How humble of Notre Dame to have visited Ronald Reagan in the Rose Garden at the White House on Jan. 18, 1989, resisting all temptation to call for a meeting at a neutral site more to its grandiose liking.

Comments like this almost compensate for the NYT’s employment of a Neo-Keynesian Op-ed Writer. Almost.

Also worth noting, the 2007 Orange, while being a supremely awful team that only managed to win two games, one against Buffalo, were quite capable of moving the ball on bad defenses. So don’t be too shocked if GRob beats ND as part of the 5-7/6-6 season he needs to save his job; Coach P did.

DC Trojan, the olfactory physiology of humans and other mammals is fascinating. In a nutshell, actual molecules of any scent are deposited on nasal receptacles to be interpreted by the brain.

When you smell a fart, actual molecules from the intestine of the purveyor have migrated into your nose.

Used in perfumes, it is sold for approximately $15/gram. Sperm whale gastrointestinal expectorant to seduce a man……..Yeah, I can see that.

As for armored tree semen, it’s less unappetizing than imagining the fine particles of fecal aerosol surrounding us all. Up the nose or not.

Here’s a nugget of joy for everyone– all that lovely pollen we’re breathing in right now is, basically, armored tree semen. Enjoy!

Seriously, someone had to have met this chick at Mullet Toss, does anyone know her name?

and i’m calling total bullshit if anyone on here tries to claim one or both of the following:

1) you have never pissed in a pool, ocean, lake, or shower.

2) you wouldn’t be standing there with a nice cool miller lite when she got back, just tryin’ like hell to hit that.

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Pissing in the shower? I used to do it all the time until I got busted by the wife due to the previous evenings consumption of asparagus. She was pissed.