PERRILLOUX: GONE
The reefer man post was angling for Perrilloux rumors confirmation. None needed: the AP is reporting that Perrilloux is gone at last, having set fire to Les Miles house, eaten his dog, and then flossing his teeth with Mrs. Miles gold tennis bracelets failed a drug test, according to our sources.
This means that Perrilloux didn’t just fail one test, of course: at Florida back in the 90s, Jason Williams failed no fewer than ten tests before he got the boot. We suspect the same range of drug testing leniency applied to the immensely talented AND stupid Perrilloux, as in RYAN WE ARE TESTING YOU IN A WEEK HERE’S SOME GOLDENSEAL AND A JUG OF WATER MIGHT WANT TO USE THESE HINT HINT HINT.
Good luck, sixty motherfucking million dollar man! It was fun knowing you. With Perrilloux, LSU was starting the season at the forty fucking yard line.
Without him, they’re on the 20 with everyone else at best.
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meg says:
It is like the mob- they always go down for mail fraud….or weed.
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:11 pm
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T-Bird says:
I am glad that Les set such a good example by booting probably his most important player (hardest to replace right now atleast). Kudos to him. Winning is not the most important thing.
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
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M says:
#46 It would not surprise me either, to see RP playing for LSU this fall.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
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Studley says:
Oh Boy, multiple comments:
Dave K. @ 42 – Me too. I at least wanted to get a #11 jersey to replace the one American Airlines lost a few years back. But then again, I did tell Peter Bean on the show two weeks ago that I thought RP would be gone before the season started.
sb @ 46 – I’ll take that bet. I’ll bet $100 to the EDSBS Bowl Sponsor Fund that he doesn’t start for LSU this year. If he does, I’ll have the pennies all nicely rolled up to give to Orson.
Whiny EDSBS Fan @ 50 – That’s exactly the bowl they are likely headed to (either it or the Papa John’s.com Bowl, the new entry for the conference). With RP, they could have contended for the Cap One, Gator, or Cotton.
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:13 pm
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Studley says:
Oops, missed one:
T-Bird @ 52 – Les Miles did the right thing. He tried to be patient as much as he could, but he couldn’t sacrifice the overall principle of the team any further. With the ink drying on the revised contract and the bonus money in the bank, he knew he could make another bold move, even if this one costs the team in the short term.
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
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Big Tex says:
Qunicy Carter was on Ecstasy and weed.
Perrilloux is going to Alabama.
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:03 am