PERRILLOUX: GONE

Why reference the 90’s when you could reference 2 seasons ago and Urban giving me multiple drug tests until I finally passed one?

I just moved a sure loss into a possible loss on the Cocks schedule. Nice!

One step closer to that Casino and that weak drink. Too bad now he wont have any booster money to play with. Oh well there is always Equatorial Guinea.

jpbiscuit told me of this last night. I had my doubts, not because I doubted that he failed a drug test, just that Miles would finally kick him off.

So RP getting the boot b/c of a drug test is kind of like Capone getting locked up for tax evasion, right? I mean, kinda funny, isn’t it? He’s probably got the bodies of 2 Plank Road hookers in his closet, covered only by counterfeit bills…but that weed got him.

goodbye lsu….hello angola mid 2009!!!

All of his actions so far seem to indicate he was trying to get kicked out of school. Maybe he can borrow the president’s “Mission Accomplished” banner for the occasion.

The only question now is, which small school will take him in to try to “help him get back on the right path”? June Jones at SMU? Dooley’s son at LA Tech? Maybe he’ll become the next EA cover boy from Boise State. The possibilities are endless, my friends.

OK, everyone who’s surprised, please raise your hands. Anyone? Beuller? Beuller?

Football was distracting from his terrorist hunting duties.
Now that he has the free time, he should team up with Limas Sweed and use his international counterfeiting ring to fund the Rogue Empire and bring the world to its very knees!

If RP had somehow made it to the NFL level, there is no doubt that he would never have to worry about where he would sleep, or if he would eat.

When he’s drafted for the Angola football team, not much will change: meals are covered, bed is provided. I guess the only question will be whether he finds marital bliss with some guy named Rock.

I quote the great philosopher, Bugs Bunny: “What a maroon!”

Nick Saban definitely has time for this shit.

>The only question now is, which small school will take him in to >try to “help him get back on the right path”?

He’s talking to Saban right now.

RCR, agreed. I figured it would have involved some sort of elaborate attempt to overthrow the government or smuggling ancient Mayan articfacts across foreign borders that would have brought RP down eventually.

Finally!

So we’re just gonna let the terrorists win?

God dammit, he was good for at least one Corrections item a week.

Loose Canadian drug laws + wacky three-down football + strong exchange rate = silver lining in Winnipeg?

@9

omg… a toast to you, sir… nice ring from 2004…. oooooo. sry. that was completely unintentional…

you will rule the SEC with burns. spread. midgets. suitcases. sociology.

oh, i left out the most famous: BARN!

Ugh. Just got a sinking feeling in my stomach, like syrup of ipecac, because that makes the Boogs the favorites in the West now. Shit.

Getting kicked of the LSU team for rules infractions is kind of like Shane MacGowan getting kicked out of The Pogues for drinking too much. It completely defies the ability of mind to comprehend but, somehow, it came to pass.

How’d you get kicked off the team on summer break ?/

Damn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Chris Rock’s annoying ass voice.

If you get dismissed off the team do you still have to sit out a year before starting for RichRod?

@18…that would be Chris Tucker.

I’m fairly certain he left the team to focus on his studies.

CURIOUS TIMING ALERT!!!

Miles and his offensive staff must’ve had a big pow-wow after spring practice and decided that they could win 10 games with the nameless backup at QB.

P.S. — You know what this post needs? A siren. I demand MORE SIREN!

He’s off to H-burg. He and Afroman are collaborating on a new joint, “Because I got high (ver 2.0).” Ricky Williams will be in on it, plus every lawya you ever heard of.

OK, I’m taking bets as to where Perrilloux will end up next.

Arkansas Razorbacks — 70:1
Miami Hurricanes — 25:1
Southeastern Louisiana Lions — 15:1
Florida A&M Rattlers — 10:1
Bossier-Shreveport Battle Wings: 5:1
Fort Worth Regulators — 3.5:1
Sudanese People’s Liberation Army — 5:3

Garcia and RP will be in Tijuana having drinks waiting on Charlie Weiss to give them a call cause he is tired of speedo-boy!

DevilGrad @ 14 – I don’t know how to break it to you, but the favorable exchange rate isn’t quite what it used to be. About the only advantage to Perriloux of moving to Canada is saving the shipping costs on British Columbia’s finest herbal output.

Well, damn. He was always good for a laugh in the offseason. What am I going to point and laugh at now until August? I haven’t been this sad since Da Coach O went to the NFL.

HOLLAHPOSSUMHOLLAHYOYOYOYOFOOBAWYOUBEEBAW!

RCR,

I agree it’s strange that the weed got him. Whatever, I’m glad. Check my blog for thoughts. How’s the law over in N.I.?

The tragedy is that the Deep South is losing all its characters. First, The Orgeron and now RP. I blame pinko athiests and Jim Delaney.

Jerry Jones and Al Davis have been seen standing outside RPs front door.

He could also goto to Kansas, where drug tests are conveniently ignored.

Cab Calloway is still awesome, by the way.

The tragedy is that the Deep South is losing all its characters. First, The Orgeron and now RP.

At least we’ve still got Houston Dale Nutt. But you’re right, we’re running on strategic reserves right now.

Guess his prophetic statements about winning multiple Heismans never came to fruition…Tebow, on the other hand…

So, any bets on when the PLOI shows up in Red Stick?

I still can’t believe the Hat kicked him off the team.

This is a significant blow to LSU’s shot at the Fulmer Cup.

I also think Kansas would be a safe fit.

Next stop… if not LSU again, then Grambling or some other I-AA HBCU where he’ll play right away so he can jump to the pros (and be promptly ignored).

But he won’t be at Texas Southern because they got the kid who was at the root of “I’m a MAN, I’m 40!” now.

Oh, and also, dude:

Somewhere Mack Brown is heaving a big ole Texas-sized sigh of relief that he dodged that bullet!

I’ll believe it if it holds in Sept. Expect both Les and RP to be “boosterized” this summer with miraculous conversions occurring and “final chances” being issued. There is no end to ’forgiveness" in the land of the coonass.

Perrilloux leaving just makes me …sad.

@ 21

All wrong. He’s already on a plane to the Afghanistan-Pakistan border. He will find bin Laden. God speed, RP, god speed.

Is Ryan Perrilloux a rich man’s Quincy Carter, or was Quincy a poor man’s Perrilloux?

I think RP will surface at Marshall where he will go on to give the NCAA its first 300 lb QB

I have mixed emotions…on the one hand, RP @ LSU was a wonderfully unstable situation…you never knew what would happen next, either in the offseason or during a game. On the other hand, how can one guy slide on every headline making debacle he creates…I am caught doing any one thing that guy was in the middle of and I am shipped off never to be heard from again…Mrs. sb sends out a search party with orders to find me dead or not at all. My favorite dawg-exes would no longer pine for their escaped Gator…but until now RP was teflon.

I will bet a $100 donation to the EDSBS Bowl that RP starts at LSU this year…

1. blazin — I think Necktucky alumni Jared Lorenzen already holds that distinction.

Free at last, free at last. Thank The Hat I’m free at last.

I heard that door slamming and thought it was a VBIED.

Just gone or is he gone, gone, gone?

Until I see his MNC ring up on eBay, I can’t be sure.

Get your Independence Bowl tickets now, LSU fans!

It is like the mob- they always go down for mail fraud….or weed.

I am glad that Les set such a good example by booting probably his most important player (hardest to replace right now atleast). Kudos to him. Winning is not the most important thing.

1. It would not surprise me either, to see RP playing for LSU this fall.

Oh Boy, multiple comments:

Dave K. @ 42 – Me too. I at least wanted to get a #11 jersey to replace the one American Airlines lost a few years back. But then again, I did tell Peter Bean on the show two weeks ago that I thought RP would be gone before the season started.

sb @ 46 – I’ll take that bet. I’ll bet $100 to the EDSBS Bowl Sponsor Fund that he doesn’t start for LSU this year. If he does, I’ll have the pennies all nicely rolled up to give to Orson.

Whiny EDSBS Fan @ 50 – That’s exactly the bowl they are likely headed to (either it or the Papa John’s.com Bowl, the new entry for the conference). With RP, they could have contended for the Cap One, Gator, or Cotton.

Oops, missed one:

T-Bird @ 52 – Les Miles did the right thing. He tried to be patient as much as he could, but he couldn’t sacrifice the overall principle of the team any further. With the ink drying on the revised contract and the bonus money in the bank, he knew he could make another bold move, even if this one costs the team in the short term.

Qunicy Carter was on Ecstasy and weed.
Perrilloux is going to Alabama.