Comments on: DEAR MR. TEBOW

By: Sundawg

Sundawg — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:48:15 +0000

“His hands got a little wet during the surgery.”

I’d piss myself too if Tim Tebow had my “anointed member” in one hand and a scapel in the other.

By: TebowLovesCock

TebowLovesCock — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:22:35 +0000

I’ll bet Tebow does touch a lot of penis.

By: Pillow Pants

Pillow Pants — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:36:29 +0000

I seem to remember what happened the last time Florida had a hand in electing a president who liked screwing around in the affairs of brown people in the name of Jesus. I’ll pass.

By: John

John — Tue, 06 May 2008 03:33:37 +0000

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=schlabach_mark&id=3381810

Can we elect Tebow President after he wins his third Heisman and owns Holly’s boobs for the third time?

By: Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart

Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:50:37 +0000

If you want to insult a Philippino, call him a “supot,” meaning “uncircumcised.” It’s like calling him “girlie man.”

If Tebow didn’t bestow his magical circumcising powers on Luis Catacataca, who knows what kind of transvestite Luis would become in 2017.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:49:12 +0000

This thread is much better *without* pictures.

By: Holly

Holly — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:54:50 +0000

WHAT IS WITH THE AMERICAN GIRL ADS? BAD ROBOTS.

By: EireHog

EireHog — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:51:46 +0000

…does this mean Auburn has been blessed with the ability to Danza Stamp Tebow?

By: HymanMotherFuckingRoth

HymanMotherFuckingRoth — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:41:36 +0000

Just what we need, a goy moyel running around, vat with the cutting and the stitching and the blood!!

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:11:35 +0000

Not a mission, but a paying gig.

100 skins a week and a chance to get ahead.

By: M�tt

M�tt — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:56:32 +0000

Eleventy bajillion cocktails to you, good sir!

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:35:57 +0000

Although Tebow is a class act, he still manages to work with dickheads.

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:26:52 +0000

i moderately chuckled. but only because it’s true.

By: sb

sb — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:49:13 +0000

Doug @ #18…not this time…

“…the blessed size of my unleashed, anointed member…” There are simply not enough places where one can read phrases like this on a daily basis…O., for the opportunity to disgorge my coffee, once again, on my keyboard, I thank you.

By: kleph

kleph — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:38:41 +0000

@18 luis, on the other hand…