WANT A SNACK?
Nick Saban: Hey, Urb.
Urban Meyer: Yeah, Nick.
Nick: Hungry?
Urban: For victory.
(They laugh heartily and give each other the hand-to-elbow Beastmaster gladiator handshake.)
Nick: No, really. Want a snack?
Urban: Sure, Nick. That’s nice of you.
Nick: No problem. Just check in that basket down there.
Urban: Okay, whatcha got in there—
Urban: MMPHHGGGHHHH GGOOOOOD HAAAALPPMGHPHHH!!!!
FulmerCase: FACECOOKIE NOM NOM NOM!!!
(Hey, the guy who invented acid just died. We had to do some tribute to him. LSUFreek, brilliant as always.)
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zzgator says:
Powdered donuts….yummmm.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
IT’S ALLLIIIVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Burp.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I recoiled. At least I didn’t shriek or anything. Good GAWD.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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Adam says:
We must all bow to the greatness that is LSUFreek. Good God, I didn’t think Fat Phil could move that fast.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
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Chips O'Toole says:
#4, I’m pretty sure it takes incredible amounts of skill just to make images of Phil Fulmer move that fast.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
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Brian is hung like Reggie F'n Nelson says:
F’ing brilliant LSUFreek. You should start a blog out of your mother’s basement or something …
April 30th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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911doc says:
i saw this in the ER last night. case report. turns out is was a kid from the texas polygamist compound and we had to put it down quickly. killed three staff.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
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3rd says:
Priceless expression there on Saban
Someone tell Buzz that THIS is what makes sports blogging relevant, journalism be damned
April 30th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Damn, that was skeery shit rot thar.
By the way, is it me, or did Greenhorn Hillstrand on Time Bandit last night in his hood sweatshirt look like Urban Meyer?
April 30th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
And here is the Saban Source which is a thread on EDSBS all unto itself.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
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Rzbker1974 says:
LSUFreak – I salute you sir
Albert Hoffman made it to 102. Am I doing something wrong? or not enough?
April 30th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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Kerwin4two says:
Belial!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
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pluckandgritt says:
so i’m guessing Urban didn’t make his saving throw.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:05 am
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MoonDog says:
LOL – liked the inclusion of donuts.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:09 am
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Matt says:
No lie. I was reading this and Scream by Michael Jackson came on my ipod, on shuffle, at the exact moment the Fulmer image loaded. BWAHAHAHA.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:36 am
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Allahver Fist says:
LSD-25. Can’t beat it. Period.
Thank you, Dr. Hofmann.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm