HOW’S HERSCHEL’S BOOK SELLING?
It’s #6,432 in Amazon’s bestsellers, so taking a hit, sure, as the Kroger’s sad progress of discount stickers shows.

It should also be noted that Breaking Free is also exactly 432,807 spots above the ESPN Guide to Psycho Fan Behavior. So Herschel Walker kicks our ass yet again. And so does Herschel. And Herschel, and Herschel, too.









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Allahver Fist says:
Herschel Walker are gay.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
unfortunately “illiterate herschel” showed up on book writing day.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Nell’s Cowboy and Lone Star Baby. Literary masterpiece, that one.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
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bk says:
He should have revealed which personality was having sex with Roger Clemens. That would have moved product.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
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Yappo says:
It isn’t Herschel’s fault his fanbase can’t read
May 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
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NRBQ says:
Tsk-Tsk. Such bitterness.
My favorite H.W.? The one w/ 649 yards in three trips to Jax.
May 5th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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stapler says:
Is the foreword by Jerry Maguire?
And between you and me, I wish Walker would have kept all this stuff to himself.
May 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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NativeSon says:
#6
Tsk-Tsk. Still clutching to that one shining moment, I see.
Cue Archie & Edith at the piano: “Thoooooose werrrre thaa daaaaaayss!”
May 5th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
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Mel says:
Herschel Walker is such a liar. He doesn’t have multiple personalities. He’s an attention whore and always has been. From referring to himself in the third person to revealing his “long struggle” in time to capitalize off it.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
Well let’s re-evaluate things for a second
Copies of ESPN’s guide to psycho fan behavior(some of which written by Mr Orson Swindle) in SpookyJuice’s home in lovely….um….Columbus, MS(says it real fast)
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Copies of Hershel Walker’s guide to doing crazy shit and blaming it on “the other you” (written by the multiple personalities in Hershel’s chiseled chocolate body)
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Advantage: Swindle
Isn’t me owning it what really fucking counts?
May 5th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
also….That Dog says “fuck Hershel’s book”
May 5th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
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NRBQ says:
Yeah, Son.
We’re also gonna cherish 10/27/07 for a while.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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Dawg 05 says:
“Breaking Free” is Pulitzer worthy, but the voters are going to screw Herschel over for being a freshman writer.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
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DirkDawggler says:
Well, the original title was going to be:
“Breaking Free: My experiences in the Florida secondary”
However, Knowshon was considering a copyright infringement suit.
May 5th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
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Bdavis says:
Dont be so hard on yourself. I am a huge Georgia person and I definitely dont own this book, however I do own and have read ESPN’s guide to psycho fan behavior from cover to cover several times.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:28 am
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sb says:
O., I appreciate the notice that HW’s book exists, however that is as close to my reality as it will come…HW’s multiple realities simply do not interest me…that’s right, not even the ones from Jacksonville many years ago…
May 6th, 2008 at 7:18 am
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NativeSon says:
#14
Considering all the others who spent so much time back there, it may have to be a class-action lawsuit.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:20 am
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sb says:
…and as a further comment, HW’s book should have been entitled “Breaking Wind; My experience with excessive bloviation”…no, I’m not bitter.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:54 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
I wanna know what kind of water Herschel Walker and Bo Jackson were drinkin…..HW did run like a crazy person, like the cops were after him or someone was out to get him. Just ask Bill Bates how fun it is to tackle a crazed runaway horse. What if we adopted the same rules as the Kentucky Derby, as soon as the athlete gets injured, ya have to put him down………Bo Jackson would have been shot on the sideline after the Hip Injury……
May 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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Realtiy Check says:
Which one of Herschel’s personalitlies asked Vince to buy him a car in order to come to UGA?
May 7th, 2008 at 3:35 pm