FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: LADIES OF SCIENCE FICTION

by Orson on May 2, 2008 5:51 PM EDT

Quick! Cheesecake before the weekend in the form of Ladies of Science Fiction. Apologies of the lack of Natasha Henstridge: we could not find a picture of her where she was not completely naked and/or disemboweling someone with her alien tentaclejaws.

Carrie Fisher in a metal bikini. Natch.

Proof of the value of a good outfit: Fisher was not that hot, per se, but rather on a leash and scantily clad. Fucked up two generations of young men who destroyed countless drapes, hangers, and soldering irons attempting to craft identical outfit for spouse.

Jeri Ryan, Star Trek Lucrative Spinoff

Yes, she was on Deep Space Nine. She also got into this outfit once for some reason, and her glamazon glory is what matters most here, not how you actually found her, nerd.

Famke Janssen

Not just notable for giving the right amount of measured distance to the fractured soul of Jean Grey in X-Men, but also for having an extremely nice ass. That's fresh papparazzo kill up there from the Sex And the City premiere, meaning she's in top form at this very instant.

Angela Bassett, but only in Strange Days.

The boots, the guns, the fact that a character pulls a gun on her, pulls the trigger, and when it clicks harmlessly she looks down and calmly says "Safety's on." It's a moment of hotness for her and a figure-hugging limo driver's outfit that won't quit the entire film.

Grace Park, Battlestar Galactica

A renaissance woman in that she is on the cerebral, dark BG, but will also pose in very little clothing for money to further her career. The boots are strictly utilitarian, btw.

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Sometimes, Asian women ass is just soo fargen perfect. Not much upstairs, but ….shit! What an ass!

BTW, you should have had the blonde in Sea Lab 2020. or 2021. That bitch is fine.

by meatybob on May 2, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions

shoulda, woulda, coulda. I’m content with this collection.

by Last Dragon on May 2, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions

BTW, anyone looking for a hilariously cheesy rip-off of Species, watch “Candy Stripers.” I watched in OnDemand the other day.

by John on May 2, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions

Excellent Orson, especially Miss Park.

Just so you know, I called off the wildcat strike against Swindle Industries (NYSE BNDA) among my IBBC (International Brotherhood of Blogging Commentators) brethren. As the Union rep. and Chief Shop Steward, I sincerely hope we can work out these delays without resorting to arbitration.

Fraternally yours,

by hunglikehussain on May 2, 2008 6:21 PM EDT reply actions

My dork is hard.

by TigerNacho on May 2, 2008 6:44 PM EDT reply actions

Jerri Ryan was on Voyager. The hot babe on DS9 had spots.

by southernmost on May 2, 2008 6:47 PM EDT reply actions

Bravo! Surprised that you don’t have a photo of Tricia Helfer and Rekha Sharma as well, but that might be too much BSG.

by jfwells on May 2, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions

Ah…nicely done…another effort not limited to SA Bunda…not that there is anything wrong with that…just that I like to vicariously spread my seed over a larger gene pool. Strangely enough, I have, one time, had too much of a good thing and the lack of it since has scarred me for life.

by sb on May 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions

Now that many of you have proven your dorkatude with the corrections, can we all just agree on the hotness?

I thought Grace Park was an LPGA player.. .boy was I wrong.

by GamecockTony on May 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions

coulda reached into the past – Lt Uhura

shoulda gone further south – Aeryn Sun (Claudia Black)

woulda been better with something German – Zev/Xev Bellringer (Eva Habermann/Xenia Seeberg)

but I damn sure don’t understand leaving out… Barbarella… she may be old now, but when she did that movie (and that intro scene) it was solid heat baby

by Futbawl Fan on May 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions

Carrie Fisher was incredibly hot in the Blues Brothers but drugged her way out of hot in a hurry. After hearing the way her mind works describing her mom Debbie Reynold’s relationship with her dad, Eddie Fisher, in the Aristocrats, I’m inclined to give her another chance no matter how rough she looks…

by Stephen on May 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions

100 ROMULAN ALES to you, nerd boy.

I’ll be in my bunk.

by VandyJ on May 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions

- thanks for doing the dirty work so I didn’t need to admit that it was Terry Farrell on DS9, Jeri Ryan on Voyager.

[wonders how he ever got laid]

by Eirishis on May 2, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions

Best part of Star Wars, right there.

by Erik on May 2, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions

No Barbarella ?
Travesty.

by scalz1 on May 2, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions

You call this Ladies of Sci Fi and leave out Dana Scully herself, Gillian Anderson? For shame…

http://www.joinjoe.de/Gallery/Girls/gillian4/Bilder/Gillian%20Anderson%20064.jpg

You’re welcome.

by the croominator on May 3, 2008 1:46 AM EDT reply actions

I still think Famke Janssen was the most scintillating and terrifying Bond Girl ever – Xenia Oonatopp. I’d love to die like that!

by Southern Papa on May 3, 2008 7:30 AM EDT reply actions

How about an Honorable Mention for Erin Gray on Buck Rogers.

by Mark on May 3, 2008 7:31 AM EDT reply actions

We’re welcome for what, #16? Her neck looks broken.

Thanks for nothing.

by Harvey on May 3, 2008 7:40 AM EDT reply actions

famke… oh my Lord… yeah, the heine is sitting on perfection, but that look…. holy smokes…

by burt77 on May 3, 2008 9:52 AM EDT reply actions

oh, and many thanks, Holly…

by burt77 on May 3, 2008 9:53 AM EDT reply actions

Padme

http://simonz.co.hu/wallp/ep2/800/geo-padme3.jpg

by Anonymous IV on May 3, 2008 10:49 AM EDT reply actions

- Debbie is hot, but a total slut.

by Boozy McHound on May 3, 2008 11:19 AM EDT reply actions

Famke was delicious in Rounders. I know a girl who reminds me of her, height and all. Am I the only one who really likes tall women?

by MCab on May 3, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

What? No Milla Jovovich from the Sixth Element?

by hailstate on May 3, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions

Jeri Ryan also single-handedly brought down a Republican challenger to Barack Obama in his Senate election (also known as her husband, who wanted to do kinky activities with her), which caused the GOP to practically award the election to the Dems by putting up Alan Keyes.

For altering the American political timeline, I thank you, Ms. Ryan.

by El Hombre on May 3, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions

low fat cheesecake? where da latin women at?

by johnny utah on May 3, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions

Famke Janssen is the number two Bond Babe ever. Right behind Jill St. John.

Orson, you can save the Bond Girls for one of those “get it done at the last minute” bunda days.

I’ve seen parts of one (the first) of the new Battlestar Galactica. I was floored by Tricia Helfer’s hotness.

I habitually watched X Files. And, as a card carrying member of Generation X, Gillian Anderson’s absence has renewed my cynicism.

by UgasTexan on May 3, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions

No, MCab, you’re not the only one. But then again, I’m 6’4".

Natasha Henstridge = hottest alien ever.

I also dig Amanda Tapping, even if she does keep her clothes on.

Non-sequiter: Throw in Stacey Dales, and three of my top ten are tall Canadian blondes. My wife may not let me go to Vancouver for the 2010 Olympics after all.

by Raider Red on May 3, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions