Comments on: EDSBS LIVE: DRAFTY EDITION

By: Spazzy McGee

Spazzy McGee — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:37:52 +0000

1. Joe Ayoob
2. Kyle freaking Boller
3. A car that runs on rivalry hatred.
4. Those clicky-clack sign thingies from train stations in Europe, like in that Bourne movie. Put them everywhere. Everywhere.

By: Will (the other one)

Will (the other one) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:48:20 +0000

1. Quincy Carter
2. Jonathan Sullivan (seriously, first round pick, was very good his last year at UGA and he does jack and shit in NOLA)
3. Abs that don’t require special diets or working out to maintain (and have that “V” shape on the sides too.
4. Europe’s vacation policies and attitudes towards sex/nudity.
Because we’d all be happier with breasts on tv, less guilt after sex, and more time off.

By: Pants McPants

Pants McPants — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:27:27 +0000

Crabapple, while Clarett seems like an obvious choice, he did give us one stellar season and help us win an NC, so I think he showed his potential before freaking out.

I’d have to go with Mike D’Andrea, just ahead of Justin Zwick. Both were 5 stars who never panned out at all, D’Andrea was ranked the top defensive player in the country by some recruiting sources.

By: Dante

Dante — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:55:35 +0000

1. Quincy Carter
2. Quincy Carter
3. I’d like the ability to sucker millions in NFL signing money from teams who see me perform well at a few non-scrimmage football drills at a training combine. See Flacco for an example.
4. I’d like the BBC. Sure we can get BBC America but that’s like getting a BBC’s best-of as picked by someone who despises British television and then putting it on a one year delay.

By: Studley

Studley — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:32:50 +0000

My four answers:

1. Cecil “The Diesel” Collins – He had that breakout game and was part of the first Running Back-By-Commitee regime at LSU. Then he broke his leg and decided that sleepwalking into women’s bedrooms to cuddle would be awesome therapy for him, thus earning him the nickname, “Cuddle Monster”.

2. JaMarcus Russell – the jury is still out on him, and I really hope I’m proven wrong. While he has mad skills, he also has some annoying tendencies that cost LSU some games and almost blew a few others. I still can’t believe he was the top pick in ‘07 (I’m happy a Tiger has reached this plateau, I just can’t believe he was the one to do it).

3. Mind control – anytime, anywhere, anyone. I promise to use this power only for good. There are a few political leaders in this world who deserve to have me alter their thoughts, so we can stop being a world in crisis.

4. Cabo, Puerto Vallarta, Jamaica, and Switzerland. Lovely playgrounds, one and all. Simply bolt them on the four corners of this country, plug and play. In lieu of that, I’d like to import the Euro to replace the American Peso, I mean, Dollar. It’s time to go back to having a currency that doesn’t suck when you travel elsewhere (or buy anything here, for that matter).

By: Studley

Studley — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:03:17 +0000

SpookyJuice @ 49, 50 – You missed the best show ever IMO. Lots of sirens, sound effects, and cackling. Holly made a cameo appearance at the end.

By: MJRuffalo1

MJRuffalo1 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:16:54 +0000

1. This one is a no brainer, Whitney Lewis. He was the most highly touted recruit of USC’s recruiting clas that included 12 draft picks with 9 1st day picks and one more player who is projected 1st rounder for next year. such as Reggie Bush, Steve Smith, Lendale White etc.. Even a few years down the road after WHitney Lewis was shown to be a bust, you would still have fans clmaoring for the kid. He finally transferred to a 1AA school.

2. Todd Maranovich

3. I would love to have the ability to jus fall asleep anywhere and anytime I wanted to.\

4. This one is a tough one. It is either Sharia law or Brazilian tranny’s. Sucks that you have to choose between the 2.

By: Z

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:58:56 +0000

1. Brian Davis….great back couldn’t find the classroom
2. Bob Buczkowski, #24 pick by the Raiders in 1986….was recently arrested for running a drug and prostitution ring.
3. Flying would be cool.
4. Oktoberfest….with the buxom blonde German gals…

By: SpookyJuice

SpookyJuice — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:41:57 +0000

Anyway….was the show good tonight? Actually, I was wanting to listen to last weeks show again….is it still looping?

By: SpookyJuice

SpookyJuice — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:26:23 +0000

FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!! I totally spaced and forgot about EDSBS live. Shit. I blame GTA4…..for being the best game ever made. Damnit, I was ready to get my EDSBS on……and I’m still calling one day and pretending to be a Northwestern fan when I get a chance. It’s going to be amazing.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:56:40 +0000

1. Todd Marinovich

2. Todd Marinovich.

3. I could fix the various middle-age carcass failures, but I’d rather be able to sing like Sam or Dave – either one would be fine.

4. Terrace chants / songs from English and Scottish soccer to college football – the only thing missing from CFB as far as I am concerned.

By: bevo

bevo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:06:38 +0000

I wish I could blame this on ganja, but I have only myself to blame. I mean to type Iraqi oil, not Iraqi culture. Who the hell wants Iraqi culture?

That’s like living in Lubbock without the fun.

By: bevo

bevo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:02:53 +0000

1. I am not up on hyped players because I really do not follow recruiting boards. I know. I am a crappy fanatic. For pure washout factor after so much brilliance, I will go with Ramonce Taylor. He looked great the year Texas won its most recent MNC.

2. You could go with Ricky Williams, Cedric Benson, or soon Jamaal Charles, but I am pulling out the history books. Kenneth Sims, who was the first player taken in the 1982 draft. Despite playing seven seasons, Sims managed to play one complete season, and was never an All-Pro selection.

3. Per Mr. Tony, The patience not to swing a snow shovel at the many, many people whose actions warrant such an act.

4. Great suggestions especially the easy Canadian girls, Iraq culture, bike culture, and Cubans. I prefer though Canada’s tolerance for ganja.

By: MCab

MCab — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:03:56 +0000

1. I’ll get back to you after this season about Perilloux.
2. I was hoping Rohan Davey would do much better than he did. Still baffles me to this day. Glad Eddie Kennison and Kevin Faulk did great.
3. The ability to read people better than a 30 yea-career NYPD detective.
4. A true pedestrian/bicycle culture in our cities.

By: Will

Will — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:51:55 +0000

1. Has to be Gary Brashears. The Parade All-American hype couldn’t even displace a kid who was brought on *from the intramural fields* brotha!

2. Tough tough call. I’ll give it to Quentin ‘Get in Mah Belly RB’ Caver; Jones can still redeem himself, as he’s at least still playing 10 downs a game.

3.The ability to say the exactly correct thing, at the exactly correct moment. All else would follow.

4. I live in Western Europe, and I wouldn’t wish that kind of health care on my worst enemy’s dog. I’m working on getting my Swiss-Irish wife Americanized (she already understands that Hating Alabama is as All-American as it gets); I’d go with the primary reason live where I do; Irish whiskey.