, 2008 10:54 AM EDT reply actions

Excelsior!

by sonofsamford on May 5, 2008 10:55 AM EDT reply actions

Saying that $15 for sex isn’t normal implies that they have a more official price in mind – sort of like a union member being against scabs. As opposed to that guy’s member being against scabs.

by DC Trojan on May 5, 2008 10:56 AM EDT reply actions

Damn, that is flat out brilliant work.

Barstoolio and TigerFreak should mate. Their offspring will rule the internets.

by Joshua on May 5, 2008 11:02 AM EDT reply actions

who else is creeped out… and slightly saddened by the lack of College FB going on right now?

by ThreenOut on May 5, 2008 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

NO ONE THINKS THEY’LL SPEND A ROMANTIC EVENING HERE.

AND THEN THEY MEET RYAN PERRILOUX

Amazing work, all. That shit was HIGH-larious.

by RaginCajunRebel on May 5, 2008 11:06 AM EDT reply actions

Shame that nothing on the site had Big 12 stuff on it, because (and I’ll admit it so Beakers don’t have to, my Missouri is one of them, but JeffCo is a massive joke anyway…damn hoosiers) at least 4 states in the Ecks-Eye-Eye produce a pretty good amount of the stuff.

by El Hombre on May 5, 2008 11:17 AM EDT reply actions

I think the Montana Meth campaign is awesome. Here at LSU, I do a section where we look at (and, quite frankly, laugh) at various anti-drug campaigns. When I show the Montana ads, the class goes absolutely quiet (and if you’re at all familiar with LSU students, you know how hard that can be).

And then they go “You’re from that state? What is wrong with you people?”

To which I reply “Long winters with no sun and too many tourists.”

by Jennifer Farrell on May 5, 2008 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

Mom?

by Sundawg on May 5, 2008 11:37 AM EDT reply actions

@ 15-

JeffCo?? I think you mean MethCo

by haybeav on May 5, 2008 11:37 AM EDT reply actions

well, our circle of hell will be the most festive in the all of Satan’s dominion.

by Jerkwheat on May 5, 2008 11:46 AM EDT reply actions

You know, if you have to pay more than $15 for sex, you’re going to the wrong restaurant on dates…

by Stephen on May 5, 2008 11:48 AM EDT reply actions

…disturbing? check…captions funny? check…wanna see more? nah…but I appreciate the effort.

by sb on May 5, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions

Did you see the piece about the tOSU assistant vice president being busted for meth?

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2008/05/03/osu_admin.html?sid=102

by Clem on May 5, 2008 12:08 PM EDT reply actions

So . . . making your girlfriend give blowjobs in exchange for Georgia tickets is wrong, then?

by Doug on May 5, 2008 12:18 PM EDT reply actions

@23

It’s wrong for games with Troy, Western Carolina, Middle Tennessee, etc. A handjob should suffice.

However, if you need tixs to Auburn, Tenn. or Florida, well then…..

by hunglikehussain on May 5, 2008 12:26 PM EDT reply actions

Ahem, it’s <a href="http://media.www.thelantern.com/media/storage/paper333/news/2007/09/26/Campus/Henton.Arrested-2992963.shtml" rel="nofollow">$20 for sex at Ohio State.

by WorstFan on May 5, 2008 1:21 PM EDT reply actions

Give me a link that works or you’ll wind up like the woman who talked shit about the Bear.

Seriously.

by Cock D on May 5, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

link is above the photos, Cock.

by weagle251 on May 5, 2008 1:59 PM EDT reply actions

those where the most disturbing college football related items I’ve seen since King Leonitis kicked Charlie Weis into the bottomless pit last summer…

by beckett on May 5, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions

I’m just thankful they didn’t use the Domer – blonde hair dude one for South Carolina because he does kind of favor what a Blake Mitchell arrest photo should look like.

by Out of Conference on May 5, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions