WANT A SNACK?
Nick Saban: Hey, Urb.
Urban Meyer: Yeah, Nick.
Nick: Hungry?
Urban: For victory.
(They laugh heartily and give each other the hand-to-elbow Beastmaster gladiator handshake.)
Nick: No, really. Want a snack?
Urban: Sure, Nick. That's nice of you.
Nick: No problem. Just check in that basket down there.
Urban: Okay, whatcha got in there---

Urban: MMPHHGGGHHHH GGOOOOOD HAAAALPPMGHPHHH!!!!
FulmerCase: FACECOOKIE NOM NOM NOM!!!
(Hey, the guy who invented acid just died. We had to do some tribute to him. LSUFreek, brilliant as always.)
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I recoiled. At least I didn’t shriek or anything. Good GAWD.
by DC Trojan on Apr 30, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
We must all bow to the greatness that is LSUFreek. Good God, I didn’t think Fat Phil could move that fast.
by Adam on Apr 30, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions
#4, I’m pretty sure it takes incredible amounts of skill just to make images of Phil Fulmer move that fast.
by Chips O'Toole on Apr 30, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
F’ing brilliant LSUFreek. You should start a blog out of your mother’s basement or something …
by Brian is hung like Reggie F'n Nelson on Apr 30, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
i saw this in the ER last night. case report. turns out is was a kid from the texas polygamist compound and we had to put it down quickly. killed three staff.
by 911doc on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
Priceless expression there on Saban
Someone tell Buzz that THIS is what makes sports blogging relevant, journalism be damned
by 3rd on Apr 30, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, that was skeery shit rot thar.
By the way, is it me, or did Greenhorn Hillstrand on Time Bandit last night in his hood sweatshirt look like Urban Meyer?
by Out of Conference on Apr 30, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions
And here is the Saban Source which is a thread on EDSBS all unto itself.
by NewAZTiger on Apr 30, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
LSUFreak – I salute you sir
Albert Hoffman made it to 102. Am I doing something wrong? or not enough?
by Rzbker1974 on Apr 30, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
so i’m guessing Urban didn’t make his saving throw.
by pluckandgritt on May 1, 2008 1:05 AM EDT reply actions
No lie. I was reading this and Scream by Michael Jackson came on my ipod, on shuffle, at the exact moment the Fulmer image loaded. BWAHAHAHA.
by Matt on May 1, 2008 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
LSD-25. Can’t beat it. Period.
Thank you, Dr. Hofmann.
by Allahver Fist on May 1, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

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