HOW’S HERSCHEL’S BOOK SELLING?
It’s #6,432 in Amazon’s bestsellers, so taking a hit, sure, as the Kroger’s sad progress of discount stickers shows.
It should also be noted that Breaking Free is also exactly 432,807 spots above the ESPN Guide to Psycho Fan Behavior. So Herschel Walker kicks our ass yet again. And so does Herschel. And Herschel, and Herschel, too.
Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference by Orson Swindle
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Herschel Walker are gay.
Comment by Allahver Fist — May 5, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
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unfortunately “illiterate herschel” showed up on book writing day.
Comment by gerry dorsey — May 5, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
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Nell’s Cowboy and Lone Star Baby. Literary masterpiece, that one.
Comment by NewAZTiger — May 5, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
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He should have revealed which personality was having sex with Roger Clemens. That would have moved product.
Comment by bk — May 5, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
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It isn’t Herschel’s fault his fanbase can’t read
Comment by Yappo — May 5, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
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Tsk-Tsk. Such bitterness.
My favorite H.W.? The one w/ 649 yards in three trips to Jax.
Comment by NRBQ — May 5, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
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Is the foreword by Jerry Maguire?
And between you and me, I wish Walker would have kept all this stuff to himself.
Comment by stapler — May 5, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
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#6
Tsk-Tsk. Still clutching to that one shining moment, I see.
Cue Archie & Edith at the piano: “Thoooooose werrrre thaa daaaaaayss!”
Comment by NativeSon — May 5, 2008 @ 3:54 pm
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Herschel Walker is such a liar. He doesn’t have multiple personalities. He’s an attention whore and always has been. From referring to himself in the third person to revealing his “long struggle” in time to capitalize off it.
Comment by Mel — May 5, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
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Well let’s re-evaluate things for a second
Copies of ESPN’s guide to psycho fan behavior(some of which written by Mr Orson Swindle) in SpookyJuice’s home in lovely….um….Columbus, MS(says it real fast)
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Copies of Hershel Walker’s guide to doing crazy shit and blaming it on “the other you” (written by the multiple personalities in Hershel’s chiseled chocolate body)
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Advantage: Swindle
Isn’t me owning it what really fucking counts?
Comment by SpookyJuice — May 5, 2008 @ 4:24 pm
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also….That Dog says “fuck Hershel’s book”
Comment by SpookyJuice — May 5, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
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Yeah, Son.
We’re also gonna cherish 10/27/07 for a while.
Comment by NRBQ — May 5, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
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“Breaking Free” is Pulitzer worthy, but the voters are going to screw Herschel over for being a freshman writer.
Comment by Dawg 05 — May 5, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
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Well, the original title was going to be:
“Breaking Free: My experiences in the Florida secondary”
However, Knowshon was considering a copyright infringement suit.
Comment by DirkDawggler — May 5, 2008 @ 6:09 pm
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Dont be so hard on yourself. I am a huge Georgia person and I definitely dont own this book, however I do own and have read ESPN’s guide to psycho fan behavior from cover to cover several times.
Comment by Bdavis — May 6, 2008 @ 5:28 am
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O., I appreciate the notice that HW’s book exists, however that is as close to my reality as it will come…HW’s multiple realities simply do not interest me…that’s right, not even the ones from Jacksonville many years ago…
Comment by sb — May 6, 2008 @ 7:18 am
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#14
Considering all the others who spent so much time back there, it may have to be a class-action lawsuit.
Comment by NativeSon — May 6, 2008 @ 7:20 am
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…and as a further comment, HW’s book should have been entitled “Breaking Wind; My experience with excessive bloviation”…no, I’m not bitter.
Comment by sb — May 6, 2008 @ 8:54 am
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I wanna know what kind of water Herschel Walker and Bo Jackson were drinkin…..HW did run like a crazy person, like the cops were after him or someone was out to get him. Just ask Bill Bates how fun it is to tackle a crazed runaway horse. What if we adopted the same rules as the Kentucky Derby, as soon as the athlete gets injured, ya have to put him down………Bo Jackson would have been shot on the sideline after the Hip Injury……
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — May 6, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
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Which one of Herschel’s personalitlies asked Vince to buy him a car in order to come to UGA?
Comment by Realtiy Check — May 7, 2008 @ 3:35 pm