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1
SmoothJimmyApollo says:
Who dat?
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
2
socalbryan says:
are we supposed to figure this out with 20 questions? If so, let me begin by asking whether he plays offense or defense.
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:30 am
3
duhduhdee says:
yeah whats the dealio orson/spencer/megatron?
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:34 am
4
Joshua says:
I know nutting! Nutting Herr Colonel!!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:46 am
5
shovel pass says:
Wait a minute. He’s in the off season. Can we really comment on this?
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:31 am
6
Whiny EDSBS Fan says:
Where’s my bunda?!! Whaaa! Whaaa !
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:43 am
7
ChrisL says:
The only possibility that turns up on a Google News search for “football” “marijuana” is Preston Parker at FSU. Although there is nothing about him getting booted (yet), just arrested for weed and gunz.
“Football” “Drug Test” turns up news of Quincy Carter getting signed by an Arena League team. Which is fun for a different reason.
Google Blog Search suggests drug testing shenanigans went down at Colorado and tOSU. And that Colorado considers (or at least considered, allegedly) cheerleaders varsity athletes for the purposes of drug testing, so that they can test enough varsity athletes to keep the NCAA happy without actually having to kick people off for positives.
In conclusion, searching for “Football” “marijuana” is a pretty awesome thing to do.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 am
8
Sullivan says:
Who dat who say ‘who dat’ when I says ‘who dat?’
Sorry. Buckwheat and the Lil’ Rascals has that effect on me.
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:25 am
9
Cock D says:
Sheeeeeeit. He’s as awsome in that clip as he was in the Blues Brothers.
Cab Rules.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:03 am
10
RaginCajunRebel says:
Ahh, strange winds are blowing…I thought news would have hit already, but it’s only 7 am CST. Time will tell.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:15 am
11
Clem says:
I’m voting for that one-man Fulmer SWAT team, the perilous one himself — Ryan Perrilloux!
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:19 am
12
Bama93 says:
#11 – RP is obviously the odds on favorite, no doubt. Always a fan of the underdog, I’m going with Tebow.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:39 am
13
OhioDawg says:
It was JIMMY Clausen. He stole some of Coach Weis’s kine bud, but didn’t know that coach ran with the devil. They found JIMMY in the grotto naked. By the time the PCP wore off, JIMMY was off the team.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:41 am
14
TigerNacho says:
This is stickied to the top of tigerdroppings.com – the main LSU forum.
“AGAIN, RUMORS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED ON THE BOARD.”
It was posted there late last night. It’s been my experience that the mostly true rumors are the ones that get banned the fastest.
It could be another sad week in Tigertown. I’m pulling for Tebow, who’s a 100-1 shot. But I’m prayin’ hard.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:43 am
15
C says:
Miles doesn’t have the cajones to fire RP. He’d be dead in the water without him next year.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:48 am
16
ChemE93 says:
It’s a much better chance that it’s Tebow than Perriloux.
Yes, Tebow may be a 1:1000 shot, but Perriloux can’t get kicked off the team despite his best efforts. Weed won’t do it. Irreversible incarceration or death might.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 am
17
Mark says:
This is why I check here for news in the morning. All Scarborough wants to talk about is the economy and some election.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:57 am
18
CardsFan922 says:
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/messagetopic.asp?p=8048973
As of this post, that thread has not been deleted/locked. Says it was on the radio that it was in fact Ryan P.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 am
19
Dave says:
Woooo! Andrew Hatch!! Harvard transfer starting at LSU!!! Woooooooo!!!!
Is it too early for a siren?
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:05 am
20
TomahawkFlop says:
Ryan Perriloux it is. AP now reporting it.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:06 am
21
Crabapple Buck says:
I propose that all of RP’s points count, regardless of his affiliation. After all, to deny LSU would disenfranchise them from the Fulmer Cup.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:11 am
22
Brian Reggie F'n Nelson says:
Cab is awesome. That is all.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:12 am
23
SAWB says:
ESPN reporting now – Perriloux be gone.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:12 am
24
Brian Reggie Fn Nelson says:
BREAKING NEWS:
Cab Calloway is awesome.
…
That is all. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled $60 million failure.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:15 am
25
Joshua says:
I am really happy
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:16 am
26
Joshua says:
Seriously, I wanted this idiot gone. I hope this is true.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:16 am
27
Crimson Eagle says:
TWWL has posted a one-sentence AP article on Da Head Bussa getting the axe from LSU:
NEW ORLEANS — LSU says coach Les Miles has kicked quarterback Ryan Perrilloux off the team.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 am
28
TigerNacho says:
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux has been dismissed from the team.
Head coach Les Miles says that Perrilloux “didn’t fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete.” He is declining additional comment.
LSU said Friday that Perrilloux is expected to finish out the spring semester at the school.
Perrilloux ran up against the law and team discipline with regularity at LSU. He was on the fringe of a counterfeiting investigation and was caught trying to enter a Baton Rouge casino with a false identification. That got him suspended all of last summer.
He also was involved in a fracas at a nightclub in November, but he was cleared of wrongdoing.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:19 am
29
Dave says:
It’s true: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3378148
Quote: Coach Les Miles said Perrilloux, who had been suspended three times in his college career, “didn’t fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete,” but did not offer details.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:20 am
30
Pants McPants says:
Wow. I wonder how many people he killed.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:31 am
31
CK says:
kid could play, but no one is more important than the team. this was a long time coming but is probably the right decision. better now than in august.
still…f-ck.
i cant wait for ryan to deal me 16 every effing hand at Harrahs.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:34 am
32
ChemE93 says:
Prayers sent to the families of the victims.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 am
33
Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart says:
Gee, I guess we are gong to see him finishing the season complaining about the weakness of his drink at the Baton Rouge Hollywood Casino’s $5 blackjack table. The poll speaks truth.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:38 am
34
kleph says:
and, suddenly, the sec west is completely up for grabs.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 am
35
Dave says:
#33 – Depending on where and how he got his stuff, the “Hiding from the federales in Oaxaca” could make a late run for the championship.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:03 am
36
Jack Mihoff says:
While I love Cab, I believe the more appropriate song choice here is Afroman.
I was gonna get paid $60 mil but then I got high. Was gonna play in th NFL, but then I got high. Now I’m dealing blackjack and I now why….
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 am
37
MCab says:
O, you post this and not a Cypress Hill video? I’m throwing you off of the HMS Ultraviolet Dreams.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:11 am
38
the croominator says:
Eh, Cypress Hill’s too obvious. Besides, Cab’s a great morning pick-me-up!
+100 cocktails and 50 “hidey-hidey-hos” to you, O.
I still say they didn’t want to risk a Perilloux shoot-em-up if the LA legislature votes to allow guns on campus.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:20 am
39
Never Saw Molly Hatchet says:
Me thinks Cab sired Prince and The Joker. Hidey hidey ho, motherfuckers!
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am
40
JB says:
Cab Calloway? 100 blunts to you, sir!
Suck it, LSU.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
41
Benny Lava says:
Aw, MCab, Cypress Hill would be the easy-cheesy hit number. Cab…..the man……now that’s sublime.
A quadrillion oreos and a bag of Doritos to you, Orson (no need for cocktails after the stickiest of the icky). Pure Genius (with capital letters).
Good Luck, Les. (not really……..)
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:40 am
42
Mr Pelican Pants says:
That jam Cab was kickin’ could easily be covered by Metallica, matter of fact, Cabs band could be the great great grandfathers of speed metal, or at least Sevendust , with the black lead singer and all…
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 am