REEFER MAN
by Orson on May 2, 2008 1:01 AM EDT
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PrintOh, no reason to post this video. Nothing to do with a particularly important college football player getting the boot from his team due to a failed drug test. No: we're just huge Cab Calloway fans, that's all.
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are we supposed to figure this out with 20 questions? If so, let me begin by asking whether he plays offense or defense.
by socalbryan on May 2, 2008 1:30 AM EDT reply actions
Wait a minute. He’s in the off season. Can we really comment on this?
by shovel pass on May 2, 2008 2:31 AM EDT reply actions
The only possibility that turns up on a Google News search for “football” “marijuana” is Preston Parker at FSU. Although there is nothing about him getting booted (yet), just arrested for weed and gunz.
“Football” “Drug Test” turns up news of Quincy Carter getting signed by an Arena League team. Which is fun for a different reason.
Google Blog Search suggests drug testing shenanigans went down at Colorado and tOSU. And that Colorado considers (or at least considered, allegedly) cheerleaders varsity athletes for the purposes of drug testing, so that they can test enough varsity athletes to keep the NCAA happy without actually having to kick people off for positives.
In conclusion, searching for “Football” “marijuana” is a pretty awesome thing to do.
by ChrisL on May 2, 2008 3:29 AM EDT reply actions
Who dat who say ‘who dat’ when I says ‘who dat?’
Sorry. Buckwheat and the Lil’ Rascals has that effect on me.
by Sullivan on May 2, 2008 7:25 AM EDT reply actions
Sheeeeeeit. He’s as awsome in that clip as he was in the Blues Brothers.
Cab Rules.
by Cock D on May 2, 2008 8:03 AM EDT reply actions
Ahh, strange winds are blowing…I thought news would have hit already, but it’s only 7 am CST. Time will tell.
by RaginCajunRebel on May 2, 2008 8:15 AM EDT reply actions
I’m voting for that one-man Fulmer SWAT team, the perilous one himself — Ryan Perrilloux!
by Clem on May 2, 2008 8:19 AM EDT reply actions
- - RP is obviously the odds on favorite, no doubt. Always a fan of the underdog, I’m going with Tebow.
by Bama93 on May 2, 2008 8:39 AM EDT reply actions
It was JIMMY Clausen. He stole some of Coach Weis’s kine bud, but didn’t know that coach ran with the devil. They found JIMMY in the grotto naked. By the time the PCP wore off, JIMMY was off the team.
by OhioDawg on May 2, 2008 8:41 AM EDT reply actions
This is stickied to the top of tigerdroppings.com – the main LSU forum.
“AGAIN, RUMORS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED ON THE BOARD.”
It was posted there late last night. It’s been my experience that the mostly true rumors are the ones that get banned the fastest.
It could be another sad week in Tigertown. I’m pulling for Tebow, who’s a 100-1 shot. But I’m prayin’ hard.
by TigerNacho on May 2, 2008 8:43 AM EDT reply actions
Miles doesn’t have the cajones to fire RP. He’d be dead in the water without him next year.
by C on May 2, 2008 8:48 AM EDT reply actions
It’s a much better chance that it’s Tebow than Perriloux.
Yes, Tebow may be a 1:1000 shot, but Perriloux can’t get kicked off the team despite his best efforts. Weed won’t do it. Irreversible incarceration or death might.
by ChemE93 on May 2, 2008 8:56 AM EDT reply actions
This is why I check here for news in the morning. All Scarborough wants to talk about is the economy and some election.
by Mark on May 2, 2008 8:57 AM EDT reply actions
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/messagetopic.asp?p=8048973
As of this post, that thread has not been deleted/locked. Says it was on the radio that it was in fact Ryan P.
by CardsFan922 on May 2, 2008 9:00 AM EDT reply actions
Woooo! Andrew Hatch!! Harvard transfer starting at LSU!!! Woooooooo!!!!
Is it too early for a siren?
by Dave on May 2, 2008 9:05 AM EDT reply actions
I propose that all of RP’s points count, regardless of his affiliation. After all, to deny LSU would disenfranchise them from the Fulmer Cup.
by Crabapple Buck on May 2, 2008 9:11 AM EDT reply actions
BREAKING NEWS:
Cab Calloway is awesome.
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That is all. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled $60 million failure.
by Brian Reggie Fn Nelson on May 2, 2008 9:15 AM EDT reply actions
Seriously, I wanted this idiot gone. I hope this is true.
by Joshua on May 2, 2008 9:16 AM EDT reply actions
TWWL has posted a one-sentence AP article on Da Head Bussa getting the axe from LSU:
NEW ORLEANS — LSU says coach Les Miles has kicked quarterback Ryan Perrilloux off the team.
by Crimson Eagle on May 2, 2008 9:17 AM EDT reply actions
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux has been dismissed from the team.
Head coach Les Miles says that Perrilloux “didn’t fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete.” He is declining additional comment.
LSU said Friday that Perrilloux is expected to finish out the spring semester at the school.
Perrilloux ran up against the law and team discipline with regularity at LSU. He was on the fringe of a counterfeiting investigation and was caught trying to enter a Baton Rouge casino with a false identification. That got him suspended all of last summer.
He also was involved in a fracas at a nightclub in November, but he was cleared of wrongdoing.
by TigerNacho on May 2, 2008 9:19 AM EDT reply actions
It’s true: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3378148
Quote: Coach Les Miles said Perrilloux, who had been suspended three times in his college career, “didn’t fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete,” but did not offer details.
by Dave on May 2, 2008 9:20 AM EDT reply actions
kid could play, but no one is more important than the team. this was a long time coming but is probably the right decision. better now than in august.
still…f-ck.
i cant wait for ryan to deal me 16 every effing hand at Harrahs.
by CK on May 2, 2008 9:34 AM EDT reply actions
Gee, I guess we are gong to see him finishing the season complaining about the weakness of his drink at the Baton Rouge Hollywood Casino’s $5 blackjack table. The poll speaks truth.
by Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart on May 2, 2008 9:38 AM EDT reply actions
and, suddenly, the sec west is completely up for grabs.
by kleph on May 2, 2008 9:59 AM EDT reply actions
- - Depending on where and how he got his stuff, the “Hiding from the federales in Oaxaca” could make a late run for the championship.
by Dave on May 2, 2008 10:03 AM EDT reply actions
While I love Cab, I believe the more appropriate song choice here is Afroman.
I was gonna get paid $60 mil but then I got high. Was gonna play in th NFL, but then I got high. Now I’m dealing blackjack and I now why….
by Jack Mihoff on May 2, 2008 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
O, you post this and not a Cypress Hill video? I’m throwing you off of the HMS Ultraviolet Dreams.
by MCab on May 2, 2008 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
Eh, Cypress Hill’s too obvious. Besides, Cab’s a great morning pick-me-up!
+100 cocktails and 50 “hidey-hidey-hos” to you, O.
I still say they didn’t want to risk a Perilloux shoot-em-up if the LA legislature votes to allow guns on campus.
by the croominator on May 2, 2008 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
Me thinks Cab sired Prince and The Joker. Hidey hidey ho, motherfuckers!
by Never Saw Molly Hatchet on May 2, 2008 11:26 AM EDT reply actions
Aw, MCab, Cypress Hill would be the easy-cheesy hit number. Cab…..the man……now that’s sublime.
A quadrillion oreos and a bag of Doritos to you, Orson (no need for cocktails after the stickiest of the icky). Pure Genius (with capital letters).
Good Luck, Les. (not really……..)
by Benny Lava on May 3, 2008 7:40 AM EDT reply actions
That jam Cab was kickin’ could easily be covered by Metallica, matter of fact, Cabs band could be the great great grandfathers of speed metal, or at least Sevendust , with the black lead singer and all…
by Mr Pelican Pants on May 3, 2008 12:16 PM EDT reply actions
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