WANT A SNACK?
Nick Saban: Hey, Urb.
Urban Meyer: Yeah, Nick.
Nick: Hungry?
Urban: For victory.
(They laugh heartily and give each other the hand-to-elbow Beastmaster gladiator handshake.)
Nick: No, really. Want a snack?
Urban: Sure, Nick. That’s nice of you.
Nick: No problem. Just check in that basket down there.
Urban: Okay, whatcha got in there—
Urban: MMPHHGGGHHHH GGOOOOOD HAAAALPPMGHPHHH!!!!
FulmerCase: FACECOOKIE NOM NOM NOM!!!
(Hey, the guy who invented acid just died. We had to do some tribute to him. LSUFreek, brilliant as always.)
Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference, ahhhspiders! by Orson Swindle
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Powdered donuts….yummmm.
Comment by zzgator — April 30, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
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IT’S ALLLIIIVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Burp.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — April 30, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
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I recoiled. At least I didn’t shriek or anything. Good GAWD.
Comment by DC Trojan — April 30, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
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We must all bow to the greatness that is LSUFreek. Good God, I didn’t think Fat Phil could move that fast.
Comment by Adam — April 30, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
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#4, I’m pretty sure it takes incredible amounts of skill just to make images of Phil Fulmer move that fast.
Comment by Chips O'Toole — April 30, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
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F’ing brilliant LSUFreek. You should start a blog out of your mother’s basement or something …
Comment by Brian is hung like Reggie F'n Nelson — April 30, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
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i saw this in the ER last night. case report. turns out is was a kid from the texas polygamist compound and we had to put it down quickly. killed three staff.
Comment by 911doc — April 30, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
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Priceless expression there on Saban
Someone tell Buzz that THIS is what makes sports blogging relevant, journalism be damned
Comment by 3rd — April 30, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
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Damn, that was skeery shit rot thar.
By the way, is it me, or did Greenhorn Hillstrand on Time Bandit last night in his hood sweatshirt look like Urban Meyer?
Comment by Out of Conference — April 30, 2008 @ 3:55 pm
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And here is the Saban Source which is a thread on EDSBS all unto itself.
Comment by NewAZTiger — April 30, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
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LSUFreak - I salute you sir
Albert Hoffman made it to 102. Am I doing something wrong? or not enough?
Comment by Rzbker1974 — April 30, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
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Belial!
Comment by Kerwin4two — April 30, 2008 @ 4:46 pm
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so i’m guessing Urban didn’t make his saving throw.
Comment by pluckandgritt — May 1, 2008 @ 12:05 am
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LOL - liked the inclusion of donuts.
Comment by MoonDog — May 1, 2008 @ 9:09 am
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No lie. I was reading this and Scream by Michael Jackson came on my ipod, on shuffle, at the exact moment the Fulmer image loaded. BWAHAHAHA.
Comment by Matt — May 1, 2008 @ 9:36 am
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LSD-25. Can’t beat it. Period.
Thank you, Dr. Hofmann.
Comment by Allahver Fist — May 1, 2008 @ 12:45 pm