FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: LADIES OF SCIENCE FICTION
Quick! Cheesecake before the weekend in the form of Ladies of Science Fiction. Apologies of the lack of Natasha Henstridge: we could not find a picture of her where she was not completely naked and/or disemboweling someone with her alien tentaclejaws.
Carrie Fisher in a metal bikini. Natch.

Proof of the value of a good outfit: Fisher was not that hot, per se, but rather on a leash and scantily clad. Fucked up two generations of young men who destroyed countless drapes, hangers, and soldering irons attempting to craft identical outfit for spouse.
Jeri Ryan, Star Trek Lucrative Spinoff

Yes, she was on Deep Space Nine. She also got into this outfit once for some reason, and her glamazon glory is what matters most here, not how you actually found her, nerd.
Famke Janssen

Not just notable for giving the right amount of measured distance to the fractured soul of Jean Grey in X-Men, but also for having an extremely nice ass. That’s fresh papparazzo kill up there from the Sex And the City premiere, meaning she’s in top form at this very instant.
Angela Bassett, but only in Strange Days.

The boots, the guns, the fact that a character pulls a gun on her, pulls the trigger, and when it clicks harmlessly she looks down and calmly says “Safety’s on.” It’s a moment of hotness for her and a figure-hugging limo driver’s outfit that won’t quit the entire film.
Grace Park, Battlestar Galactica

A renaissance woman in that she is on the cerebral, dark BG, but will also pose in very little clothing for money to further her career. The boots are strictly utilitarian, btw.









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meatybob says:
Sometimes, Asian women ass is just soo fargen perfect. Not much upstairs, but ….shit! What an ass!
BTW, you should have had the blonde in Sea Lab 2020. or 2021. That bitch is fine.
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
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Last Dragon says:
shoulda, woulda, coulda. I’m content with this collection.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
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John says:
BTW, anyone looking for a hilariously cheesy rip-off of Species, watch “Candy Stripers.” I watched in OnDemand the other day.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
Excellent Orson, especially Miss Park.
Just so you know, I called off the wildcat strike against Swindle Industries (NYSE BNDA) among my IBBC (International Brotherhood of Blogging Commentators) brethren. As the Union rep. and Chief Shop Steward, I sincerely hope we can work out these delays without resorting to arbitration.
Fraternally yours,
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
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TigerNacho says:
My dork is hard.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
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southernmost says:
Jerri Ryan was on Voyager. The hot babe on DS9 had spots.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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jfwells says:
Bravo! Surprised that you don’t have a photo of Tricia Helfer and Rekha Sharma as well, but that might be too much BSG.
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:14 pm
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sb says:
Ah…nicely done…another effort not limited to SA Bunda…not that there is anything wrong with that…just that I like to vicariously spread my seed over a larger gene pool. Strangely enough, I have, one time, had too much of a good thing and the lack of it since has scarred me for life.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
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GamecockTony says:
Now that many of you have proven your dorkatude with the corrections, can we all just agree on the hotness?
I thought Grace Park was an LPGA player.. .boy was I wrong.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:57 pm
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Futbawl Fan says:
coulda reached into the past – Lt Uhura
shoulda gone further south – Aeryn Sun (Claudia Black)
woulda been better with something German – Zev/Xev Bellringer (Eva Habermann/Xenia Seeberg)
but I damn sure don’t understand leaving out… Barbarella… she may be old now, but when she did that movie (and that intro scene) it was solid heat baby
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
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Stephen says:
Carrie Fisher was incredibly hot in the Blues Brothers but drugged her way out of hot in a hurry. After hearing the way her mind works describing her mom Debbie Reynold’s relationship with her dad, Eddie Fisher, in the Aristocrats, I’m inclined to give her another chance no matter how rough she looks…
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:03 pm
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VandyJ says:
100 ROMULAN ALES to you, nerd boy.
I’ll be in my bunk.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
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Eirishis says:
#6 – thanks for doing the dirty work so I didn’t need to admit that it was Terry Farrell on DS9, Jeri Ryan on Voyager.
[wonders how he ever got laid]
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
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Erik says:
Best part of Star Wars, right there.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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scalz1 says:
No Barbarella ?
Travesty.
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
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the croominator says:
You call this Ladies of Sci Fi and leave out Dana Scully herself, Gillian Anderson? For shame…
http://www.joinjoe.de/Gallery/Girls/gillian4/Bilder/Gillian%20Anderson%20064.jpg
You’re welcome.
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 am
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Southern Papa says:
I still think Famke Janssen was the most scintillating and terrifying Bond Girl ever – Xenia Oonatopp. I’d love to die like that!
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:30 am
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Mark says:
How about an Honorable Mention for Erin Gray on Buck Rogers.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:31 am
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Harvey says:
We’re welcome for what, #16? Her neck looks broken.
Thanks for nothing.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:40 am
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burt77 says:
famke… oh my Lord… yeah, the heine is sitting on perfection, but that look…. holy smokes…
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:52 am
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burt77 says:
oh, and many thanks, Holly…
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 am
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Anonymous IV says:
Padme
http://simonz.co.hu/wallp/ep2/800/geo-padme3.jpg
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:49 am
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Boozy McHound says:
#1 – Debbie is hot, but a total slut.
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
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MCab says:
Famke was delicious in Rounders. I know a girl who reminds me of her, height and all. Am I the only one who really likes tall women?
May 3rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
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hailstate says:
What? No Milla Jovovich from the Sixth Element?
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
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El Hombre says:
Jeri Ryan also single-handedly brought down a Republican challenger to Barack Obama in his Senate election (also known as her husband, who wanted to do kinky activities with her), which caused the GOP to practically award the election to the Dems by putting up Alan Keyes.
For altering the American political timeline, I thank you, Ms. Ryan.
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:31 pm
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johnny utah says:
low fat cheesecake? where da latin women at?
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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UgasTexan says:
Famke Janssen is the number two Bond Babe ever. Right behind Jill St. John.
Orson, you can save the Bond Girls for one of those “get it done at the last minute” bunda days.
I’ve seen parts of one (the first) of the new Battlestar Galactica. I was floored by Tricia Helfer’s hotness.
I habitually watched X Files. And, as a card carrying member of Generation X, Gillian Anderson’s absence has renewed my cynicism.
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:38 pm
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Raider Red says:
No, MCab, you’re not the only one. But then again, I’m 6′4″.
Natasha Henstridge = hottest alien ever.
I also dig Amanda Tapping, even if she does keep her clothes on.
Non-sequiter: Throw in Stacey Dales, and three of my top ten are tall Canadian blondes. My wife may not let me go to Vancouver for the 2010 Olympics after all.
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
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Bama93 says:
Firefly anyone? I got the DVD of the series randomly for Xmas a few years ago and the brunette made the show.
http://browncoats.com/index.php?ContentID=42e30a03c5c43
May 4th, 2008 at 11:23 am
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Mo Claretts' cellmate says:
The chick on the new Terminator series makes me wish I had a robot.
Well, I ‘ve actually always wanted a robot.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
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Der Schatten says:
I’m feeling ya’ #26, but Carrie Fischer in a fucking slave leash CAN NOT be denied
May 4th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
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Adam West's Chauffeur says:
I bent my wookie.
May 4th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
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MCab says:
#25 – Alan Keyes? Damn, did they really want to lose that bad?
May 4th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
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Scalz1 says:
#33
But did you force choke the wookie?
May 5th, 2008 at 7:04 am
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Bandobras says:
#12
Nice Firefly reference.
May 5th, 2008 at 7:18 am
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wooderson says:
Grace Park is your choice from BSG?
FAIL.
Clearly you misspelled Tricia Helfer and/or Katee Sackhoff.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:30 am
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sithkhan says:
Nothing from Cleopatra 2525? Ugh.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:23 am